Claimer: I own everything.
That night everyone was calm and sane and quiet.
On opposite day.
So it still went around to calm sanity.
"Ooh a duck!" Mario said, eating it.
"NOOOO!" Jigglypuff screamed, "NOW THE RANDOM STUFF WILL ONCE AGAIN REACTIVATE!"
There was a rumbling and a flood of ducks poured in from the front door, "AH!" all the Smashers but Jiggs yelped at once and ran off.
Link, Dr. Mario, and May ran in different directions, ripping apart and strawberry syrup gushed from their stumps; they then attached their hand/arm/heads
Kirby ate Falcon and copied his ability, Yoshi's head decapitated and grew small hands and feet like Kirby and ran off, Jigglypuff sat on Yoshi's body's neck and the two chased the head.
Marth and Roy turned into cats, who tried catching Pikachu and Pichu.
Samus chased Luigi and Zelda riding the O Ya Yak and blasting folk music from a stereo.
Nana and Bowser did the tango as the hands recorded more folk music of their own. Fox and Falco unleashed a magical dragon on Pit, May, and Daisy (who just appeared right on the spot).
Yoshi's head ate some ducks, which just fell out of his neck. Marth, a dark blue cat with the same hair and head piece as his normal self said to Roy, who was a bright red cat with the same hair and head piece as his normal self, "Woof."
"O RLY?" Roy replied,
Peach then appeared with a pink witch hat and white wand, "MOOOOO?" she stated for some reason, "Anyway YAY CHAOS1!"
"She must be the one causing the random crap to happen throughout this story!" Ganondorf said anime style.
"Nope, just this chapter!" Peach replied, making a clear colored lamb to appear next to her.
"Stop her!" Link cried; a chicken strapped to his head.
Mewtwo teleported over to her, Young Link strapped to his head.
"NOEZ!" Peach cried,
Mewtwo tripped even though he floats,
"YAYZ!" Peach cried,
She put on pink inline skates and flew off to the depths of the house.
"Let's go gang!" Link said not-so anime style; except for the anime sweat drops that appeared on everyone else. Ness had a manga sweat drop 'cause he was a rebel.
Anyway they drove the Mystery Machine©, yes, in the house, farther into the dark mansion.
Dr. Mario was square dancing with Link and May because Marth and Roy were the next weirdos/freaks/comedy reliefs (?) and not them, Pichu said "PIIICHUUU!" really loud and high making the three's head's pop.
May's head never came back as blood gushed from the neck, unlike Link and Dr. Mario who stared.
"How are we all fitting in this van with plenty of space remaining?" Fox asked,
"STFU You're the Scooby Doo now!" Zelda said,
"We agreed it was going to be Mr. Game and Watch!" Fox cried.
It began to rain inside the house as the headlights flashed over the pitch-black rooms.
Zelda turned on the windshield wipers, Roy watched the wipers, then attempted an amusing stunt at trying to catch them, Y. Link taped it on his home video camera and sent it in to AFV.
Then all of the ducks swarmed around the van, latching on, Zelda swerved around for affect, trying to see through the rain and ducks.
"Less than one percent is visible under the ducks tightly stuck to this van all over." Pit announced like the nerd he was.
"Ooh! Ooh! I want to be a ballerina!" Marth said, using Bowser'sface as a scratching post.
"Can I be a block of cheese, maybe a cheerio?" asked Pikachu,
"You can be anything you want to be!" Zelda said, standing in front of them and acting all teacher-ish, "Wait, if I'm here, and you are over there, and your over there, and your over there, and your over there, and your over there-"
"We get it!" everyone else said.
A laugh track played and the Smashers waited for it to stop so they could 'act'.
"… Drive someone!" no one said, that annoying no one…
The van rolled down the huge and long basement stairs, which were big blue stone bricks.
Some 60's or 70's music played as the Smashers ran around screaming and doing funny stuff for the next ten minutes.
At the bottom everyone got out, Mario took out a flashlight; the basement was blue brick stone and big wooden beams, covered in cobwebs. It was a bunch of rooms, which probably, added up, were bigger then the house on top. Pit flicked on a typical plastic light switch and all the hanging light bulbs turned on, each randomly colored red, green, yellow, or blue.
"SKAREE!1" proclaimed Kirby.
"Yep!" Mewtwo said.
A staring in silence track played.
Anyway, deep in the basement, the Smashers were now in a very dusty dinning hall.
"Hey, Fox, go check out that dark corner with the bloody zombie." Samus asked,
"No!" Fox said sternly, crossing his arms.
"Oh really?"
"Yes,"
"NUUUEEE!1!1!1!1!1!" Luigi's cry was heard in the back row. (See last chapter)
Yoshi ate Samus's Scooby Snax before she could pull it out, also eating May's cropsein the process.
Yoshi realized what this meant.
"AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!"
He cautiously crept over to the corner, the zombie ripped apart to reveal Peach; She dragged him screaming away out the door opposite to them.
"I heard a noise, I'll go investigate." Mario said.
He walked off, "Hello? Is somebody there?" after he was out of sight of the Smashers, a blood-curdling scream sounded.
"Let's split up." Suggested Falco, Everyone ran in different directions… even if a brick wall was in their way.
"I'll be right back." Ganondorf said, even though he was by himself.
He was never seen again.
Jigglypuff was jogging through a maze of equally set apart wood pillars with not enough light to show any further than a few meters. Suddenly she heard skates rolling. Stopping in her tracks, she turned to see Peach grab her while cackling evilly.
It happened to everyone else, except a few.
Yoshi, Captain Falcon, Game and Watch, and Ness, everyone's favorite over used characters ran around in circles screaming because they were the soul survivors.
Marth and Roy came up to them "We know how to defeat Peach-" Marth was cut off as Falcon inhaled the two cats/humans and said "Yoshi ish Yosh!" Yoshi had an identity crisis and his head popped.
Falcon ran into Game and Watch, chopping in half, Peach snatched up the 2D… thing and cackled evilly while gliding away on her skates… right into a brick wall.
Ness ran screaming out of the basement and up the stairs, then into the living room where the ducks tried feasting on him, He shot them all with a sawed-off shotgun and died from the horror of it all.
Peach, with her last breaths, said "I'll make sure this never happened…" she lifted her wand to flick.
Then died.
But she flicked right before she died.
Psych.
Daisy walked up "Ooh how yummy!" she said and ate Peach's hat.
But this made the magical magicwarp time.
So it was calm and sane in the living room
"Ooh a duck!" Mario said, eating it.
"NOOOO!" Jigglypuff screamed, "NOW THE RANDOM STUFF WILL ONCE AGAIN REACTIVATE!"
But this time the ducks that poured in had cookies for heads.
"How pretty!" Daisy exclaimed and flicked the wand, turning everything back to normal.
Woo. Revoow.
