Last chapter was st00pid, but the second last chapter was the b3st.

I'm thinking about making an INFOmercial fic.

NUUUUUUEEEEESSSS!

Read the story already!

Why are you still reading this?

Oh yeah, I'm righting more stuff for you to read.

EL OH EL.

OH EL OH.

Disclaimer: stated Peach.

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It was a sunny day and everything was happy, but then it started raining and a tiny hurricane stormed over the island, the house in the eye of the storm.

"NOES." Stated Peach.

Link and May were playing tennis in the indoor tennis court, suddenly May shouted, "You have a pointy hat!"

"WHY JOO LITTLE-" Link yelled, as the ball flew at him he dropped the racket and unsheathed his sword, jumping into the air, Link (this will look dumb when SSB: B comes out) did his super slash Triforce thingy he does to Mario in the SSB 3 trailer.

The burning ball shot back and hit May, who was laughing at his tights, chopping her head clean off.

"Wups…" Link said, rubbing the back of his head with an anime sweat drop, Daisy, who saw this, anime fell, cracking her head on the floor and dying. What a mess that made, because she was holding an open can of paint at the time.

"NUUEEEESSSS DEFF!1" Link said in horror/general/apple/stated.

Link ran into the living room where everyone always was, "XOMG DEATH IZ AFTAR UZ!1"

"Oh OK," Ness said.

Crazy Hand watched from the monitors, "Yes, this will be the season finale!" he laughed evilly as he let loose a horrible evil.

As the Smashers watched television, the wall next to them exploded, and in walked a giant Yoshi with the head of Godzilla, "ROOOAAAAARRDHXOMFGDJBVROARHVHBFBBQRAORVHJHVROFLFFHLOLFDJGHNBFargus." It said and tried eating their faces off.

Peach got her face eaten on and had four faces instead of her normal three.

Mewtwo psychically imploded it.

"Nuts…" Crazy Hand said, tried opening a box of ACT II popcorn, and ended up popping.

"Nuts…" Marth said, eating some nuts, while Pichu feasted savagely on the chunks of meat.

Suddenly a hunk of meat tried jacking Pichu and the whole fiasco ended with the two being married.

"SHSHOUNGNOUGHEIN!11!11!" raved Jigglypuff, popping Pichu, the hunk of meat, Marth, Fox, and Yoshi.

"NOES." Peach stated taking out a slushy machine that tried eating the three faces off of her face.

"SEVEN PEOPLEZ DIED IN THE LAST FIVE MINUTES!1" Mario said in horror.

"I know!" Peach stated, holding up a fist… that she had ripped off of some poor pedestrian.

"What?" Dr. Mario asked, cringing in disgust at the hand.

"Well," Peach stated, "Let's all have a big battle in the only arena in this place!"

"How did you know this?" Falco asked,

"Um… I'm not a robot from Master Hand." She stated and malfunctioned, falling apart.

"What did I miss?" Peach stated, walking into the room,

"Nothing, let's go to the only arena in this house!" Kirby said as they wandered around the house until they found a huge portal in Samus's room that no one noticed until now.

Inside was a vast ocean of milk with random sized chocolate chip cookies floating in it.

"LAWL CHIPZ AHOY." Bowser said,

They were on a pirate ship with random Shyguys running around which Pikachu ate.

"YARZORZ." Peach stated, turning the steering wheel thingy around.

"XOMG!" Ness yelled as he pointed at the huge pod of megaladons coming their way.

They ran back and fourth screaming.

"O YA?" Peach stated, turning the ship out of the way.

Pit flew up into the air and shot a trillion rainbow light arrows of goodness and powerfulness awesomeness and WTF at the prehistoric sharks.

They died.

Young Link stole some of the arrows 'cause they're cool and stuff.

"Now what?" stated Peach.

Falco shrugged, his arms falling off as ice tea flowed out.

Marth and Roy were sword fighting, Roy tried to loose but won miserably "NOES!" he said,

"LOL THREE PARTER."Bowser said in humor/romance/apples/Peach stated/WTF/BBQ/OMG/Deipnophobia.

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I dare you to figure out what phobia that is! (It's a real one)

LOL RESIDENT EVIL 2; IT'S SCARY! (get's head ripped off and brains eaten)

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