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Chapter 1

"WHERE THE HELL IS HE? I'M GOING TO SMASH HIS RIBCAGE, CASTRATE HIM, BURN THAT DARN BOOK OF HIS, CUT HIM BALD, AND TIE HIM TO A POLE TO WATCH A VIDEO CLIP OF BARNEY SINGING "I LOVE YOU!" AND IF I CAN'T, I'LL JUST GET HIM AT NIGHT!"

Sakura and Sasuke stared at Naruto, In utter shock and horror, also feeling very disturbed at his sudden decision. He had finally snapped. Kakashi, Who had heard this all, was hiding up in a tree to see what they were doing. He always hid in the trees, Just to see what his students did and how they reacted to his forever lateness. Now that Naruto had said that... He regretted to ever be late in the first place.

Sucking in his breath, He leaped down from the tree and quickly appeared on the other side of the bridge, Far away from Naruto. "Yo."

Naruto turned around, faced Kakashi who had his famous poker face on, and pointed an accusing finger at him. "YOU..! YOU!", He screamed.

"Me,"Kakashi replied, Calmly and not even showing a hint of fright. He knew that Naruto would never be able to do those horrid things but the mere thought of Naruto sneaking into his bedroom at night was creepy enough.

Sakura sweat dropped and laughed nervously. "Naruto.. I think you should calm down.. Kakashi's here now."

Sasuke crossed his arms and continued leaning on the railing of the bridge. "Baka.."

Naruto ignored Sasuke and took a deep breath, Remembering the anger management classes he took with Tsunade after too many meetings with Kakashi and the team where he was always late. In...Out...In...Out...

Finally being able to calm down, He looked over at Kakashi, Who had pulled out his Icha Icha Paradise book and was reading it with all his attention. Veins popping, He snatched the book out of Kakashi's hands and growled,"So why are we here then?"

Kakashi looked at the book and whimpered, But then looked over at Naruto and said,"I'll tell you..If you give me my book back."

Naruto thought for a moment but finally gave up and handed the book back to Kakashi.

Kakashi smiled as his hands finally reunited with his ever so wonderful book and then said,"Okay, Well, It was decided that you guys will be going on vacation."

Sakura immediately stared at Kakashi with excitement in her eyes. "Vacation?" She squealed, Clasping her hands together as her orbs sparkled in delight. "Where are we going?"

Sasuke, On the other hand, glared at Kakashi and asked,"Why are we going on vacation? We have missions to do, This vacation will only waste our time."

Naruto didn't care though, All he needed to confirm was one, single, thing. "Is there going to be ramen?"

Kakashi thought about it for a minute and then came up with the right answers,"Yes, Vacation. It's a surprise. You are going whether you like it or not. I'm not sure if there's going to be ramen. You can only hope."

Naruto pouted and sighed. "Then I'll pack my own ramen in case!" He said happily.

Sakura rolled her eyes and wondered how on earth he could live with only eating ramen all day. "Naruto..You know that ramen is bad for you."

"Nonsense! Ramen is perfectly healthy!"

"You're going to get fat..."

"No I'm not! Look! I'm perfectly fine!" He protested, pointing to himself with his thumb. "Afterall, The only person who's fat is Chouji."

Somewhere in Konoha...

Chouji sneezed and rubbed his nose before he continued to eat his barbecue pork. Shikamaru was sitting beside him at the table while Ino and Asuma were facing across from them.

"Eh? Nani kore? Chouji, Do you have a cold?" Ino asked curiously.

"No...But for some reason...I feel the need to kill Naruto."

Back to Naruto and Team 7...

Naruto sneezed and wiped his nose. Was someone talking about him again? Haha! They were probably talking about how wonderful he was! How brave, strong, powerful-

"...ruto...Naruto...NARUTO!"

Snapping out of his thoughts, He looked over at Sakura who was repeatedly screaming his name.

"Nani?"

"We're about to go meet at the village gates. Let's go."

Naruto nodded and ran after Sakura,Sasuke, and Kakashi who were already far ahead of him.

Meanwhile, with Neji,Tenten,Lee, and Gai...

"Yosh! I have an ever delightfully youthful announcement to make!" Gai exclaimed as he placed his hands on his hips infront of his students.

Neji looked calmly at him and asked,"What is it?"

Tenten who was spinning two kunais on her fingers stopped and listened.

"Hai, Gai-sensei! Nani?" Lee also asked, eager to hear whatever his beloved sensei had to say.

"We are going on vacation!"

"...NANI!"

And back with Ino,Shikamaru,Chouji, and Asuma...

"... going on vacation."

"Oh my kami! Where? Is it a beautiful vacation resort! Or a tropical island? Or maybe there's a spa!"

"..How troublesome."

"Will there be food?"

And with Hinata,Kiba,Shino and Kurenai...

"(blah blah blah)...Vacation."

"O-oh my."

"Alright! That's awesome! Isn't it, Akamaru?"

"Arf Arf!"

"..."

A few minutes later...

Everyone met up at the Konoha gates.

"Eh! I thought we were the only ones going on vacation!" Naruto whined to Kakashi, pointing at the other groups of people around them. "Why do we have to go with these idiots?" Everyone glared at him, Except Hinata of course.

Not noticing the glares, Naruto continued,"Except Sakura-chan and Hinata-san."

Everyone glared harder, Pissed off that Naruto had just picked favourites.

"Ah, Yes. Anyways, You'll all be going on vacation together, whether you like it or not. Let's go," Kakashi interrupted, leading the group out of the gates.

A few seconds later...

"Are we there yet?"

"No, Naruto."

"Are we there yet, yet?"

"No, Naruto."

"How about now?"

"No."

"Now?"

"No."

And this continued on...

One second later.

"Are we there yet?"

Sigh.

"Yes, Naruto."

"Really?"

Pause.

"No."

Half an hour later...

Naruto had ceased the "Are we there yet?"'s so they finally stopped to rest. Naruto was about to speak up but Neji smacked him in the head before he could say anything. Sasuke gaped, And growled before saying,"That was supposed to be my job..." Neji merely gave him a glance before turning away, not answering. Sasuke glared at him and ignored him back.

After a few minutes of resting, They finally went back to traveling.

20 mins passed...

"We're here!", Their sensei's exclaimed.

Everyone looked around.

"Where exactly.. is here?" Sakura asked, Gaping at the scene infront of her.

They had stopped in the middle of the desert. There was hardly anything around, A few dead cactuses surrounded the area, and no one was in sight. Not even a village.

"You...You..BROUGHT US TO A FRIKEN DESERT!", Ino shrieked, Turning around to face their senseis.

Kakashi, Asuma, and Kurenai merely gave a big smile while Gai gave a sad one to Lee. All of them turning around, they replied in unison,"Have fun!" and all disappeared in a puff of smoke. Gai had mouthed an 'I'm sorry' to his students before leaving.

The Rookie nine, including Gai's team, Gaped and stared at the spot where their sensei's had been just a few seconds ago. Desperately hoping they would appear once more and just say "TRICKED YOU!", they continued staring at the patch of sand in silence.

Finally snapping out of their daze, They looked at eachother, and then turned around to stare at the supposedly empty desert.

A tumble weed rolled by.

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The fun doesn't start here. xD This is only like..An intro. You see that they're in a desert, but they're really in a part of Suna. So yeah.. You'll have to wait and see what they do next. Please review and tell me what you think or if you want me to continue! Thanks.