Chapter 27: Operation Percussive Maintenance

XCOM-MT-76Q1

XCOM Maintenance Department Record Card

Author: Technician Simon Baldwin

Request Raised by: Dr Quinten Graham

Summary of Issue: Foul smell reported in Sector 5 laboratory. Alien Containment protocol activated (Ref. XCOM-PRO-5546 - Alien Containment Protocol).

Status of Issue: Closed

Closure Statement: 'Alien containment issue' traced to Sector 5 Men's toilets and previous night's curry surprise.

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XCOM-MT-49H1

XCOM Maintenance Department Record Card

Author: Technician Sarah Albright

Request Raised by: Ian McCormack

Summary of Issue: Dead animal (Rat) found in Access Corridor J5-9.

Status of Issue: Closed

Closure Statement: After Satanic ritual proved unsuccessful in resurrecting the deceased it will instead be given a proper burial place via the waste disposal unit.

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XCOM-MT-45U0

XCOM Maintenance Department Record Card

Author: Technician Edward Simmons

Request Raised by: Senior Researcher James Lee

Summary of Issue: Microbial Incubator in Laboratory L-17 will not turn on.

Status of Issue: Closed

Closure Statement: Microbial Incubator won't turn on when unplugged.

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XCOM-MT-38Q1

XCOM Maintenance Department Record Card

Author: Flight Technician Ian Beckett

Request Raised by: Flight Lieutenant Adam Lark

Summary of Issue: Evidence of fuel leak from DEMON-03 identified during post-flight checks.

Status of Issue: Closed

Closure Statement: Evidence of fuel leak removed.

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XCOM-MT-45U0

XCOM Maintenance Department Record Card

Author: Technician Sarah Heath

Request Raised by: Engineer Sasha Petrov

Summary of Issue: Internal circuit protection device activated in manufacturing suite in Workshop M-11.

Status of Issue: Closed

Closure Statement: Fuse replaced.

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XCOM-MT-20N7

XCOM Maintenance Department Record Card

Author: Technician Edward Simmons

Request Raised by: Administrator Anton Fedorovich

Summary of Issue: Rattling noise inside the vents above Administration offices. (Sounds like someone throwing dice).

Status of Issue: Closed

Closure Statement: Strike team ordered to stop playing Craps in the vents.

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XCOM-MT-20N7

XCOM Maintenance Department Record Card

Author: Technician Raymond Hall

Request Raised by: Sergeant Fredrick North

Summary of Issue: Coffee dispenser in the Strike Team barracks has stopped functioning. Prolonged failure risks a detrimental effect to strike team morale.

Status of Issue: Closed

Closure Statement: Request clearly entered in error as this dispenser has never been functional

Addendum: Risk of detrimental effect on strike team morale has been deemed 'LOW' as there is no morale in the strike team.

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XCOM Rule 676: Maintenance requests are an integral part of ensuring that XCOM operations continue to operate smoothly. It is required that they be taken seriously.