First I just want to say that this isn't script format:
Fox: NUES!
This is:
FOX
NUES!
I lub annoying people by doing these kind of things.
PEACH(stated)
That wasn't very funnerz.
ACT 2
O RLY?
I was so bored I uploaded this sooner than planned. Who carez though?
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Peach stated some more.
Since I always forget about Young Link and Donkey Kong they fell onto an uncharted cookie island where horrible tricorns ate them.
"VIDEOGAME RACISIM WHATEVER STUFF!1" the fans of those two said.
"ZOMG WAIT!" Link screamed, pointing at Marth.
"BOO I IS A GHOZT1!" he said, even though he was a zombie.
ENTER SURVIVAL-HORRORCaptain Falcon shot him with a shotgun.
Marth died.
"JIGGLYPUFF SECRETLY TURNED THEM INTO XOMBIES WITH HER POPPING POWER!1" Peach stated.
Pichu, Fox, and Yoshi conveniently appeared by Jigglypuff, they ate her brains, then tried eating Ganondorf's.
They ripped off his leg and ate everything else.
Zelda used some Aid-Spray on his leg.
Nothing happened.
Roy, with twin rocket launchers in his arms, ran screaming girlishly at the three zombies. But he was just carrying them and was eaten.
Ness used a crossbow on them.
They died.
He was then attacked by a Licker.
Bowser lit it on fire.
Daisy and May limped towards the Ice Climbers drooling and moaning with their mouths wide open.
Pikachu was out of ammo, so he used his survival knife, failed miserably, and was eaten.
Mewtwo blew them up with a grenade launcher and it rained limbs.
"Stupid limb storm!" Link whined as he pulled off an arm from his shoulder, sadly this was his arm and he ran around screaming as clear dyed tap water poured out of his stump.
He then built a cool robot gun-for-hand arm that was really cool and stuff.
EXIT SURVIVAL-HORROR"Well that was fun!" Peach stated happily.
Suddenly a zombie Phargus climbed out of the water and ate the Ice Climbers.
"HA NOW WITH OUT POPO YOU CAN'T CONTINUE TO RIP OFF 'RUN, MARTH, RUN!' WITH THAT RIP OFF!" Luigi said with an anime mouth that looks weird.
"O YA?" he moaned in all his zombie-horror and stepped on Peach, who stated her way out from under his foot.
"ONLY I, MARIO, LUIGI, DR. MARIO, KIRBY, MEWTWO, BOWSER, ZELDA, LINK, FALCO, PEACH, NESS, SAMUS, CAPTAIN FALCON, AND MR. GAME AND WATCH REMAIN." Pit said like the nerd he wasn't.
Phargus stepped on one of Link's arrows lying around and popped, flying around the boat, propelled by the wind escaping from his puncture.
"For once Link's laziness worked out for the better!" Dr. Mario said and everyone laughed and crap.
"NUUEEEESSS CLICHÉ!" Luigi yelled and rolled around in the fetal position, rolling over board and dying.
Peach stated some more and did some cool 90's fads and other 90's stuff while watching some music.
" GTFO THIS FORUM PEACH!" Dr. Phil said. (Lol inside joke… or is it outside?)
Captain Falcon then shot him with his shotgun.
Peach did some more 90's stuff.
"Ok that's enough!" Mr. Game and Watch said, for the first time in this story, ever.
Peach stated some 90's slang.
Ness got tired of this and went 10's.
"STUPID 10'S!" Peach stated, all 90's.
"EVERYBODY JUST STFU!" Falco said for no reason in horror/stated/Peach stated some more/apples/all 90's/humor/action/adventure/phobophobia.
"NEVARZ!" Link said and shot his gun, though it was a foam dart gun, though Falco died anyway.
"ST00PID NURD." Stated Peach, using Mr. Game and Watch as a potato chip.
He died.
"LAND!" Mewtwo screamed in horror as he pointed to a jungle-y island.
"YAY!" they screamed and crashed their ship at the beach.
Getting onto the beach, a massive flock of giant Ramen packs came their way. They ran the other way.
Mario tripped and was eaten.
"NOEZ!" Link said, shooting at the packs of horror.
They ran up a hill, running off the crevasse, they screamed, smashed into the organic walls, the packs broke to pieces, hitting the walls.
Pit, Link, Kirby, Zelda, Samus, Mewtwo, Captain Falcon, Ness, Peach, and Dr. Mario slapped onto the beach at the bottom as uncooked noodles rained on them.
"Lawlz." Captain Falcon said, eating them, but they were rabid and he went on a mad rampage eating random things, then died from rabid-ness.
That evening they held another knitting rave. Then exited the arena.
Peach and Pit had a vicious pillow-fight of all doom, Pit accidentally chopped Peach's torso from her body "OUCH LOL." Peach stated.
She lived.
Link ripped off his robot arm and beat Peach, "There, now your dead!"
"Aww, thanks!" Peach stated. She still lived, but secretly pretended she was dead, holding back her giggles.
"NOES SHE R DED." Pit said.
"O YA?" Link said, holding up Peach, he put strings on her arms and strapped her back to a pole to hold her up. Her head fell off.
She still giggled/stated though.
"AAAAAHH!1 AAH! AHHHAAHHHH!1 AHAGSAHAH!1!wonwononewonwonwon!11" the two screamed at once and ran out of the room.
She still giggled/stated though.
And then there was only eight; Peach doesn't count 'cause she's still pretending.
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NUUUEEEES WHO WILL BE THE LAST ONE TO LIVE?
But does this mean Peach will be the last one to live because she's only pretending to be dead yet not going to be in the rest of the story?
WHO CAREZ! Or do you? (st00pid joke...)
REVIEW PLZ LOL!
