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Chapter 2

"What kind of vacation is this...?" Ino whined, finally breaking the silence and looked around, trying to find something that would save them from this hellhole called a desert.

"I agree for once, Ino. I can't believe they ditched us like that!" Sakura said, thinking up ways to get revenge on their sensei's. For Kakashi..I shall create a book that looks like Icha Icha Paradise.. But it really has... pictures of Naruto...IN THE NUDE! Bwahahahahhaaa! Yes...The plan's brilliant! It would surely scar him for life.. Nothing's more scary than a naked Naruto,She thought, rubbing her hands together evilly with a weird glint in her eyes. Sasuke backed away in fear as he saw this. Sakura, rubbing her hands evilly with a weird glint in her eyes, is surely not a good sign. She soon started laughing evilly, sounding suspiciously like Orochimaru, but shut up when everyone turned to stare at her.

Shikamaru sighed and muttered something that sounded like 'How troublesome'. Chouji didn't care for he had grabbed a bag of chips out of his knapsack and was stuffing as many chips in his mouth as he could.

"What are you doing?" Sasuke asked, Staring at Chouji in disgust.

"I'm getting as much fat in my system so I could live for days without eating," Chouji smartly replied, feeling quite proud of himself for figuring that out.

"He already has enough fat in his system..." Ino muttered under her breath before saying,"Ano...Chouji, Only camels can do that."

Chouji ignored her and continued gulping down his food. No way was he gonna let some loud, naggy girl stop him from feeling smart for once. Atleast Shikamaru didn't say anything.

He was too busy staring at non existant clouds to care. Leave Ino to be the smart bum this time.

Meanwhile, Neji was brushing his hair.

Yes, He was brushing his hair. With a pink brush. In the middle of the desert. How he got the hideous pink brush was out of the question.

Everyone stopped to stare at him.

"29...30...31...32..." He murmured as he continued his long even strokes.

Lee coughed.

Looking up from his hair and brush, Neji asked,"What?"

"Oh..Nothing," Lee said, As Neji cocked an eyebrow at him and then turned back to brushing.

"Now where was I...Ah, Yes, 33...34...35...Oh my...O-OH MY! NANI KORE!"

Everyone turned to look at him again. Neji bolted up, Screaming and holding his hair at the same time. It was an odd scene.

He sprinted up to Tenten who merely looked at him strangely with a questioning glance.

"YOU SEE WHAT THIS IS?" He screamed, Shoving his hair into her face.

Tenten who was about to talk, Was greeted by a fistful of hair being shoved into her mouth.

Not letting her even say a word, Neji screamed some more. "IT'S A SPLIT END! I HATE SPLIT ENDS! OH MY KAMI-SAMA! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR! MY PRECIOUS! My.. BABY!"

And with that, He fell to the ground in a fetal position while sticking his thumb into his mouth.

Everyone watched him in shock, Surely this wasn't the Hyuuga Neji...

Lee and Tenten merely sighed, looked at eachother, and nodded at the same time.

"He forgot to take his medication today," They said in unison, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

The others continued to watch in surprise. Hinata never even knew he took medication! He probably only had told his team and some other family members. Oh, the things they could learn from this so called "vacation"...

After a while, Neji finally calmed down, Returning to his expressionless and serious self again. He acted as if nothing happened and shot a strange look at everyone for staring at him.

Shino was currently watching a bug fly around Naruto's ramen bowl. He was somewhat determined to catch it to add to his collection.

Hinata was sitting beside Naruto, watching him eat while playing with her fingers, trying to come up with something so she could get an conversation going.

As she was about to open her mouth, She stopped when Shino stood right infront of Naruto. Confused, She completely forgot what the heck she was about to say.

Shino crouched down.

As Naruto slurped up another strand of ramen, Shino slowly raised his hand.

Naruto who wasn't paying attention, didn't even notice the hand reach out slowly after the last noodle strand he was slurping.

And then, The unthinkable happened.

Shino.

Stuck.

His finger.

Into.

Naruto's.

Mouth.

"Ooauughh!" Naruto cried, as Shino was searching through his mouth for something, and quite calmly too, without even a hint of digust on his face. It was as if he stuck fingers into people's mouths every single day. He acted like it was an common thing to do. And it wasn't. Or we hope it wasn't...

If you listened closely enough, You could hear a little "Wheeeee!" going on in Naruto's mouth at the moment. Wait.. Shino's finger could talk? What the heck was in Naruto's mouth?

Everyone watched, completely forgetting what had just happened with Neji.

Shino finally pulled his finger out of Naruto's mouth, closed his fist, stood up to face everyone before showing what was in his hand.

"It's a bug." He said bluntly.

Everyone sweat dropped, Seeing the drool covered twitching insect in Shino's hand. So that's what made the wheeeing noise...

Finally, Kiba broke the silence.

"...That's disgusting!" He screamed, In a not so manly voice.

Everyone now turned to him.

Kiba paniced and blurted out something that sounded like,"I just had my period!" before covering his mouth and realized the horrible truth.

He was a guy. Puberty did not effect him that way.

Plan: Come up with excuse for your horribly high pitched girly voice. Failed.

Hinata looked at him with a mix of shock and disgust. Shino...

Shino said nothing.

But if he was a normal person, Which he isn't, he would be staring at him like he was some lunatic, slap him hard on the face, and sick his insects on him before telling him not to ever say that again.

Everyone else... Was twitching, while staring at his... Ahem... 'Lower area'. That was when they realized that maybe they didn't know eachother as well as they thought.

Naruto finally spoke up after wiping his tongue and mouth. "Dude...That's even more disgusting than what Shino did...I mean, you actually bleed out of that?"

Lee nodded slowly. "As youthful as it is, I have to agree."

Kiba quickly smacked Naruto on the head, shot Lee a glare and said angrily,"That was a mistake, you morons! I'm not a girl!"

Then he turned to the others. "And quit looking at me like that!" They all snapped their heads back up to look at his face instead of ... That. Akamaru had also been apart of "the others". Kiba felt very insulted at the moment to even have his best friend think those thoughts.

Three pairs of eyes were watching them curiously from a dead bush nearby. That was oddly in the shape of a hot dog. Why it looked like a hot dog, I don't even know. But atleast the long hot dog shaped bush covered the three well.

"Do you think we should go tell them now? It's been about...what? 20 minutes?" One voice said.

"..Nah. They can wait. Their senseis didn't tell us when exactly we had to meet them and besides, It's funny to see them do weird stuff. Who knew pretty white eyed freak took medication, and Bug boy enjoyed sticking his finger into things. Hm..I wonder if he sticks his finger into anything els-" Another voice replied, and you could tell he was saying something perverted just by his tone of voice.

Before he could finish, a smacking sound was heard.

"Pervert.."

"Ouch..Okay okay, I won't say that again. And dog boy finally hit puberty! HAHA!"

"..Whatever."

Their third comrade didn't reply or say anything though as they continued to stare at the group of strange nins infront of them.

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Who are these mysterious three? xD You could probably guess but I ain't telling you. xP Well, Maybe you wouldn't be able to guess. But if you read my previous message, You'd know where the group are and not just a plain old desert. So that gives you a big clue. Anyways, I hope that was funny. I had a hard time figuring out what exactly to do with it. (sigh) I just wasn't hyper enough at the moment. Usually, Tons of ideas would pop into my mind. Must have more soda! Then I'd get more ideas. Yes..That'd help. Well, Thanks for the reviews and don't forget to leave new ones!