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Chapter 3
Naruto paused as he thought about something.
"You know what?"
"What?" Everyone answered in unison.
"I feel pissed off at the authoress for some reason."
Everyone gave him a questioning look as he continued rambling on.
"I mean, She makes Neji have to take medications, care about his hair-"
At that moment, Neji looked down at the ground for he did actually care about his hair. Alot. More than you can ever imagine. And that's saying alot.
Naruto continued.
"-scream at Tenten and everyone, and then fall into an fetal position. You do know that it completely scarred his reputation right?"
That was when Neji realized that Naruto was right.
For once.
Even though he didn't know what the heck Naruto was talking about. What authoress?
"You better not tell anyone about this..." Neji growled with a hidden death threat in his voice. Everyone got it and gulped before nodding their heads.
Naruto then continued on about why he was ever so pissed off at me.
"Then there's that bug that flew onto my precious ramen-"
He paused to think about his ramen.
"Which caused me to eat it and Shino had to stick his disgusting-"
Shino glared from behind his sunglasses.
"-finger into my mouth, spoiling my whole appetite. Also, She made Kiba scream in a girly voice and admit that he had his period!"
Kiba snarled at him and snapped,"I did not have my period! I'm a guy!"
Naruto ignored him.
Sakura then spoke up. "Wait, Why do you know so much about this authoress? Who is she?"
Naruto was about to answer before he paused to think. "I...don't know?"
Everyone raised an eyebrow at him and looked around just to see if there were any hints on how the heck Naruto said all this stuff randomly.
They had decided on one thing.
If they ever met this "authoress", they would definetly kill her. She sounded like an evil being, to be able to do those things. Actually, They were just scared of my awesome powerfulness!
Somewhere far away...
I am in my house, Laughing evilly as I stare into my computer screen.
Back to them...
So forgetting about the whole situation of who the hell this authoress person was, They focus on how they are going to get out of the desert.
"I say that we-" Naruto began but Sasuke cut him off.
"No."
"Bu-"
"No."
"I was ju-"
"No."
"Why won't you-"
"No."
Finally giving up, Naruto crossed his arms infront of him and pouted. Sasuke answered his unasked question. "You're too stupid to plan anything out. Let Shikamaru think about it."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY, SASUKE-TEME!"
Sakura punched Naruto on the head. "Don't talk to Sasuke-kun like that!" She growled, even though Sasuke didn't need her help at all and couldn't care less. I really pity Sakura at the moment.
Naruto looked at her with teary eyes and whined, "But Sakura-chaaaan..."
"Don't you go 'Sakura-chaaan'ing me!"
He once again pouted before crossing his arms. Why did no one listen to him?
Shikamaru coughed into his hand and said,"So, I've decided that..."
Everyone leaned in to listen. "Yes..?"
He took a deep breath.
"...I..."
"Yeah...?"
"..have no clue whatsoever."
Everyone fell anime style, legs up in the air and twitching.
Kiba was the first to get up. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHATSOEVER!" He shouted, veins popping on his forehead.
"I mean, I have no clue whatsoever. Do not make me repeat myself," Shikamaru said plainly.
Naruto threw his hands up in the air. "So we're stuck here?"
"Oh why, do the fates have to torture us so..Especially keeping me with that blonde idiot over there." Neji muttered. Ino and Naruto glared at him and shouted in unison,"HEY!"
"I mean't Naruto."
Ino was satisfied but Naruto merely got even angrier. "Oh shut up! Freaky white eyed pretty boy!"
"What...Did you call me!"
And this continued with a glaring match between the two.
Meanwhile In Konoha...
"Do you think it was a good idea to leave them there?"
Kakashi nodded, before taking a sip of his sake. "Positive."
The four sensei's were at the local bar, enjoying their time away from their pesky students.
"Ah, This sure is nice. No more "Sasuke-kun's!" or "I'm going to beat you today, Sasuke-teme!" or ... Oh wait, Sasuke's actually pretty okay," Kakashi said, thinking about his teammates who were currently ... In the middle of the desert.
Kurenai sighed, thinking about her own students. "My team is pretty okay so I didn't really have any worries before. But it sure is nice to just come out here, without having to deal with them. Now that I think about it.. Shino's bugs always ate out of my garden, Kiba won't stop shouting while Akamaru likes to dig around my house, and Hinata...Well, She's got no problems since she actually helps me sometimes."
Asuma let a puff of smoke out before saying,"Well, I feel the same as Kakashi. No more "Sasuke-kun is the best!" or "How troublesome." or me spending all my money on the all-you-can-eat buffets just for Chouji to eat-all-he-can and hardly save any for us at all."
Gai on the other hand... He was pretty depressed. The other three teachers had dragged him into this and now he was getting himself drunk because he missed his beloved companions.
"I miss (hic) Lee...His smiling (hic) face... And (hic) Tenten... She always (hic) was so (hic) energetic.. And (hic) Neji was so strong and was (hic) a good example of a shin(hic)obi, also a (hic) great prodigy."
Kurenai looked pitifully at Gai. "You really miss them don't you?"
Gai nodded sadly at her before hiccuping a few more times and taking another sip of his sake.
"Well, Cheer up. Atleast now you don't have Tenten yelling, Neji won't be pissing Lee off anymore, And hopefully Lee is enjoying his time there."
Gai immediately perked up, Realizing the good points to situation. "And Tenten won't accidently throw sharp pointy objects at me while I'm taking an afternoon nap, Lee won't be always copying me, Oh, I always secretly hated that but had no heart to tell him and giving him that suit was a bad idea especially when he took my original hair style! and Neji won't be around to act like the smart bum he always is! I can finally do the things I wanted to do! He won't bother me with all that fate crap! Oh hoh ho hooo..." He stood up, laughing evilly while placing his hands on his hips and sticking his nose up in the air.
The three sensei's looked at him weirdly before backing away. Gai had finally lost all his sanity...If he had any in the first place.
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And that's the end of this chapter. Hope you enjoyed it. Please review!
