This is based on a true story, believe it or not.

Me: Zexion (yes, I act most like him...)

Kirika: Larxene (look out for the permanent PMS Nobody!)

Trevor: Demyx

Sean: Xemnas (XDDD)

Andrew: Axel (I had trouble deciding who he was...)

Kyle: Marluxia (Sorry dude, but I had to)

Mr. Proctor: Vexen

Dude, you may die of laughing at Trevor/Axel's comment... We all did XDDD

Don't be offended of Demyx's statement about Axel(at the end), please. Because Trevor said that to Andrew, and they're friends. Ya.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. But I want to own Organization XIII, but I don't, Xemnas does.


"Go home!." Vexen yelled, waving his arms in the air. Old geezer, he just didn't want people to have fun.

Well, the organization just finished five or so hours of work at their haunted house and everyone was partying to celebrate. They weren't in Castle Oblivion, they were at an old building, the Civic Center.

Demyx was smart and brought his mp3 player. He hooked it up to a loud speaker and drowned out Vexen's voice with music.

The song: The Bad Touch, or as some people call it... The Discovery Channel Song.

Larxene started to laugh... really loud. Zexion was quietly laughing to himself (ZOMG) and the others were just laughing.

Some started to dance slightly in place. Heck, that Haunted House took a lot out of you, not being able to sit, hearing people scream every five minutes...

They were celebrating that it was over, they'd ordered pizza and were drinking cokes and things like that, all covered in makeup and such.

Zexion looked like a freakin' creepy clown thing, in white make up with stars and triangles over his eyes, as did Larxene.

Axel was drenched in fake blood made out of corn syrup and red dye. Him and Marluxia looked the same, all in tattered clothing and blood, they'd been in the Saw (like the movie) bathroom part of the place. Marluxia was an idiot, like freakishly tall, and almost killed himself that night by leaping out of a stupid stall. Dumbass.

Xemnas decided to have fun, he was drug through a hole in the wall (that building was a really really old school building) and was later put in a casket in white makeup.

Now he was one of the ones that was moving to the beat of the song. Zexion and Larxene were probably too young to listen to that song, though...

(Note: Me and Kiri were the youngest ones there. She was fourteen I think I was twelve... I think... It was supposed to be for the highschool drama club only but Sean got me in .)

Well Vexen started to get tired of waiting for them to leave. They were using too much money, already through three cases of coke and five or six pizzas.

Zexion looked over at Larxene, who he was standing next to, and raised a silvery brow. "Thought you didn't like people."

"Well this is an exeption." Larxene replied, watching Axel, who was beside her and Zexion, dance really...really oddly. Everyone laughed, even Zexion.

When it was time to go, everyone was saddened somewhat except Vexen, who's an old fart and hates fun.

They had a hard time fitting Larxene, Demyx, Axel, Zexion, Marluxia, Xemnas (it's his car), and a couple others into one car. Infact, one had to ride in the trunk.

"I'm NOT getting in there..." The water-lovah said in protest as he stood outside the car. Larxene was smashed into the door in the back seat, Marluxia was a bitch and rode up front with another person in his lap, Xemnas was driving, leaving Axel, Zexion, Larxene and Demyx in the back.

Poor Zexion was in the middle, crushed between Axel and Larxene, "Loose weight." He told Larxene, then was attacked brutally. Well, he would have been if it wasn't so darn tight in there.

"Number IX, just get in... We want to leave..." Xemnas said. He'd tried pushing him in and everything, but nothing worked. He was supposed to sit in Axel's lap.

"No!" Demyx shouted in protest again, but after about ten minutes, he was losing and probably going to get in the car –in Axel's lap– so everyone could leave.

At that moment, Demy-kun said something that made EVERYONE die of laughter.

"I don't want to sit in Alex's lap because I'm afraid of what's gonna pop up."


Yes, that was a true story. It was very funny if you were there, trust me. We were like the last to leave XDD

And the Civic Center is really haunted, seriously. Also, the bathroom without the fake blood in it looks exactly like the Saw bathroom still, it's creepy,

We screwed around too much then XD But you should've seen the faces when people came around XD

Me, Rami, Sean, Brandon, Trevor, Andrew, Amanda, and others are IDIOTS (Kirika didn't hepl fix the place up)

I'm going to give them each the link to this fic and see what they say. Some of them might not know about Kingdom Hearts though...

AND SEAN! CHAIN OF MEMORIES IS NOT STUPID! GO TEH HELL IF YOU'RE GONNA BE DAT WAY!

Laa... Hawthorne Heights again...

Arinacchi: Duh, it's the freakin' cd...

Me: ...anyways... I might continue this and say stuff about what happened when we were setting up the actual thing XDDD