I showed a couple of people the last chapter and they liked it, XDD

So, I'm going to start working on when we were working on the Haunted House (Couldn't think of another way to word that . . . is stupid)

Again, all of this is like a true story or sometin' like dat...

I gotseded a shot today, so my shoulder's REEEELIE sore T.T it's gonna take fo' evah to write this . . .

Were we holding hands when my wrists bled?

I'm sorreh . . . listening to the AFI cd

I!mma shuddup now and type before they realize I'm on JT's computer thingah. My laptop won't get freakin' signal out here . So I can't get on the internet...

Me: Zexion

Rachel: Lexaeus

Trevor: Demyx

Sean: Xemmy-kun

Andrew(The otaku redhead XD): Axel

Kyle: Marluxia

Mr. Proctor: Vexen

Rami (The air and bead gun guy! XDDD): Xigbar

Ms. Nix: Owner of the Civic Center

That One Dude Who Turned the Alarm Off: Dude

Yeah, I switched Axel and Demyx, I'm changing the last chapter as soon as I can.

Yeah, the building their haunted house is in is named the Civic Center after the real haunted house I was in. Ms. Nix and Mr. Proctor are teachers at the school. Ms Nix doesn't really own the Civic Center, she just has keys to it XDDD

Disclaimer: I OWN EVER' THING! ...okay, I was lying. I don't own Kingdom Hearts... but Kirika lives in my sock! I charge a rent of a used battery and a peice of glass a month . SOMEONE LIVE IN MY SOCK, PLEASE!


"So..." Zexion started, sitting on the roof of Xemnas's car. "Who're we waitin' on again?"

"Vexen. The front door's locked." Xemnas replied, glaring at the man because he was sitting on his 'precious' Nissan Maxima. The car in truth was a piece of crap.

"Did you try the basement door?" Axel asked, crossing his arms. He looked over at Zexion, then at Xemnas. "Well?"

"That's a good idea . . . " Lexy said, "But I'm staying out here. I like this song." He was sitting in his own car, listening to something that sounded oddly like Numa Numa o.O

"Okay then . . . " Zexion said, raising a brow at the huge guy.

"The basement door can be forced open because there's wires running out of it . . . " Axel pointed out, leaning against Xemnas's Maxima, Zexion's feet were hanging off a little near him, so he popped them to watch them swing every so often, then getting kicked by the silver haired Nobody.

"Well, lets go in! It's freakin' hot out here!" Demyx said, walking towards the door. Everyone but Lexaeus was running because Lexy was in his car still. Zexion got there first because he was already walking when they were talking, then forced the door open to the surprisingly light basement. Everyone was in right behind him.

Zexion walked up the small flight of stairs, then the ramp that led to the main hall, Demyx a little behind him. As soon as Zexion stepped into the main hall with Demyx, the alarm went off. Zexion screamed "OH SHIT" and ran to the basement door with everyone else.

((Note: I was like twelve at the time I think XDD))

He got to the door first, despite being a slow runner sometimes and going in first.

Well, Zexion took his seat back ontop of Xemnas's car. Everyone was out and trying to convince each other what to do, because the building's alarm was still ringing, they knew the police were going to be there soon.

Axel was saying to drive away, then got shoved in the trunk of Xemnas's car by Lexaeus and the car's owner because he was trying to hotwire the Maxima.

Xemnas was still talking with Demyx and Axel after they let him out of the trunk. Each time Zexion tried to speak, he was cut off by someone else, someone louder than him. He finally said very loudly, "WHY DON'T WE JUST SAY THE FUCKIN' DOOR WAS OPEN?"

Xemnas, Lexaeus, Demyx, Ax— Hell, let's just say everybody... looked over at Zexion and his sudden outburst.

"That's actually good..." Demyx said, getting a nod by Xemnas and Axel.

"Why the hell do you think they call me 'The Cloaked Schemer'?" Zexion asked, crossing his arms.

"So, when the cops come we'll tell them the basement door was already open so we thought the owner was already here." Axel confirmed, leaning against Xemnas's car and trying to block out the sound of the alarm.

Lexaeus was asleep in the back of his car somehow. The alarm was so freakin loud people from down the street could hear.

Infact, one person did.

Some dude came to the back of the Civic Center where the cars were parked after hearing the alarm. The Dude walked up to Xemnas and asked what all they were doing here.

((Note: We have no idea why the dude came to Sean at the center, maybe because he wanted a better look of his blue hair... Andrew looked the oldest XD))

Xemnas told him the story of the basement door already open and stuff, then the Dude said he worked there and turned the alarm off.

"Wait until the owner get here, okay?" He said, then turned and walked across the street.

Axel sighed and sat on the roof next to Zexion. "How the hell is Lexaeus asleep?" Demyx asked, peering into the back of his car. "The damn alarm should've kept him up..."

"Psh, good luck with that one." Axel piped up, "Can't keep Lexaeus up..."

Mansex –err, I mean Xemnas."– leaned against the hood of his Maxima and yawned. Demyx slipped inside the car and stuck his Zen's signal thing into the bass in the trunk of Xemnas' car, which is accessible from the back seat.

He noticed Marluxia was sleeping back there... they forgot to bring him out when they got there... They didn't notice him when they were stuffing Axel in the trunk either.

Demy-kun shrugged and turned on The Bad Touch really really loud as they waited for the owner of the Civic Center.

Marluxia, who had been in the trunk the whole time, woke up suddenly when the bass started to pound near his head.

Everyone jumped at the sudden noise; they were usually used to Demyx suddenly putting on a random song, but at this time...

"DEMYX, WHAT THE HELL?" Zexion yelled, glaring at the other Nobody. HE then added, "You were supposed to put in Mr. Brightside next, we agreed on it..." Suddenly, he heard someone beating from inside the trunk.

"Oh yeah, Marluxia's in they're, y'all."

"Get him out." Xemnas said, taking out his keys and throwing them at Demyx.

"...Can't we leave him in there?"

"No."

"Aww..." Demyx walked over to the trunk and reluctantly let Marluxia out.

Marly looked a little dazed from having the speaker near his ear, but was fine around five minutes later. "Why the hell'd you lock me in there?" He yelled, waving his arms in the air.

"Maybe because you're too tall?" Zexion suggested.

((Another Note: Kyle was like 6' 7" last time I saw him and he was in ninth grade o.O that's tall... freakin' giant dude...))

Marluxia sent a glare in Zexion's direction, then turned to the Superior. "Why?"

"Oh, we forgot you." Xemnas said, waving his hand at number XI half-heartedly, focusing on something else in the distance. "We're sorry."

Marluxia shook his head with a sigh and sat next to Axel.

"I swear if you break my freakin' car..." Xemnas started, looking at the three that were perched upon his beloved crappy car.

Zexion hopped down and stood infront of Xemnas, looking up at him. "What would you do?" He asked, calmly and coolly.

"I'll kill you."

"No you wouldn't."

"Yeah I would..."

"No you wouldn't."

"Yes, I really would."

"No you wouldn't."

"I WOULD!"

"No you wouldn't."

"Shut up... I would..."

"No you wouldn't."

Because of Zexion's repeated sentence, Xemnas was getting frustrated. He banged his head against his car's window as Zexion hopped back on the roof.

"Geez, Zexy..." Axel said, quirking a brow at the silver-headed man who just sat next to him. "What?"

"You played your little mind games on the Superior?" "...Yeah...why...?"

Axel, along with Marluxia and Demyx, started to laugh.

Zexion yawned, then in mid-yawn he spotted a woman walking towards them. She eyed the open basement door, then turned to Axel. "You needed the keys?"

"Hai. Yes."

The owner took out her keys and stuck her arm out to Axel. "Don't burn the building down. I don't give a crap if you cover the freakin' thing in blood, just don't burn it. Use anything in the basement part you want. The drama club's stuff is down there too, and the room after the boiler room has the costumes. Don't use the second floor, only the first."

After rushing through that, she got back into her car and left. Axel stared at the keys he'd gotten ever-so-suddenly, then shrugged and opened the FRONT door.

Demyx turned the alarm off since he knew the code, then they started to think about what all to put in the haunted house, taking a short tour through the old old school.

Around ten minutes later, Lexaeus woke up and realized they'd left him in the car and rushed inside.


staring at the picture of Davey Havok in the Decemberunderground AFI album

Nyahaha...

The alarm thing was scary.. Me and Trevor just stepped into the main hall and it went off o.O

And Sean's face broke out during the actual rounds the days of the haunted house... He had to put white make-up on and take it off all night Pats his head, then takes hand away when he barks

Whee... The thing was really funny XD can't wait to write the other chapters