I'm back. Deal with it.
God went boom!
I'm sorry... I was flipping through the channels on the television and I heard the words "God went boom" on a Christian channel thingah... Now I just heard "the bitch and his devils"... o.O I think someone drugged my water, I'm serious. -makes note to buy this type of water again-
Duuuude... I was like, "I thought god was nocturnal..." and JT's like, "No, Misha, it's E-ternal..."
Then I got into a weird laughing fit...
Yeah, lol, this chapter's really really funneh in real life XDD You should've seen the look on Brandon and Andrew's faces .
Some of my friends were talking to me about this (they don't have a account) and said Zexy was out of character. Yeah, he's gonna be that way. I'm most like him, not exactly like him...
And people asked me why Vexen was in charge of the haunted house thingah and not Xemnas. Vexen is Mr. Proctor, who's a teacher. Deal with it XD 'sides, Sean's like a leader to all of us for some reason...
Me: Zexion
Trevor: Demyx
Andrew: Axel
Rami: Xigbar
Sean: Xemnas
Rachel: Lexaeus
Kyle: Marluxia (-still laughing ass off-)
Mistah Proctor: Vexen
Whee... I don't know how to spell Rachel's name, so I put it like that... XDDD
I wonder if I can make Sean read this...
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. If you really think I do... You have serious issues. And Miss Sandy said god did not go boom.
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"HOLY SHIT, MARLUXIA!"
Marluxia was sprawled on the floor in the bathroom, right outside of a stall in fake blood. Him and his tall ass was trying to set something up on the ceiling and he fell flat on his face. He stood up dizzily and announced "Dude, we're tired and hot. I'm going to get Jokers, 'kay?"
((A/N: Jokers are an energy drink we get all the time at Circle K, a store XD we can drink them all day o.O))
Xigbar, the only other person in the room with him at the time, sighed and shook his head at Marluxia's stupidity. "Fine..." He said, then started to spray the fake blood everywhere again.
"Hey guys!" Marluxia called, walking out of the huge bathroom and into the main hall where Zexion, Xemnas, and Lexaeus were. "Going to the store up the road to get Jokers. How many?"
((Note: Jokers are energy drinks. And the store was NOT up the road...))
"Get me three cans!" Zexion said, turning to look at the tall man, holding a knife in one hand. Xemnas turned with a box cutter in his, "Get me six." He said, then turned back to the black paper and sheets him, Lexaeus, and Zexion were chopping the hell out of. "Don't want any." Lexy said with scissors.
Marluxia shrugged and walked out the door, then started down the road with like forty dollars in hand o.O
"How'd he gonna get there? Circle 'K is on the other side of the city?" Lexaeus asked, looking over at Demyx, who just entered the room. "And the only cars are Mine and Xemnas's... HE can't drive anyways..."
And so Marluxia set off on a journey to the other side of the city.
Zexion screeched something very, very bad and unrepeatable when Xemnas was a retard and cut his hand with the freakin' box cutter.
"DAMN YOU, XEMNAS!" Was the last thing he shouted before running down the hall to the boys restroom; well, it was a unisex restroom since the girls' was being used as she Saw Bathroom thingah.
Axel walked into the room with Xigbar, yawning.
"Where the HELL were you, Axel!" Xigbar asked, his voice rising with each word. "I NEED YOU!"
Axel put a hand to his chest in fake shock. "Why Xigbar, I didn't know!" He exclaimed, getting on the freeshooter's nerves. "AXEL!" he took out his trusty air gun that he keeps in his pockets at all times and shot at Axel, causing the pyro to... dance. Heh.
Zexion walked out of the temporarily-unisex bathroom and walked down the main hall, heading for Lexaeus and Xemnas. Lexaeus was still shredding the black paper, Xemnas was hanging off of a metal bar on the ceiling, stuck.
Zexion pointed and laughed at Xemnas, who send the emo a glare while he walked into the Saw room thing after hearing screams. "What the hell..." He muttered, opening the door. "KILL HIM, XIGBAR, KILL HIIIIM!"
Xemnas was getting pret-ty tired of hanging on on the pipe. He let go and dropped down to the floor; years at Nero being a Dark Elf has its upsides. Xemnas landed on his feet and one hand, sorta like an assassin. Heh, stealthy skills run in his family
((Note, I think: cough-theyreallydo-cough)).
Lexaeus gave Xemnas a questioning look, then shrugged and returned to shredding paper while singing J-pop. Oh dear lord...
Zexion felt something on his shoulder and turned to see an angry looking Xemnas. "Oh... uhh... h-hey?"
Xemnas tried to beat the crap out of poor Zexion, but Zexy wouldn't stay still. He kept running away from the Superior until the finally hit his head on a Japanese prop, knocking him unconscious. Xemnas looked down at his limp body, then shrugged and went to put more stuff up.
And SOMEBODY... as a joke... Put Zexion's body inside of a casket that was in the Civic Center. He really looked like he was dead because of his pale, pale skin.
Demyx walked by the casket, then jumped when he saw Zexion's body in there. He shouted a nasty word, which made Zexion bolt up. Demyx fell over, twitching.
Demyx helped Zexion out of the casket then watched as Marluxia, who just got back, threw a couple energy drinks at Zexion and followed Axel and Xigbar to the usable restroom, probably to wash off blood.
The Melodious Nocturne glanced around the main hall; Lexy and Xemnas had their back turned to him and Zexion.
"...Hey, Zexy, come on... I have an idea." Demyx said with one of his infamous evil grins.
Fearing for his own safety, Zexion nodded. "Okay... what're we gonna do?"
"You're silent, the quietest and smallest one out of all of us. I need you to sneak into the 'Saw' bathroom and get the remote that's in the sink. Meet me outside the basement door." Demyx told him, getting a nod from the slivery blue haired teen.
Zexion stepped silently out of the old, dirty room into the main hall while Demyx stepped out of the white door to the concrete walkway outside. The Shadow Walking Tactician made his way silently down the hall, slipping into the darkness, then into the girl's/Saw bathroom. Ever wonder why there was a single freakin' shower in there?
He grabbed the remote, which he didn't know what it went to, and darted out to the basement door, Demyx waiting patently. "You found it right away..." He muttered, taking the slim black item from Zexion.
Axel, Xigbar, and Xaldin were back in the bathroom, as Demyx and Zexion could see through the window they were beside. The room the trio was in was lower than the ground, so the small square windows were at the ground, cracked and broken. Hey, they had a reason to be cracked and broken, the building had been there since around 1940 or so.
Zexion tilted his head, confused, while Demyx smirked. He watched as Axel put in a cd and and turned it up so they could work with the music.
"SAY IT AIN'T SO, I WILL NOT GO,"
Demyx bit the side of his lip, waiting for the right moment.
"TURN THE LIGHTS OFF,"
The Melodious Nocturne pressed a button, the cd changed.
"IT'S COMIN' UP, IT'S COMIN' UP,"
Axel whirled around, confused. Zexion did his best not to laugh at Xigbar's expression.
"IT'S COMING UP— hahahaha, well now, we call this the act of mating..."
Zexion covered his mouth, nearly purple from holding in laughter. Xaldin, who was very superstitious and paranoid, ran out of the room immediately.
Axel was confused. Axel was very confused. Axel was very,very confused.
Xigbar has a constant ticking under his eye when the music was turned up suddenly.
"Until the day I– Kiss my eyes and lay me to– Somewhere I belong, I will never– Uno dos tres quatro sinco sinco seis."
Axel ran out of the room, ear bleeding.
"Oops..." Demyx muttered, "I didn't mean for it to be that loud..."
Zexion was holding his stomach, laughing his ass off.
The tick under Xigbar's eye disappeared as he shrugged and started to work again.
A second later, Demyx and Zexion heard knuckles cracking behind them. Slowly, slowly they turned to see a very pissed Xaldin.
"Ehhehheh. . ."
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The songs in order are:
Small Things by Blink 182
DARE by the Gorillaz
The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang
Until the Day I Die by Story of the Year
Rare Prelude 12/21 Demo by AFI
Somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park
Pretty Fly for a White Guy
It was hilarious, because of Xaldin mostly. Then he beat the crap out of me and Trevor... x.X'
Next Chapter: Someone sees an accedent.
