Sup. I started school again. There's a shit ton of work and it sucks. If I survived last year, then I can survive this year... is what I'd like to say if I wasn't so lazy. Anyways, on with the story!

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Chapter 5

Sensei was leaning back against the railing in front of us, effortlessly looking cool. If anyone could pull silver hair off, it was him.

'How cliché.' I thought glaring at the floor.

"How about you introduce yourselves." He drawled while glancing towards his pocket every few seconds, probably debating whether or not to take out his Icha Icha book and ignore us. If I were him, I would ignore us. I leaned back as far as I could without falling over and yawned. I wanted nothing more than to get the hell outta here and sleep.

Naruto was literally vibrating with energy while Sachi just kept glancing nervously towards me. I also nervously looked back at him and slowly inched away from him. No thank you.

"What do you want us to say?" Sachi questioned nervously, probably still trying to make a good impression. I didn't really care about first impressions, most of the time, unless it meant the difference between life and death. Eh. Sensei would eventually like us, even though he probably wouldn't even admit it.

Kakashi shrugged, hand twitching towards his book. "Things you like, things you hate, hobbies, dreams for the future... stuff like that."

"Why don't you go first, Sensei?" I grumbled. I just wanted to do the stupid test and get this over with.

"Me?" He pointed to himself before eye smiling, "I'm Hatake Kakashi. Things I like and things I hate... I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future... I've never really thought about that. As for hobbies... I have lot's of hobbies."

Like reading Icha Icha? Who would've guessed.

"That was useless," Sachi scowled at the ground, "all we learned was his name."

I silently nodded in agreement. Sensei was such a troll. Not that I could talk, with that prank I just pulled.

Kakashi pointed at Naruto. "You're turn, Blondie."

Naruto ignored the nickname before fidgeting with his headband. "My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I like the ramen that Kaa-chan makes and instant ramen. I hate the three minutes you have to wait after you pour the water in the cup. My hobbies include spending time with Satomi and training. And my future dream is to become Hokage." He said with a wide grin.

"Alright, you next Bubblegum."

It took everything I had not to laugh at the expression on Sachi's face. You know that time when you try eating a lemon, thinking it's not that sour and then when you try it, it's really sour? That's what his face looked like.

"I'm Haruno Sachi. What I like is... I mean the person I like is-" he glanced towards me and smiled shyly. What's bad is that he was actually cute.

'Bruh. Stop. I feel extremely uncomfortable.'

"My hobby is training. And my dream for the future is to be a strong shinobi!"

I blinked. Well that was unexpected.

"You next." Kakashi pointed at me.

"Don't I get a nickname? Why do they get one and I don't?" I wondered out loud. Naruto snickered.

Kakashi-sensei sighed. "Are you going to introduce yourself or not?" He asked tiredly, already exasperated with my antics.

"Yeah, yeah whatever. My name is Uchiha Satomi. My like are my little brother, tomatoes, most sweets, and hanging out with my best friend, Naruto. My dislikes are spiders." I shuddered from even thinking about them. Creepy little bastards. "Hobbies... Uhhh I like training and trying out new sweets? Dreams for the future... I'm going to kill a certain man (Danzo, but they didn't need to know that.) and restore my clan (in my past life I wanted kids.) and become the most kickass Kunoichi."

Kakashi narrowed his lone eye at me for a second before clapping his hands once after a awkward moment of silence. "Alright, we start our first mission tomorrow."

"What kind of mission?! What is it? What is it?" Naruto asked eagerly, visibly vibrating with energy.

He has no idea what he's going to go through tomorrow. I'm not going to bother to get up early. It's just not worth it, in my opinion. Did my opinion matter? No.

"...and don't eat breakfast, you might throw up."

What. Ah, well I must have zoned out. Kakashi shunshined away. Wow. I have to learn that.

I slowly sat up, cracking all of my joints while doing so. I froze, before flicking a spider off my arm. If that thing crawled into my ear... I shuddered. I don't even want to think about it.

"Farewell my friends." I lazily waved at Sachi and Naruto before launching myself off the roof. Time to face my worst nightmare. Shopping. Ino was going to kill me if I didn't show up.


I sighed before burying my face even further in my arms, ignoring the dango in front of me.

"Come on, it's not that bad to go shopping you know." Ino insisted with a stern look, fists clenching in irritation underneath the table. The fact that she was eating dango while glaring at me made her less intimidating. Hinata was nervously looking at the both of us, ready to intervene when a fight started.

"I guess you're right," I admitted, "but it takes forever and there's so much stuff to choose. I also have no sense of fashion."

She snorted under her breath. "That much is obvious. Do you even have any clothes that are fashionable?"

"Nope. That's because every time we try to go shopping, you always go crazy and end up buying everything. That's what happened last time."

"That's why we brought Hina-chan."

I nodded in agreement. Hinata was the only one who could keep her in control.

"You've been awfully quiet today, Hina-chan~" Ino chirped.

"Sorry." She mumbled as she looked at the ground. At least she didn't stutter anymore.

I frowned. "Don't be sorry, there's nothing to be sorry about."

She nodded slowly.

Ino suddenly got mischievous look on her face. She turned her head towards me and smirked. I raised a single eyebrow.

"What?"

"How's your team?"

'That was all she was asking? Why does she have that expression on her face?'

"They're okay. Why?"

She looked like she wanted to slap her forehead. "Do you find any of them cute?"

'Oh. I do they're all freaking adorable, but I'll just say I don't.' "Nope."

She sighed loudly. "Don't you find at least one of them cute?"

I glared at her. "No. I don't." I hissed.

"Sachi likes you, you know."

"It's creepy."

"It's romantic."

"I'd rather date Sensei. I think Sensei looks better anyway, even if he is a troll."

"I knew it!"

"Come guys, let's not start a fight." Hinata smiled sweetly at us. Scary.

"Sorry." We both chorused.


"No." I said, scowling in disdain at the monstrosity she was holding up in front of me.

"But it's cute!" Ino argued, shoving the bright pink shirt closer to me. I took a step back, almost stumbling over my feet before I caught my balance again. We all burst out laughing, which caused me to trip again, and fall this time.

"How about I choose your outfit, as long as it isn't pink, and I won't make you try on anything else." She bargained still trying not to laugh. Hinata nodded in agreement with her, an evil glint in her pupiless eyes. Why do you betray me at a time like this?

"Why do I feel like I just made the worst decision in my life?" I groaned, rubbing my forehead.

"You're the best." She squealed while hugging me.

"That's not what you thought five minutes ago." I growled in irritation. Well, as much as a twelve-year-old could growl.

Hinata just laughed at the two of us.


"Huh, not bad. You actually chose something decent."

Ino nodded proudly, admiring her work.

I was wearing a navy blue pleated skirt that went down to just above my mid-thighs with shorts underneath. I had a zip up long sleeve crop top with holes in the shoulders with mesh armor underneath. I had thigh high black stockings on with closed toe boots that went just above my ankles. I had gloves on my hands with metal plate on the back.

I guess shopping wasn't so bad after all.


Ha! You actually thought this chapter was going to be about Kakashi-sensei's test?! You foolish mortals. Jk. It'll be in the next chapter.

Question of the day: So uhhhh favorite food?

Answer: Anything chocolate, ice cream, I actually like tomatoes a lot. More than Sasuke does actually. Once I ate a whole tomato for breakfast.