Yo sorry for not updating? I was busy failing school and being sleep deprived. At least I'm not in middle school anymore, I can't even describe with words how traumatizing middle school was.
Disclaimer: If you think I own Naruto... then I don't even know what to say
I grinned as I pet the little menace/angel named Tora. I bribed him with food, that is all. I think the reason why nobody was able to catch Tora was because they all tried to tackle him instead of taking a calm approach and bribing him with food. It's common sense. I'm honestly surprised nobody else thought of that before me. I blame the weird plotline. And Tora's owner, with how tightly they hugged Tora, it was no wonder he ran away, it was literally abuse.
Tora hissed at my teammates, whom I glared at. It's their fault Tora was overwhelmed anyway.
"Can I hol-"
"No."
"Bu-"
"No shoo, go away now." I repeated as I made shooing motions with my hand at Sachi. Naruto snickered while Sachi scowled at him in an attempt to look scary. It did not look scary, it just made him look adorable since he still had a little bit of baby fat on his face. I would've pinched his cheeks, but my arms were still occupied with Tora, who was currently hissing at Sachi.
"You caught Tora in thirty minutes? That's a record!" Hokage-sama commented, shocked.
I deadpanned. It was easy.
"Come on, Tou-chan! Give us a better mission that we can handle! All the missions we've been getting up until are boring. How are they supposed to help me become Hokage?!" Naruto complained loudly, attracting amused stares from some of the other shinobi in the room.
Kakashi-sensei place a hand on his head as a warning to behave or we would have an even worse training session today, the sadist. Naruto shut up quickly. Don't trust smiley people with masks, they're all closet sadists.
"I don't think we're ready yet." He eye-smiled. Naruto pouted. I however, was also tired of those cretinous D-rank missions, while they did actually help out with teamwork and were slightly productive, my teammates and I (including Kakashi even though he would never admit it) were sick and tired of D-ranks. However, with every problem comes a solution, therefore, I have thy most deadly weapon in my arsenal, the forbidden puppy eyes. If you thought Haru-chan was the only one who could utilize the lethal weapon, you are fallacious. I could use them too and look just as adorable. The only reason why I didn't use them is because I didn't want to loose my last shred of dignity, if I had any left at all from that time I accidentally slipped and fell in the mud (yes on my face) when we were doing that stupid gardening mission. (You get the point.)
I used the puppy eyes on Sensei and the Hokage. We got the C-rank mission. Apparently fate does exist, it was oh so conveniently the wave mission. (Yay character development! Not really.) The one where I could possible die by looking like a porcupine because I decided to protect my teammate. (It was a fluke that Sasuke even survived that. If it came to that, I would protect my friend without a second though, even if it meant I would die.) But it was okay, I got head pats from Sensei. He thought the puppy eyes were adorable and couldn't resist patting my head. Dang, there goes my dignity. Not my fault that I like receiving head pats. They hurt less than being poked in the forehead. (I still missed it.)
'No this isn't fine.' I groaned internally as I listened to Tauzuna complain. It was quite a tragedy that pulling an Itachi on your client was frowned upon in the shinobi world. So annoying. When Sachi started asking questions, Tauzuna started bosting about how cool the his bridge was and all that. Naruto complained about the heat. I silently agreed with his ranting. Kakashi read his book. That was all.
I eyed the puddle that was slowly become closer. I glanced up at Kakashi-sensei, to see if he noticed it. He continued to scrutinize his... book intensely, seemingly oblivious to his own surroundings.
'What if he actually doesn't know what's going on, what if I make a wrong move and end up getting us all killed, this wasn't like sparring after d-rank missions thiswasrealtheywereactuallygoingtotrytokillus.'
I shook my head, and continued to walk forward, head high. No, Sensei was obviously more than capable of protecting us, he had years of experience. Why would I even question his skill? If he was actually serious when he sparred with us, I would be dead a thousand times over.
I glanced uneasily at the puddle and at the rapidly closing space between it and me. I walked past the puddle nothing happened for thirty seconds. I sighed in relief.
My relief didn't last long. The next thing I heard was the sound of metal chains clinking together. The next thing I saw was Sensei getting ripped apart by the chains and the two rouge ninja coming for us. My body moved from pure instinct and muscle memory. Naruto was handling one of them, the other was going after Sachi, who was standing in front of Tauzuna guarding him. I jumped in front of them pointing my kunai straight at the demon brother's throat. It entered his throat from one side and exited the other with a sickening squelching noise. Blood splattered everywhere.
I heard an unfamiliar shout before I saw the other enemy rush towards me only to be caught in a tight headlock by a pissed off looking Kakashi-sensei.
I watched as the corpse fell of my kunai and hit the ground lifelessly, with glassy eyes.
I emptied my stomach on the ground.
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Ja ne!
