AN: Hey guys, I have no clue what's up with my account, Heaven's Angel Chick, stupid keeps telling me my account is no longer active and I have no clue why. If anyone has any information on why it's doing this, email me at Please I beg of you ppl, please, I need to find out what's wrong and to all my reviewers---I was about to update ALL of my stories!!!!

Okay I'm done ranting about the stupid gay world, now lets get on with the stupid gay story. Oh, an reviewers, we don't hate Cody, he just annoys us. I HATE HIS VOICE! And his outfit, I mean c'mon, it looks like he got caught in a straight jacket and he can't get out. And his hair, HELLO!? Is that a BOWL on his head?! AND why does it have a shine!? Does he wax it or something? "Sorry Yolei, I can't come over today, I have to wax my hair." I mean, c'mon! Okay, now I swear it, on with the story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon nor will I ever and if I had my way and I did own Digimon, Tai and Matt would have gotten together and so would have Davis and Ken and Jyou and Cody would have disappeared off the face of the Earth. Onward!

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CODY VS. THE TELETUBBIES(I don't care if it's not spelled right and neither should you.)

"Tinky-Winky!" Yelled a purple thing from the television Cody watched from his bed. He had gotten home from the hospital-like place and was recovering from his traumatic experience with the weedwacker and the idiotic doctor. "LALA!" Screamed a yellow thing that danced around with his friends who were red and green. "PO!" Shouted another thing, the red one. "DIPSY!" Exclaimed the green one. Cody let out a scream of delight at seeing his favorite "teletubby".

"Cody, dear, do you need anything?" His mother asked. Cody thought for a moment.

"Hm, I would like something to drink, mother." He said politely. Silence. And then---

"TOO FING BAD!" His mother yelled at him. Cody cowered, and sank deep into the mattress. The mattress collapsed and closed up, trapping Cody within.

"Oh crap...." Cody murmured and struggled to get free. He was starting lose oxygen and that was when he decided to yell for his Digimon to help him.

"ARMADILLOMON! HELP ME!" He yelled. His armadillo digimon ignored him, and put ear plugs in and continued eating his sushi in peace.

When Cody managed to spring open the bed, he was sprung forward into his tv.

"Where am I?" Cody asked himself.

"TINKY WINKY!" something said from above. Cody looked up into the face of the purple thing he saw on televison.

"WOW! I'm in the land of the teletubbies!"

KICK! POW! BAM! SMACK!

PAIN!!!

Those 5 things were the only things he knew of at that point in his life and the teletubbies continued to beat Cody into a bloody pulp.

The green one walked over and said in a deep gruff voice, "This is our tv show! Get out you little bowl headed boy!" He gave Cody a measured kick in the head. Cody blacked out.

He assumed he woke up minutes later only to find himself in the path of a demented Hoover. "AAhhhh!" He tried to stand up only finding his hand and legs had been tied so he could not move and stuff.

"Noo-noo!" Po cried and clapped her hands. Tinky Winky laughed and Lala laughed evilly which scared Cody to death...well almost. Dispy walked over and spat in Cody's face. He stuck out his tongue and ran away-back to his friends.

"YOUR NOT MY FAVORITE TELETUBBY ANYMORE!" Cody cried and broke loose with his unknown powers that no one knows about, not even him. He jumped on the bus, but not before waving good-bye to the baby sun. The camera guy followed Cody in the bus-he had been filming the whole time...

END OF CHAPTER THREE

AN: Hey, review please, and don't forget, EMAIL ME! PLEASE! Don't forget! Please, if you have any clue or idea why fanfiction is saying my account is no longer active, EMAIL ME! I beg of you ppl!

Alright, anyway do whatever, Ze's writing the next two chapter cause they go together. BYE