Chp. 2

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Kylarkallana: Thanks for reviewing! I'm glad you like my story. It might not be as good as I planned it..but I tried to make Keiko ballistic. Hope you enjoy it. :Hands you a YuYuHakusho poster:

Hiei's Dragon Girl: We all wanna see her freak out don't we? I'm updating as fast as I can....I actually handwrite the chapters before I type them..ooooooooo :Hands you a flipping Keiko action figure: ;)

Another-Dream-Taken: Nice username! Yes I'm a Hiei lover. I also love Yusuke! I have to prank Kurama, sorry but Yusuke & Hiei get pranked ...somehow. :Hands you a poster of Kurama:

ZzPyrOManiaKzZ: OMG! Congratulations! You're so lucky! I'm still single :cries: Thanks so much for your reviews. You have to update soon, I love your story Mere! :Hands you a photo of Hiei...a really nice photo:

Dilandau Kitty: It's funny in my opinion...and we can share Hiei. But I call dibs on night and weekends. ;) :Hands you a Hiei plushie..cuz I have the real thing in my room:

HieiLover: Thanks for you comment. Thank God its original. I don't wanna copy anybody! :hands you a Hiei plushie:

Sumi101: Thanks for reviewing. I could never kill Yusuke! He's too awesome to kill. He's like the perfect boyfriend..sigh. :Hands you a whole collection of Punk'd stuff with Hiei and Yusuke on it:

On with Chp 2!

*Yusuke and Hiei are on a window-washing lift in window-washing outfits...awe how cute!*

Yusuke: "Hey! Your back! Ok, anyway....our handydandy cameramen have set up cameras around the school to catch today's event! And me and Hiei are posing as window-washers so we can climb through the window at the right moment." * grins goofily*

Hiei: "Handy...dandy? Tantei, you're scaring me."

Yusuke: "Nani? Hiei's afraid of something?"

Hiei: "Forget it. Let's just get to the top floor."

Yusuke: "Alrighty then!" O__O

Cameraman 1: *on walkie-talkie* "Keiko has entered the building."

Yusuke: *on walkie-talkie* "Commence operation." *whispers to Hiei* "I've always wanted to say that!"

Keiko enters the classroom. "Konnichiwa, Mr. Iwamoto," she says, taking her seat. Mr. Iwamoto turns around, facing the class with test papers in his hand. "I'm going to be handing test papers back. For those of you who passed, congratulations. For those of you who failed....... I'm extremely disappointed." Mr. Iwamoto starts to pass out the papers, rotating around the room. He stops at Keiko's desk and stares at the score. Keiko looks up puzzled. Mr. Iwamoto takes the paper and slowly places it on Keiko's desk.

Yusuke: *on walkie-talkie* "Cameraman 3, zoom in on Keiko, now."

Cameraman 3: *zooms in*

Keiko's hands are shaking. She grabs the paper and turns it over, staring at the big, red, ugly F on her test. Her eyes grow wide and she covers her mouth.
Suddenly, she stands up, her chair clattering to the floor.

Cameraman 3: *comes into regular view*

"HOW? HOW IS IT THAT I FAIL!?" Keiko screams. Mr. Iwamoto and the rest of the class stare at her. Mr. Iwamoto smirks. "It happens. Now sit back down." 'BUT I NEVER FAIL! NEVER IT'S NOT F***ING POSSIBLE." Keiko looks at the paper, then Mr. Iwamoto, then the paper. Out of shock, she falls back into her chair muttering. "It's not possible, it's not possible, it's not possible."

*The loudspeaker comes on, Mr. Takanaka speaking*

Takananka: "I will now list the failures of today. Ahem. Awayuki, Maki....Fujiima, Daisuke.......Kuwabara,Kazuma......."

Kuwabara: *mutters* "Kuso."

Takanaka: "......Ling, Makoto......hmmmm....Yukimura,Keiko..Urameshi...wait a minute! Ms. Yukimura? Please report to my office now!"

*loudspeaker turns off*

Keiko: *stands up again, really pissed off* "NEVER! I WIL NEVER GO TO YOUR F***ING OFFICE, YOU F***ING LIAR!" *bursts into tears, sits back down, starts muttering to herself* "It's all Yusuke's fault. Baka koi. We were supposed to be studying together and then..."

~Flashback~

*WHACK* "Itai, Keiko! What was that for?" Yusuke asks, rubbing his head. "Number 1, stay out of my dresser and number 2, we're supposed to BE STUDYING!" Keiko yells. Yusuke sits back down on the bed and stares at her intently. This seriously bugged her. "Nani?" she asked, her tone less harsh. Yusuke jumps up and runs to the phone. "Be right back," he calls. Keiko could hear him ordering food on the phone. She sighed and went back to her notes. She couldn't concentrate. Trying to study, she became frustrated and went downstairs. Yusuke was in the living room, looking at tapes. "Which one? Horror...home videos....action......" "Uh, Yusuke?" Keiko gently taped his shoulder. He turned around and put a blindfold over her eyes, "What the hell?" "Shhh, Keiko. It's a surprise." "Yusuke there's a test tomorrow..." Keiko started to protest. DING DONG. "Oh, that's the food" Yusuke hurried to the door and received the take-out. He popped in a movie, took off Keiko's blindfold and opened the box of food. Keiko saw a really huge platter of sushi, with two bowls of miso soup and a full bottle of sake. "Yusuke...arigatoo...koi." She gave him a big hug and a kiss on the cheek. Throughout the night, they ate, watched home videos and laughed..... forgetting about the test. ~End Flashback~

Keiko: *screaming* "Yusuke, anata temee, it's all your fault!"

The whole class stared at Keiko again. She starts blushing and one of the window-washers come in.

Yusuke: *with an accent* "I vas trying to vash ze vindows vhen I heard schreming. Vas et youu, Mizz? *points at Keiko, and takes off hat*

Keiko: "Yusuke!" ^__^

Yusuke: "You called?" *tries to hide laugh*

Keiko: What's so funny?

Yusuke: *can't stop laughing*

Hiei: *appears out of nowhere* "You've been Punk'd baka ningen. Me & Yusuke have taken over the show. So, in reality you didn't fail the test."

Keiko: "I didn't?" ^__^

Yusuke: *still laughing* "Funny, isn't it? All this time, you thought you failed a test. You went ballistic and started screaming and cursing and ranting for nothing. Everyone tricked you."

Hiei: *snickers softly*

Everyone: *laughing out loud*

*WHACK*

Yusuke: "Itai! What'd I do?"

Keiko: *screaming, red in the face, is really pissed off* "YUSUKE YOU JERK! HOW DARE YOU TRICK ME!"

Everyone: O__O

Yusuke: "Keiko...KEIKO! IT'S JUST A JOKE! HOW COME YOU DON'T SLAP HIEI?" *chases after Keiko who stormed out of the room*

Hiei: *turns to the camera* "We'll be back after commercials."

Commercial:
Announcer: "Where'd Ashton Kutcher go?"
*shows a blank outline of some dude*
Announcer: "And who are these new dudes?"
*shows Yusuke, goofing off & Hiei staring at the screen*
Yusuke: "We're in control! A new Punk'D season with me, Yusuke
Urameshi and Hiei Jaganshi as your hosts."
Announcer: "New hosts, new pranks. Punk'D on every day starting
at 7/6 central...only on MTV."

Yusuke: Well, that went well!" *has a hand mark on his face*

Hiei: "Hn. Whaddaya mean 'that went well'?"

Yusuke: "We pranked Keiko!...... Successfully!"

Hiei: *sighs* "Anyway, our next prank is on Kuwabaka."

Yusuke: "You mean Kuwabara?"

Hiei: "No, Kuwabaka."

Yusuke: "Whatever." *looks around for something to do. Spots an otaku-girl and walks up to her* "Want my autograph?" *flashes sexy smile*

Otaku-girl: *faints*

Hiei: *cough* "Anyway, next we will Punk Kuwabaka. Supposedly, his 'dear' cat Eiikachi will get run over by a truck. So tragic......bwa ha ha ha! " *laughs manically.... non-stop*

Yusuke: "Hiei's being scary again. Anyway, we will be hiding next door, and Koenma here..."

Teen Koenma: "Yo." *waves*

Yusuke: *pushes Koenma out of the way a bit* "...will be driving 'cuz he's in ningen form and he's 700+ years old!"

Botan: *runs on set* "Koenma sir! Ayame is on a break! And she's alone! Quick, here's flowers and chocolate. Go get her sir!"

Teen Koenma: "Arigatoo, Botan." *turns to a mad Yusuke* "Gomen Yusuke." *runs off set*

Yusuke: *really pissed* --__-- "WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO DRIVE NOW!"

Random Man: "Pay me and I'll drive."

Yusuke: *pulls out fake $5 bill* "Here."

Random Man: "Oh Goody!" ^__^

Hiei: *stops laughing* "ON WITH THE EVIL!"

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH. Only a Rurouni Kenshin Battousai Wall Scroll.

Tantei- detective

Nani?- What?

Konnichiwa- Hi, hello

Itai- Ouch!

Arigatoo- Thank You

Baka koi- stupid love

Koi- love

Anata temee- you bastard ( or anything that's a bad word)

Baka ningen- stupid human

Ningen –human

Otaku-girls (otaku) fan-girls

Gomen- sorry

Umm..please review..i need 5 more reviews to post the next chapter.. and I'm counting how many I get!