Chp. 3
I got more reviews! Yay! You must really love me! So, I shall respond again! I love you guys! :cries: I know the reviews say 17, but these were all I got. If I didn't respond, I promise I will next chapter!
Icedragongirl: yes, do not mess with Hiei-kun when he's scared. He almost burned me when I hugged him. Eep! :hands you a YYH t-shirt:
Hiei's Dragon Girl: I would never harm Eiikachi! :sniffles: Do you really think I'm that violent? True, Hiei influenced me.....;) And yes, Kuwabara will cry! Bwa ha ha! :hands you a save-the-kitties shirt:
Kylarkallana: yeah, it would be creepy. But Hiei would look soooo cute! With a hat, and a babyface and a frown in black clothes with water stains. I think Yusuke likes to get slapped, so he knows Keiko cares for him. Awe! Sensitive Yusuke! :hands you a chibi doll of window-washing Hiei:
Madame Arrow Foxfire: Everybody swears sometimes: Hands you a talking Keiko doll that swears in Japanese:
Another-Dream-Taken: Your not the only one! And your dancing with the poster! I feel special! Anyway, I won't hurt Kurama that bad. :hands you a YOKO Kurama poster:
Roe-Roe (Rei): Thanks for your review. Well, it has to be funny or else it isn't a humor fic! Anyway, please keep reading. :hands you a YYH t-shirt:
psychocatgal: Thanks for your opinion. I'm really glad that people share the same humorous ideas. It's like weird that some people think the same things are funny. Keep reading and reviewing! :hands you a random YYH tape:
memeMelissa: You're so mean! :cries: I have to re-write it! I've like, known you forever and I don't see how you find it funny. :Hands you a Botan plushie:
sumi101: I can see you don't want him dead. *watching you hug Yusuke stuff* He died three times already, shouldn't I give him a break? :hands you his shirt that she stole out of his room: *I am now whistling and walking away*
Dilandau Kitty: Thanks for your review! Yes, well um...no one can call him Kazuma cause then he'll think you like him..(eww). I won't punish Eiikachi! I love kitties! And you get the Hiei plushie cuase it's a weekend! Bwa haha! Isn't sharing awesome? *sharing & caring theme song from juicy fruit commercial plays in background* :hands you a suitcase of Hiei's stuff when he goes to your house on Monday ^__^:
I believe that's everyone I saw in my email account (it's so slow!) On with Chp. 3!
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*Yusuke and Hiei are in some van parked on the corner. They can see everything 'cuz they have monitors.*
Yusuke: *on cell phone* "Hello? Shizuru, you there? Yeah um, I need you to bring Eiikachi to the red van on the corner. I'm in it. No, I'm not gonna hurt your precious cat. OK...yeah..thanks. Bye!" *hangs up, turns to Hiei* "She's coming!"
Hiei: "And I care why?"
Yusuke: Because then we can clone Eiikachi with....." *starts rummaging through the van* "..this!" *pulls out a mini machine with a screen and many, many knobs*
Hiei: "What the hell is that?" *pokes machine with katana*
Yusuke: "No touchy! It's a cloning machine! That way we don't really have to kill Eiikachi, remember?"
Hiei: *has sad look on face* "But I haven't killed anything in weeks!"
*KNOCK, KNOCK*
Shizuru: "Hey, Yusuke, open up! I have my cat here."
Yusuke: *opens back door* "Ok, hold the kitty still." *has tweezers in hand*
Eiikachi: *frightened* "MEOW!!"
Yusuke: *has cat hair in tweezers, puts cat hair in machine* "Ok, Shizuru, you can leave now. Remember, act sad when you see this clone die ok? And don't tell Kuwabara."
Shizuru: "Like I would. Later." *leaves with Eiikachi*
Machine:* is making funny noises* *all of a sudden a cat appears on the conveyor belt*
Hiei: *falls in love with it* "Oh my god, it's so cute and adorable!" *picks up Eiikachi clone and snuggles it to his cheek* "Who's a cute kitten? You are, yes you are."
'Eiikachi': "Meow."
Hiei: *gasp* "It meowed! It thinks I'm its mother! I feel so special!"
Yusuke: O__O *is very frightened* "Ok, um, Hiei. Put the kitten down, and slowly back away from it."
Hiei: *puts 'Eiikachi' down*
Yusuke: *on walkie-talkie* "Now, zoom in on Kuwabara playing with Eiikachi."
Cameraman: *zooms in*
Kuwabara is playing with the real Eiikachi.
Kuwabara: "Eiikachi, I love you! I love you more than Shizuru, then school, then reiki...even more than...." *his voice drops to a whisper* "...Yukina." *grins* "But you wouldn't tell right?"
Eiikachi: "Meow."
Kuwabara: *gasp* "Good kitty!" *hugs Eiikachi to his chest* "Your such a cute kitty, and your mine, all mine!"
Eiikachi: *a very weak* "Meow."
Kuwabara: *gasps again* "You need food! Don't worry baby, I'll get you food!" *runs into house, leaving door wide open*
Hiei: "Well, that was weird."
Yusuke: "Not as weird as you were with that clone......"
Hiei: "Hn." *on walkie-talkie* "Now's our chance. Switch the cats!"
Random Man: *switches the real Eiikachi with clone Eiikachi. Hands clone to Hiei. Hiei smiles and goes to the front of the van, petting Eiikachi. Random Man sets a bowl of food in the middle of the road, and gets into car. He waits for the cat*
'Eiikachi': *sniffs cat food* "Meow." *walks over to cat food and starts eating it*
Yusuke: *on walkie-talkie* "Now!"
Random Man: *turns on ignition. Blasts radio and starts driving, pretending to be clueless*
Kuwabara: *just walked out of house with cat food* "Eiikachi, Eiikachi. Where are you girl?" *hears rumbling of car. He spots it and the direction it's going* "Eiikachi!" *throws cat food to ground and starts running, but is too slow*
'Eiikachi': "Meow?" *looks at Kuwabara oddly*
Random Man: *whistling, then spots cat* "Holy cheese!" *steps on gas instead of brake...baka*
Kuwabara: *suddenly stopped running* "NO!!!!!!"
*THUMP* *THUMP*
Random Man: *keeps on driving*
Kuwabara: "Eiikachi!" *walks over to his dead cat* *tears are streaming down his face as he holds the limp body in his hands* "You were so small, so young. So pure. Why did you have to go? Why?" *bursts into tears, holding dead kitty close to him*
Yusuke: "You think we should go out now?"
Hiei: "Nah. Wait till Shizuru comes out and puts on her act." *continues petting Eiikachi*
Yusuke: *turns to Hiei in the front seat* "You mean, wait till your done petting KUWABARA'S cat?"
Hiei: *looks at kitty with disgust* "Eww. It's Kuwabara's. Here, you take it." *hands Yusuke Eiikachi and sprays Lysol on his hands* "IT BURNS!"
Shizuru comes out.
Shizuru: *faking* "Oh, my god. Wha..? What happened?"
Kuwabara: "Uh, Sis. Eikachi...she...she was in the street and..she...she" *bursts into more tears*
Shizuru: *pats Kuwabara on the back* "There, there. We could always get another kitty."
Kuwabara: "You don't understand! Eiikachi was special. We were like best friends. And now she's gone. She's never coming back!" *sobs*
Yusuke: "Alright, let's go."
Yusuke and Hiei get out of the van, and walk up to Kuwabara, Yusuke holding the real Eiikachi. Hiei puts a finger to his lips indicating that Shizuru be quiet.
Eiikachi: "Meow."
Kuwabara: "Eiikachi? Hey, girl where are you?"
Yusuke: "Looking for something?" *has another goofy grin on his face, holding out Eiikachi*
Kuwabara: ^__^ *instantly happy* "Eiikachi!" *takes Eiikachi from Yusuke* "I was so worried about you! I thought you died." *jumping around for joy when he suddenly stops* "Wait.....if Eiikachi isn't dead then who was that poor kitty?
Hiei: "Are you that stupid baka? It's a clone! And your on Punk'D which means you got tricked into thinking your cat was dead. We just humiliated you on tv! And give me that cat!" *takes dead cat from Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: *his brain is s..l..o...w....l...y processing the information* *lightbulb appears. And Kuwabara stands up, mad* "Urameshi! You..you tricked me?!?!? You made me cry in front of millions of people on tv, when my cat wasn't even dead? That's it, your gonna pay!" *pulls back arm to punch our beloved Yusuke*
Yusuke: *yawn* "Shotto gun."
Kuwabara: *is hit in numerous places* "Itai!! Shizuru...waaaah!"
Shizuru: "Don't you dare come crying to me you wuss!" *kicks Kuwabara...umm...you know where*
Kuwabara: x__x
Yusuke: "Right and now for a commercial 'cause I gotta find Hiei."
Commercial:
*shows a man sitting in front of tv*
Dude on tv: "Are you ugly?"
*man nods head*
Dude on tv: "Are you rejected by girls and boys everywhere?"
*man nods head*
Dude on tv: "Then come to Special Plastic! We'll give you a
complete makeover, and whatever, so you'll look hott hott hott!"
*man runs to 'Special Plastic'*
*comes out looking like JOSH HARTMAN (oh my god he is soo hott)*
Josh Hartman look-a-like: "Join Special Plastic today! It worked
for me!"
Hiei: *Back on set with kitty in his arms* "Urameshi, that was a very odd commercial."
Yusuke: "Arigatoo!" ^__^
Hiei: "So, who's next?" *petting kitty*
Yusuke: *pulls out list* "Botan! We're going to fire Botan!"
Hiei: *suddenly interested* "Fire as in, flame her?" *eager smile on his face*
Yusuke: "No, fire as in she loses her job!"
Hiei: "Oh, about time."
Yusuke: "Yeah, so anyway, we'll have Koenma as one of our crew people, and he'll fire Botan. George, the blue oni, we'll be a camera man, and he'll fake sick so he can catch Botan's temper!" ^__^
Hiei: "Do you hate that ferry onna?"
Yusuke: "No. I just like pranking people!"
Hiei: O__O "Ok, well tune in next time on..."
Hiei & Yusuke: "PUNK'D~ OUR WAY!"
Disclaimer: Don't own YuYuHakusho, only Hiei on nights and weekends and Yusuke, when we fight Youkai together. ^__^
Baka: stupid person
Shotto gun: roughly-shot gun
Arigatoo: Thanks, thank you
Onna- woman
Oni-devil, ogre, demon (in this case, ogre)
Ok,, I'll keep posting...But I want to reach a total of 100 reviews and up by the time I finish my story. So please review!
I got more reviews! Yay! You must really love me! So, I shall respond again! I love you guys! :cries: I know the reviews say 17, but these were all I got. If I didn't respond, I promise I will next chapter!
Icedragongirl: yes, do not mess with Hiei-kun when he's scared. He almost burned me when I hugged him. Eep! :hands you a YYH t-shirt:
Hiei's Dragon Girl: I would never harm Eiikachi! :sniffles: Do you really think I'm that violent? True, Hiei influenced me.....;) And yes, Kuwabara will cry! Bwa ha ha! :hands you a save-the-kitties shirt:
Kylarkallana: yeah, it would be creepy. But Hiei would look soooo cute! With a hat, and a babyface and a frown in black clothes with water stains. I think Yusuke likes to get slapped, so he knows Keiko cares for him. Awe! Sensitive Yusuke! :hands you a chibi doll of window-washing Hiei:
Madame Arrow Foxfire: Everybody swears sometimes: Hands you a talking Keiko doll that swears in Japanese:
Another-Dream-Taken: Your not the only one! And your dancing with the poster! I feel special! Anyway, I won't hurt Kurama that bad. :hands you a YOKO Kurama poster:
Roe-Roe (Rei): Thanks for your review. Well, it has to be funny or else it isn't a humor fic! Anyway, please keep reading. :hands you a YYH t-shirt:
psychocatgal: Thanks for your opinion. I'm really glad that people share the same humorous ideas. It's like weird that some people think the same things are funny. Keep reading and reviewing! :hands you a random YYH tape:
memeMelissa: You're so mean! :cries: I have to re-write it! I've like, known you forever and I don't see how you find it funny. :Hands you a Botan plushie:
sumi101: I can see you don't want him dead. *watching you hug Yusuke stuff* He died three times already, shouldn't I give him a break? :hands you his shirt that she stole out of his room: *I am now whistling and walking away*
Dilandau Kitty: Thanks for your review! Yes, well um...no one can call him Kazuma cause then he'll think you like him..(eww). I won't punish Eiikachi! I love kitties! And you get the Hiei plushie cuase it's a weekend! Bwa haha! Isn't sharing awesome? *sharing & caring theme song from juicy fruit commercial plays in background* :hands you a suitcase of Hiei's stuff when he goes to your house on Monday ^__^:
I believe that's everyone I saw in my email account (it's so slow!) On with Chp. 3!
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*Yusuke and Hiei are in some van parked on the corner. They can see everything 'cuz they have monitors.*
Yusuke: *on cell phone* "Hello? Shizuru, you there? Yeah um, I need you to bring Eiikachi to the red van on the corner. I'm in it. No, I'm not gonna hurt your precious cat. OK...yeah..thanks. Bye!" *hangs up, turns to Hiei* "She's coming!"
Hiei: "And I care why?"
Yusuke: Because then we can clone Eiikachi with....." *starts rummaging through the van* "..this!" *pulls out a mini machine with a screen and many, many knobs*
Hiei: "What the hell is that?" *pokes machine with katana*
Yusuke: "No touchy! It's a cloning machine! That way we don't really have to kill Eiikachi, remember?"
Hiei: *has sad look on face* "But I haven't killed anything in weeks!"
*KNOCK, KNOCK*
Shizuru: "Hey, Yusuke, open up! I have my cat here."
Yusuke: *opens back door* "Ok, hold the kitty still." *has tweezers in hand*
Eiikachi: *frightened* "MEOW!!"
Yusuke: *has cat hair in tweezers, puts cat hair in machine* "Ok, Shizuru, you can leave now. Remember, act sad when you see this clone die ok? And don't tell Kuwabara."
Shizuru: "Like I would. Later." *leaves with Eiikachi*
Machine:* is making funny noises* *all of a sudden a cat appears on the conveyor belt*
Hiei: *falls in love with it* "Oh my god, it's so cute and adorable!" *picks up Eiikachi clone and snuggles it to his cheek* "Who's a cute kitten? You are, yes you are."
'Eiikachi': "Meow."
Hiei: *gasp* "It meowed! It thinks I'm its mother! I feel so special!"
Yusuke: O__O *is very frightened* "Ok, um, Hiei. Put the kitten down, and slowly back away from it."
Hiei: *puts 'Eiikachi' down*
Yusuke: *on walkie-talkie* "Now, zoom in on Kuwabara playing with Eiikachi."
Cameraman: *zooms in*
Kuwabara is playing with the real Eiikachi.
Kuwabara: "Eiikachi, I love you! I love you more than Shizuru, then school, then reiki...even more than...." *his voice drops to a whisper* "...Yukina." *grins* "But you wouldn't tell right?"
Eiikachi: "Meow."
Kuwabara: *gasp* "Good kitty!" *hugs Eiikachi to his chest* "Your such a cute kitty, and your mine, all mine!"
Eiikachi: *a very weak* "Meow."
Kuwabara: *gasps again* "You need food! Don't worry baby, I'll get you food!" *runs into house, leaving door wide open*
Hiei: "Well, that was weird."
Yusuke: "Not as weird as you were with that clone......"
Hiei: "Hn." *on walkie-talkie* "Now's our chance. Switch the cats!"
Random Man: *switches the real Eiikachi with clone Eiikachi. Hands clone to Hiei. Hiei smiles and goes to the front of the van, petting Eiikachi. Random Man sets a bowl of food in the middle of the road, and gets into car. He waits for the cat*
'Eiikachi': *sniffs cat food* "Meow." *walks over to cat food and starts eating it*
Yusuke: *on walkie-talkie* "Now!"
Random Man: *turns on ignition. Blasts radio and starts driving, pretending to be clueless*
Kuwabara: *just walked out of house with cat food* "Eiikachi, Eiikachi. Where are you girl?" *hears rumbling of car. He spots it and the direction it's going* "Eiikachi!" *throws cat food to ground and starts running, but is too slow*
'Eiikachi': "Meow?" *looks at Kuwabara oddly*
Random Man: *whistling, then spots cat* "Holy cheese!" *steps on gas instead of brake...baka*
Kuwabara: *suddenly stopped running* "NO!!!!!!"
*THUMP* *THUMP*
Random Man: *keeps on driving*
Kuwabara: "Eiikachi!" *walks over to his dead cat* *tears are streaming down his face as he holds the limp body in his hands* "You were so small, so young. So pure. Why did you have to go? Why?" *bursts into tears, holding dead kitty close to him*
Yusuke: "You think we should go out now?"
Hiei: "Nah. Wait till Shizuru comes out and puts on her act." *continues petting Eiikachi*
Yusuke: *turns to Hiei in the front seat* "You mean, wait till your done petting KUWABARA'S cat?"
Hiei: *looks at kitty with disgust* "Eww. It's Kuwabara's. Here, you take it." *hands Yusuke Eiikachi and sprays Lysol on his hands* "IT BURNS!"
Shizuru comes out.
Shizuru: *faking* "Oh, my god. Wha..? What happened?"
Kuwabara: "Uh, Sis. Eikachi...she...she was in the street and..she...she" *bursts into more tears*
Shizuru: *pats Kuwabara on the back* "There, there. We could always get another kitty."
Kuwabara: "You don't understand! Eiikachi was special. We were like best friends. And now she's gone. She's never coming back!" *sobs*
Yusuke: "Alright, let's go."
Yusuke and Hiei get out of the van, and walk up to Kuwabara, Yusuke holding the real Eiikachi. Hiei puts a finger to his lips indicating that Shizuru be quiet.
Eiikachi: "Meow."
Kuwabara: "Eiikachi? Hey, girl where are you?"
Yusuke: "Looking for something?" *has another goofy grin on his face, holding out Eiikachi*
Kuwabara: ^__^ *instantly happy* "Eiikachi!" *takes Eiikachi from Yusuke* "I was so worried about you! I thought you died." *jumping around for joy when he suddenly stops* "Wait.....if Eiikachi isn't dead then who was that poor kitty?
Hiei: "Are you that stupid baka? It's a clone! And your on Punk'D which means you got tricked into thinking your cat was dead. We just humiliated you on tv! And give me that cat!" *takes dead cat from Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: *his brain is s..l..o...w....l...y processing the information* *lightbulb appears. And Kuwabara stands up, mad* "Urameshi! You..you tricked me?!?!? You made me cry in front of millions of people on tv, when my cat wasn't even dead? That's it, your gonna pay!" *pulls back arm to punch our beloved Yusuke*
Yusuke: *yawn* "Shotto gun."
Kuwabara: *is hit in numerous places* "Itai!! Shizuru...waaaah!"
Shizuru: "Don't you dare come crying to me you wuss!" *kicks Kuwabara...umm...you know where*
Kuwabara: x__x
Yusuke: "Right and now for a commercial 'cause I gotta find Hiei."
Commercial:
*shows a man sitting in front of tv*
Dude on tv: "Are you ugly?"
*man nods head*
Dude on tv: "Are you rejected by girls and boys everywhere?"
*man nods head*
Dude on tv: "Then come to Special Plastic! We'll give you a
complete makeover, and whatever, so you'll look hott hott hott!"
*man runs to 'Special Plastic'*
*comes out looking like JOSH HARTMAN (oh my god he is soo hott)*
Josh Hartman look-a-like: "Join Special Plastic today! It worked
for me!"
Hiei: *Back on set with kitty in his arms* "Urameshi, that was a very odd commercial."
Yusuke: "Arigatoo!" ^__^
Hiei: "So, who's next?" *petting kitty*
Yusuke: *pulls out list* "Botan! We're going to fire Botan!"
Hiei: *suddenly interested* "Fire as in, flame her?" *eager smile on his face*
Yusuke: "No, fire as in she loses her job!"
Hiei: "Oh, about time."
Yusuke: "Yeah, so anyway, we'll have Koenma as one of our crew people, and he'll fire Botan. George, the blue oni, we'll be a camera man, and he'll fake sick so he can catch Botan's temper!" ^__^
Hiei: "Do you hate that ferry onna?"
Yusuke: "No. I just like pranking people!"
Hiei: O__O "Ok, well tune in next time on..."
Hiei & Yusuke: "PUNK'D~ OUR WAY!"
Disclaimer: Don't own YuYuHakusho, only Hiei on nights and weekends and Yusuke, when we fight Youkai together. ^__^
Baka: stupid person
Shotto gun: roughly-shot gun
Arigatoo: Thanks, thank you
Onna- woman
Oni-devil, ogre, demon (in this case, ogre)
Ok,, I'll keep posting...But I want to reach a total of 100 reviews and up by the time I finish my story. So please review!
