Chp. 4
Ok, I just checked this after I uploaded the third chapter and I got more reviews! Now to respond! ^__^ P.S. I love you guys! OK, you guys must really love this story. Every 5 minutes is another review!
A random passing Gerudo: nice name! Thanks. I'm glad someone another person appreciates my humor! :hands you a hammer and some Kuwabara stuff: Isn't Gerudo from Gerudo valley in Zelda: Ocarina of Time? I love that game! ^__^
Raiko gotal: yay! I'm cool! But seriously, hasn't Keiko ever gotten so mad at Yusuke that she just has to curse? I know I would. And I'm up to the fourth chapter already! It's just that ff.net takes 24 hours to post! Grr! But I'm glad that all of you love my story! :hands you a I-love-it-when- people-diss-Keiko shirt:
Hiei's Dragon Girl: OMG! Thanks for your review! I'm glad you liked it. I'm so jealous of you! You have enough money to spend to buy the YuYuHakusho movies on DVD. *pouts* I've seen Poltergeist Report. I love it! Course, it was VHS and not mine, but it was awesome. I liked your idea for Punking Koenma; I might use it along with my plan for him. I'm promising myself that when I'm older with money, I'll buy all the DVD's and mangas, and introduce my kids to anime. And if they don't like it...oh well. I could always stay up late and watch it! ^__^ :hands you YuYuHakusho game for game boy advance: Lucky....:p
A random passing Gerudo: Ok, let's get this straight. You get Hiei on Wednesdays, I get him nights and weekends and Dilandau Kitty gets him every other day. Sound Fair? *caring & sharing from juicy fruit comes on* I like that song! :Hands you a shirt of Hiei's. All black, sleeveless, tight .......: *starts drooling*
'words'-thinking, 'words'- telepathy (jagan eye)
On with Chp. 4!!
*Yusuke & Hiei are back at the studio*
Hiei: "Last time, we pretended to kill Kuwabara's kitty. Instead we killed this one.." *holds kitty in hand* "...and I brought it back to life using Phoenix Down*. I named the kitty Umi, cause it's blue eyes are clear like water!"
Yusuke: -_- "Right. Anyway, this time we're going to have Koenma..."
Koenma: "Yo." *waves hand*
Yusuke: *punches Koenma* "COULD YOU STOP DOING THAT! THIS IS MY SHOW! THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO TALK DIRECTLY TO THE CAMERA IS ME & HIEI!" *very mad*
Koenma: "Itai...." x__x
Yusuke: *coughs, fixes hair with more gel* "As I was saying, we're going to have Koenma fire Botan. Knowing Botan, she loves her job and she has a quick temper. Not a good combination. Hiei and me will be hiding in Koenma's secret office, and George, the blue oni will be the cameraman. So, on to Reikai!"
Koenma: *wakes up, opens portal* "Let's go."
Yusuke: "Come on Hiei." *grabs Hiei, causing him to drop Umi*
Hiei: "Umi! Noooo!!!!"
*portal closes*
*portal opens again, and they all fall out*
Koenma: "Itai! Yusuke and Hiei, you're crushing me!"
Yusuke & Hiei: "Gomen."
Koenma: "If you'll excuse me, I have to go fire someone." *walks out of secret door and to desk*
Yusuke: "I don't know when he's scarier, in human form or in toddler form.....Hiei?"
Hiei: *sobs* "Umi!!!"
*WHACK*
Yusuke: "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! IT'S JUST A STUPID KITTEN!" *whacks Hiei again*
Hiei: "You're right. I'll stop now."
Koenma walks over to his desk and sits down. He presses the intercom button and speaks into it.
Koenma: "Hinageshi, bring Botan to me please."
Hinageshi walks in, Botan following close by. Hinageshi and Botan bow, and Hinageshi leaves. Botan speaks up out of curiosity.
Botan: "What is it Koenma sir?"
Koenma: "First, stop calling me Sir. You no longer work for."
Botan: "NANI!?? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO BE FIRED!?!?!"
Yusuke: *on walkie-talkie* "George , did you get that shot of Botan yelling?"
George: *on walkie-talkie* "Yes."
Hiei: *on walkie-talkie* "Good, now close-in on Koenma while he rants about Botan's bad conduct."
George: *zooms in*
Koenma: "Well let's see. Usually, you're supposed to bring spirits to Reikai. You've failed to do that numerous times, as you have countlessly helped Yusuke without my permission. And because you don't bring spirits, that adds to extra work for Ayame and Hinageshi."
Botan: "SO! IT'S NOT LIKE AYAME AND HINAGESHI DO ANYTHING ANYWAYS! AND EVERY TIME I HELP YUSUKE, IT'S BECAUSE YOU TELL ME TO!"
Koenma: "True. But when you had work to do, you'd run off and go 'chill' with Yusuke. And don't think I don't know about your little make-out sessions."
Yusuke: *in secret room* 'Keiko's going to kill me.'
Hiei: 'You do realize I can read your mind with my Jagan eye.'
Yusuke: *turns to Hiei* "Then don't!"
Botan: "Koenma, what do you mean? I don't...do that. He has Keiko, plus it's not possible cause I'm dead and no one else sees me and my body's not real."
Koenma: "Sorry. I know you don't. I saw that from a soap opera and I wanted to see the effects in real life!" ^__^
Everyone: *anime fall*
Hiei: *whispers* "So, if you didn't make-out with Botan, what is Keiko going to kill you for?"
Yusuke: "I was supposed to take her to the movies today..." ^__^-
Hiei: *anime fall*
Koenma: *cough* "Anyways, your also fired, because your work is not efficient. You only bring in about one spirit a day, when there's thousand of people dying in natural disasters in Amerika, Ningenkai."
Botan: "THAT'S NOT MY JOB ANYMORE! YOU ASSIGNED ME TO ASSIST THE REIKAI TANTEI!" *punches Koenma's desk*
Koenma: "Woah! Botan please, control yourself! Now, since your fired, just fill out this release papers."
Botan: *really, really mad* "I'M NOT GOING TO FILL OUT PAPERS, WHEN I'M NOT QUITTING!" *her oar appears*
Koenma: *scared* "Botan what are you going to do with that oar?"
Botan: "I'm going to break your big fat head!" *walks towards Koenma, evil look in her eyes*
Koenma: O__O "Uh..Botan..I really..don't think that that's possible..."
Botan: *stops walking* "Your right." *puts oar away, pulls out metal bat* "This will work!"
Koenma: "Botan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK* x__x
Yusuke: "Should we go now?"
Hiei: *is laughing* "Go Botan! Hit him harder!"
Yusuke: *stares* "You do realize, that if he ids, he won't assign us on missions where you get to kill random youkai."
Hiei: *stops laughing* *pouts* "Oh, alright."
Yusuke and Hiei leave the secret room. Yusuke grabs Botan's hand as she's about to hit Koenma again.
Yusuke: "You know, I think he's had enough."
Botan: *gasp* "Yusuke!"
*THWACK*
Yusuke: "ITAI! DAMN ONNA! WHY THE HELL DO I ALWAYS GET HIT!"
Botan: "I'm not a baka! I've been watching Punk'D. I've only seen the first episode, but still, I can't believe you! You actually made me believe I was fired, and now I beat up Lord Koenma!"
Koenma: *gets up* "Actually, we predicted that you would whack me, so I wore a helmet under my hat."
Hiei: *starts laughing* "Botan, we Punk'D you good!"
Everyone: *starts laughing*
George: *points camera at himself, smiles* "And now for commercials"
Commercial:
Orange Whale & Blonde Lady with Juicy Fruit:
"Sharing and Caring it can be fun, I'll share with you when I have none..." *Whale steals Juicy fruit from Lady, walks off set* "There's nothing better than sharing under the sun..." *Lady chases whale* "Sharing and Caring it can be...fun." *Lady slams into Whale. Juicy Fruit appears*
Announcer: Juicy Fruit. So good, you can't resist.
*shows lady hitting whale with his fin*
*Yusuke and Hiei are back in the studio*
Hiei: *still laughing* "I haven't laughed so hard since......."
Yusuke: "Ever?"
Hiei: "Precisely."
Yusuke: "Yeah, anyway we just Punk'D Botan. Luckily, she's not actually fired for whacking Koenma. Next on our list is..." *searches pocket for list* "Kuso! It's not there."
Hiei: *spots Umi eating paper.* "Baka neko. Give that paper back!"
Umi: *spots Hiei with his katana drawn. It's eyes grow wide in fear* "Meow!"
Hiei: *chases after Umi*
Yusuke: *sighs* "Right. Well, next time on Punk'D, Koenma gets loads of paperwork and Ayame, one of his guides of the River Styx, that he has a crush on, rejects him. Should be interesting. Hiei, forget that damn paper!
Hiei: "Yurushi e ano neko?"
Yusuke: "IIE!"
Hiei: "Fine." *sniff*
Yusuke & Hiei: "See you next time on Punk'D, our way!" *waves goodbye*
Disclaimer: I don't own YuYuHakusho. Only Hiei on nights and weekends, Yusuke when we fight Youkai, and Jin to help me learn to fly! Oh yeah, and I own a Japanese Dictionary!
*Phoenix Down is from Final Fantasy (don't own, except for the characters I create in Crystal Chronicles, which is Maki, Kyo and Ayame)
Umi- sea, ocean
Itai- Ouch!
Oni- devil, demon, ogre (ogre in this case)
Reikai- Spirit World
Gomen- sorry
Nani- What?
Amerika- America
Ningenkai- Human World
Reikai Rantei- Spirit World Detective
Youkai- demon
Onna- woman
Baka- stupid person, etc.
Kuso- Damn!
Baka neko– stupid cat (neko)
Katana- sword
Yurushi e ano neko?- (roughly) Permission to kill the cat?
Iie- no
Like I said before...I'm aiming for 100+ reviews by the end of my story. I'll keep updating! Arigatoo Gozaimasu ~ Gabby
Ok, I just checked this after I uploaded the third chapter and I got more reviews! Now to respond! ^__^ P.S. I love you guys! OK, you guys must really love this story. Every 5 minutes is another review!
A random passing Gerudo: nice name! Thanks. I'm glad someone another person appreciates my humor! :hands you a hammer and some Kuwabara stuff: Isn't Gerudo from Gerudo valley in Zelda: Ocarina of Time? I love that game! ^__^
Raiko gotal: yay! I'm cool! But seriously, hasn't Keiko ever gotten so mad at Yusuke that she just has to curse? I know I would. And I'm up to the fourth chapter already! It's just that ff.net takes 24 hours to post! Grr! But I'm glad that all of you love my story! :hands you a I-love-it-when- people-diss-Keiko shirt:
Hiei's Dragon Girl: OMG! Thanks for your review! I'm glad you liked it. I'm so jealous of you! You have enough money to spend to buy the YuYuHakusho movies on DVD. *pouts* I've seen Poltergeist Report. I love it! Course, it was VHS and not mine, but it was awesome. I liked your idea for Punking Koenma; I might use it along with my plan for him. I'm promising myself that when I'm older with money, I'll buy all the DVD's and mangas, and introduce my kids to anime. And if they don't like it...oh well. I could always stay up late and watch it! ^__^ :hands you YuYuHakusho game for game boy advance: Lucky....:p
A random passing Gerudo: Ok, let's get this straight. You get Hiei on Wednesdays, I get him nights and weekends and Dilandau Kitty gets him every other day. Sound Fair? *caring & sharing from juicy fruit comes on* I like that song! :Hands you a shirt of Hiei's. All black, sleeveless, tight .......: *starts drooling*
'words'-thinking, 'words'- telepathy (jagan eye)
On with Chp. 4!!
*Yusuke & Hiei are back at the studio*
Hiei: "Last time, we pretended to kill Kuwabara's kitty. Instead we killed this one.." *holds kitty in hand* "...and I brought it back to life using Phoenix Down*. I named the kitty Umi, cause it's blue eyes are clear like water!"
Yusuke: -_- "Right. Anyway, this time we're going to have Koenma..."
Koenma: "Yo." *waves hand*
Yusuke: *punches Koenma* "COULD YOU STOP DOING THAT! THIS IS MY SHOW! THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO TALK DIRECTLY TO THE CAMERA IS ME & HIEI!" *very mad*
Koenma: "Itai...." x__x
Yusuke: *coughs, fixes hair with more gel* "As I was saying, we're going to have Koenma fire Botan. Knowing Botan, she loves her job and she has a quick temper. Not a good combination. Hiei and me will be hiding in Koenma's secret office, and George, the blue oni will be the cameraman. So, on to Reikai!"
Koenma: *wakes up, opens portal* "Let's go."
Yusuke: "Come on Hiei." *grabs Hiei, causing him to drop Umi*
Hiei: "Umi! Noooo!!!!"
*portal closes*
*portal opens again, and they all fall out*
Koenma: "Itai! Yusuke and Hiei, you're crushing me!"
Yusuke & Hiei: "Gomen."
Koenma: "If you'll excuse me, I have to go fire someone." *walks out of secret door and to desk*
Yusuke: "I don't know when he's scarier, in human form or in toddler form.....Hiei?"
Hiei: *sobs* "Umi!!!"
*WHACK*
Yusuke: "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! IT'S JUST A STUPID KITTEN!" *whacks Hiei again*
Hiei: "You're right. I'll stop now."
Koenma walks over to his desk and sits down. He presses the intercom button and speaks into it.
Koenma: "Hinageshi, bring Botan to me please."
Hinageshi walks in, Botan following close by. Hinageshi and Botan bow, and Hinageshi leaves. Botan speaks up out of curiosity.
Botan: "What is it Koenma sir?"
Koenma: "First, stop calling me Sir. You no longer work for."
Botan: "NANI!?? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO BE FIRED!?!?!"
Yusuke: *on walkie-talkie* "George , did you get that shot of Botan yelling?"
George: *on walkie-talkie* "Yes."
Hiei: *on walkie-talkie* "Good, now close-in on Koenma while he rants about Botan's bad conduct."
George: *zooms in*
Koenma: "Well let's see. Usually, you're supposed to bring spirits to Reikai. You've failed to do that numerous times, as you have countlessly helped Yusuke without my permission. And because you don't bring spirits, that adds to extra work for Ayame and Hinageshi."
Botan: "SO! IT'S NOT LIKE AYAME AND HINAGESHI DO ANYTHING ANYWAYS! AND EVERY TIME I HELP YUSUKE, IT'S BECAUSE YOU TELL ME TO!"
Koenma: "True. But when you had work to do, you'd run off and go 'chill' with Yusuke. And don't think I don't know about your little make-out sessions."
Yusuke: *in secret room* 'Keiko's going to kill me.'
Hiei: 'You do realize I can read your mind with my Jagan eye.'
Yusuke: *turns to Hiei* "Then don't!"
Botan: "Koenma, what do you mean? I don't...do that. He has Keiko, plus it's not possible cause I'm dead and no one else sees me and my body's not real."
Koenma: "Sorry. I know you don't. I saw that from a soap opera and I wanted to see the effects in real life!" ^__^
Everyone: *anime fall*
Hiei: *whispers* "So, if you didn't make-out with Botan, what is Keiko going to kill you for?"
Yusuke: "I was supposed to take her to the movies today..." ^__^-
Hiei: *anime fall*
Koenma: *cough* "Anyways, your also fired, because your work is not efficient. You only bring in about one spirit a day, when there's thousand of people dying in natural disasters in Amerika, Ningenkai."
Botan: "THAT'S NOT MY JOB ANYMORE! YOU ASSIGNED ME TO ASSIST THE REIKAI TANTEI!" *punches Koenma's desk*
Koenma: "Woah! Botan please, control yourself! Now, since your fired, just fill out this release papers."
Botan: *really, really mad* "I'M NOT GOING TO FILL OUT PAPERS, WHEN I'M NOT QUITTING!" *her oar appears*
Koenma: *scared* "Botan what are you going to do with that oar?"
Botan: "I'm going to break your big fat head!" *walks towards Koenma, evil look in her eyes*
Koenma: O__O "Uh..Botan..I really..don't think that that's possible..."
Botan: *stops walking* "Your right." *puts oar away, pulls out metal bat* "This will work!"
Koenma: "Botan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK* x__x
Yusuke: "Should we go now?"
Hiei: *is laughing* "Go Botan! Hit him harder!"
Yusuke: *stares* "You do realize, that if he ids, he won't assign us on missions where you get to kill random youkai."
Hiei: *stops laughing* *pouts* "Oh, alright."
Yusuke and Hiei leave the secret room. Yusuke grabs Botan's hand as she's about to hit Koenma again.
Yusuke: "You know, I think he's had enough."
Botan: *gasp* "Yusuke!"
*THWACK*
Yusuke: "ITAI! DAMN ONNA! WHY THE HELL DO I ALWAYS GET HIT!"
Botan: "I'm not a baka! I've been watching Punk'D. I've only seen the first episode, but still, I can't believe you! You actually made me believe I was fired, and now I beat up Lord Koenma!"
Koenma: *gets up* "Actually, we predicted that you would whack me, so I wore a helmet under my hat."
Hiei: *starts laughing* "Botan, we Punk'D you good!"
Everyone: *starts laughing*
George: *points camera at himself, smiles* "And now for commercials"
Commercial:
Orange Whale & Blonde Lady with Juicy Fruit:
"Sharing and Caring it can be fun, I'll share with you when I have none..." *Whale steals Juicy fruit from Lady, walks off set* "There's nothing better than sharing under the sun..." *Lady chases whale* "Sharing and Caring it can be...fun." *Lady slams into Whale. Juicy Fruit appears*
Announcer: Juicy Fruit. So good, you can't resist.
*shows lady hitting whale with his fin*
*Yusuke and Hiei are back in the studio*
Hiei: *still laughing* "I haven't laughed so hard since......."
Yusuke: "Ever?"
Hiei: "Precisely."
Yusuke: "Yeah, anyway we just Punk'D Botan. Luckily, she's not actually fired for whacking Koenma. Next on our list is..." *searches pocket for list* "Kuso! It's not there."
Hiei: *spots Umi eating paper.* "Baka neko. Give that paper back!"
Umi: *spots Hiei with his katana drawn. It's eyes grow wide in fear* "Meow!"
Hiei: *chases after Umi*
Yusuke: *sighs* "Right. Well, next time on Punk'D, Koenma gets loads of paperwork and Ayame, one of his guides of the River Styx, that he has a crush on, rejects him. Should be interesting. Hiei, forget that damn paper!
Hiei: "Yurushi e ano neko?"
Yusuke: "IIE!"
Hiei: "Fine." *sniff*
Yusuke & Hiei: "See you next time on Punk'D, our way!" *waves goodbye*
Disclaimer: I don't own YuYuHakusho. Only Hiei on nights and weekends, Yusuke when we fight Youkai, and Jin to help me learn to fly! Oh yeah, and I own a Japanese Dictionary!
*Phoenix Down is from Final Fantasy (don't own, except for the characters I create in Crystal Chronicles, which is Maki, Kyo and Ayame)
Umi- sea, ocean
Itai- Ouch!
Oni- devil, demon, ogre (ogre in this case)
Reikai- Spirit World
Gomen- sorry
Nani- What?
Amerika- America
Ningenkai- Human World
Reikai Rantei- Spirit World Detective
Youkai- demon
Onna- woman
Baka- stupid person, etc.
Kuso- Damn!
Baka neko– stupid cat (neko)
Katana- sword
Yurushi e ano neko?- (roughly) Permission to kill the cat?
Iie- no
Like I said before...I'm aiming for 100+ reviews by the end of my story. I'll keep updating! Arigatoo Gozaimasu ~ Gabby
