Chp. 5
I swear you guys must love me or something. I keep getting reviews. Maybe I will reach 100+! I already have 30+! I swear to Kami, I love you guys. You make me feel really good about my writing. Now, to respond:
Hiei's Dragon Girl: Thanks for your review. And yes, you can have Hiei on Mondays. Isn't it great to share an awesome hott bishie? :hands you Hiei's other suitcase:
Kylarkallana: Who would've guessed? (omg that's a quote from Yusuke in the first episode!) Anyways, Hiei obviously loves kittens. Why? Cause I told him to! I'm glad you like your Hiei plushie: hands you a Hiei plushie complete with Eiikachi plushie:
Kylarkallana: Yes, well, I believe that expressing his love for kittens has gotten something off his chest. Now he's not completely emotionless! :hands you a Punk'D shirt with Yusuke, Hiei and Eiikachi on it:
Madame Arrow Foxfire: You don't have to review for every chapter. Thanks! I love encouragement! :hands you a pack of YuYuHakusho Trading Cards:
A random passing Gerudo: I love that game! It's proven that whacking Kuwabara helps you calm down, or release anger. Hee hee. Anyway, I'm glad you like the shirt! ;) :hands you another one of Hiei's shirts:
Raiko gotal: Thanks! But, someone has to be nice to Kuwabara sometime. You can't always hate him. I mean, at least give him credit for being loyal. :hands you a hammer and Kuwabara doll:
Raiko gotal: I can't believe it! You called me cool! I feel special! You're cool too. Everybody who reviews for my story is cool. :hands you a I'm Cool t-shirt, with Yusuke on the back:
Another-Dream-Taken: It's ok. I've always wanted Botan to beat up Koenma. It seems right doesn't it? :hands you a special poster- Yoko & Kurama are on it, and the poster takes a picture of you and puts it on the poster. Now you have Yoko & Kurama surrounding you! Ooooooo:
Sumi101: Don't worry! I won't kill you if you miss a chapter! Anyway, yes I think Ayame has black hair. I haven't seen any episodes of her, but I got the info. off of www.reikitantei.net. Very useful site! :hands you a Umi plushie:
Youkoforever: But I resurrected the clone! : Hands you Youko Kurama..He was in my closet, gift-wrapped for you:
Youkoforever: Don't worry! They obviously will get Punk'D themselves. Or else it's no fun! :hands you a youko plushie:
Alexis+ Yusuke+ Chrystal: I can't say all that stuff! But you are a cool friend. And we all now you chill with Yusuke, and that you inherited Suzaku's powers. I can't put you o the show. That would kill my purpose! Sorry Chrystal. Ë__Ë ;hands you Yusuke, gift-wrapped:
On with Chp.5!
Yusuke: "Poor Koenma. Maybe Botan whacking him should've been his Punk'D prank."
Hiei: "Iie! We must torture the akambo!"
Yusuke: "Alright, jeez. Hold onto your kitty."
Hiei: *glares* "I gave it to Yukina. My obsession with cats is over."
Yusuke: "Ok......... Like I was saying, today we shall Punk Koenma. Our original idea was to have Ayame reject Koenma. And he has like, loved her for his 700 years of life. But, thanks to a fan mail by Hiei's Dragon Girl, we will also give him loads of paperwork." *starts laughing evilly* "Hey, Hiei, you have a secret admirer. Oh yeah, and according to your agenda, you have a date."
Hiei: "WHO SAID YOU COULD LOOK IN MY AGENDA!?!?!" *trying to tower over Yusuke*
Yusuke: *laughing* "Awe, does wittle Hiei have a crush on a ningen?"
Hiei: *blushing* "Don't talk! Your in love with Keiko!"
Yusuke: *about to punch Hiei* "Can we just get on with Punking Koenma?"
Hiei: "Woah! Someone's a bit sensitive. Are you trying to protect your wittle koibito?"
Yusuke: "YOUR DEAD!" *punches Hiei*
*Anime fight cloud appears, both bishonens jump in*
*Ayame appears*
Ayame: "The portal is open. You will be led to Botan's chamber, because the secret office is being renovated."
*Anime fight cloud disappears, Yusuke victorious* *
Yusuke: "Renovated? For what?"
Ayame: *sighs* "Who knows? He muttered something about a love seat..."
Yusuke: "Love seat? You mean one of those small couches fro two people?"
Ayame: "Yeah, now let's go. The portal's going to close."
Hiei: *conscious again* "Where is it?"
Ayame: "Behind you." *pushes the bishies into portal, and then steps in*
*2 minutes later, Yusuke and Hiei fall on Botan's bed*
Yusuke: "Hey! Where's Ayame?" *looks around room*
Hiei: "She went to go hand Koenma all of his extra paperwork. Remember?"
Yusuke: *slaps forehead* "Oh yeah! Hiei, turn on the monitors."
*monitors turn on. Ayame is bringing Koenma his paperwork*
Koenma: "NANI!?!?! MORE PAPERWORK!?!?"
Ayame: "Yes, Lord Koenma. Oh, and your father, King Enma, said to actually read the papers before you stamp them." *places very large pile of paperwork on Koenma's desk*
Koenma: *looks down at desk* "You may leave now."
*Ayame leaves. Koenma starts stamping the papers, having nothing else to do. However, he stops, puts the stamp down and presses the intercom button*
Koenma: "Ayame, I'd like to have a word with you." *Koenma changes into his teenage form, but this time, it's without the pacifier*
*Ayame, walks in*
Ayame: *gasp* "Lord, Koenma!" *bows* "Why do you humble me with your teenage state?" *secretly smiling to herself*
Koenma: "Are you ready for commitment?"
Ayame: *confused* "Commitment to what exactly, Koenma Sir?"
Koenma: "Marriage, perhaps. Are you ready to settle down with a handsome, intelligent man, who could be your perfect husband?"
Ayame: *blank look on face* "Um, I haven't really found the perfect husband."
Koenma: "You haven't? Well here, put this blindfold on."
Yusuke: "Where's he taking her? This monitor sucks! You can't turn the camera!" *starts kicking monitor*
Hiei: *clicks remote control monitor changes to where Koenma & Ayame are*
Yusuke: "Oh. Let's keep watching." ^__^
*Koenma leads a blindfolded Ayame into the newly renovated secret room. Removes blindfold*
Ayame: *gasp* "What is the meaning of this?"
Koenma: *gets down on one knee* "Ayame, will you marry me?"
Ayame: "..........................."
Yusuke: *laughing hysterical* "He....proposed...oh...my...god!"
Hiei: *At least he has the guts to..."
Yusuke: *glares at Hiei* "You are so dead when we get back."
Koenma: "Well? I'm waiting." *taps foot impatiently like Reese Witherspoon*
Ayame: *thinking for a moment* "Iie."
Koenma: "NANI?!?!?"
Ayame: "Iie."
Koenma: "No, I heard you, but I'm shocked. Doushite?"
Ayame: "You want a list?" *puts hands on hips*
Koenma: --_-- *tears* "You know, I really did like you..."
Ayame: "Don't start. Everyday it's Ayame this, Ayame that, Ayame stay after work so we can talk.. Ayame, Ayame, AYAME! GO BOTHER SOME OTHER GUIDE OF THE RIVER STYX!" *walks out of room, and into Botan's room*
Yusuke: "Well?"
Ayame: "He's so gullible. I wouldn't want to marry him even if he asked me for real. He's such a baby!" *opens portal to Ningenkai* "You guys have to go back now. Botan's off her shift."
*Yusuke and Hiei land in studio*
Hiei: "Be back after commercial."
Commercial:
"We interrupt this program to tell you this. YUYUHAKUSHO HAS BEEN MOVED TO SATURDAYS FROM 7 TO 11PM! WRITE COMPLAINT LETTERS TO TOONAMI!!!!! IF YOU HAVE TOONAMI'S ADDRESS, PLEASE, SEND IT TO ME. THAT'S ALL!"
*Back at studio*
Yusuke: "You think we should tell him he's been Punk'D?" *watching monitors*
Hiei: "No. It's nice to see Lord Akambo wallow in self-pity."
Yusuke: "But he's actually reading the paperwork before he stamps it!"
Hiei: "Put him in an a-s-s-i-l-e-m."
Kuwabara: "Those places are scary."
Yusuke: *punches Kuwabara unconscious* "Must've been a breach in security."
Hiei: *stares at Yusuke* "You just said an intelligent sentence." O__O
Yusuke: *is washing mouth out with soap* "Ewwww! This stuff is nasty."
Hiei: "Right, next on our list is..." *pauses, reads list* "...YUKINA?!?! What for?"
Yusuke: "We're going to tell her that we found her brother!" ^__^
Hiei: "Urameshi, you're not serious are you?"
Yusuke: "Why not?"
Hiei: "Because...uh...um...well..she..can't..and...I..." *stuttering*
Yusuke: *slaps Hiei on the back* "Relax! True, it's a bit harsh, but she'll recover." *looks at watch* "Time to go! See you next time on Punk'D Yusuke & Hiei's way!"
Disclaimer: I don't own YuYuHakusho. Only Yusuke to fight youkai with, Hiei on weekends and Jin to teach me how to fly! And Chrystal has inherited Suzaku's lightning powers.
Kami: God
Iie: No
Akambo: baby
Ningen: human being
Koibito: girlfriend/boyfriend/lover
Bishonens: beautiful young boys
Nani: what?
Doushite: Why?
Ningenkai: Human World
*Yusuke is an S class half-demon...so of course he can beat up Hiei!
Remember, I'm trying to reach 100 reviews by the time I'm done. Also, I want to reach 50+ reviews for my other story: Doushite Kuwabara? Doushite?
I swear you guys must love me or something. I keep getting reviews. Maybe I will reach 100+! I already have 30+! I swear to Kami, I love you guys. You make me feel really good about my writing. Now, to respond:
Hiei's Dragon Girl: Thanks for your review. And yes, you can have Hiei on Mondays. Isn't it great to share an awesome hott bishie? :hands you Hiei's other suitcase:
Kylarkallana: Who would've guessed? (omg that's a quote from Yusuke in the first episode!) Anyways, Hiei obviously loves kittens. Why? Cause I told him to! I'm glad you like your Hiei plushie: hands you a Hiei plushie complete with Eiikachi plushie:
Kylarkallana: Yes, well, I believe that expressing his love for kittens has gotten something off his chest. Now he's not completely emotionless! :hands you a Punk'D shirt with Yusuke, Hiei and Eiikachi on it:
Madame Arrow Foxfire: You don't have to review for every chapter. Thanks! I love encouragement! :hands you a pack of YuYuHakusho Trading Cards:
A random passing Gerudo: I love that game! It's proven that whacking Kuwabara helps you calm down, or release anger. Hee hee. Anyway, I'm glad you like the shirt! ;) :hands you another one of Hiei's shirts:
Raiko gotal: Thanks! But, someone has to be nice to Kuwabara sometime. You can't always hate him. I mean, at least give him credit for being loyal. :hands you a hammer and Kuwabara doll:
Raiko gotal: I can't believe it! You called me cool! I feel special! You're cool too. Everybody who reviews for my story is cool. :hands you a I'm Cool t-shirt, with Yusuke on the back:
Another-Dream-Taken: It's ok. I've always wanted Botan to beat up Koenma. It seems right doesn't it? :hands you a special poster- Yoko & Kurama are on it, and the poster takes a picture of you and puts it on the poster. Now you have Yoko & Kurama surrounding you! Ooooooo:
Sumi101: Don't worry! I won't kill you if you miss a chapter! Anyway, yes I think Ayame has black hair. I haven't seen any episodes of her, but I got the info. off of www.reikitantei.net. Very useful site! :hands you a Umi plushie:
Youkoforever: But I resurrected the clone! : Hands you Youko Kurama..He was in my closet, gift-wrapped for you:
Youkoforever: Don't worry! They obviously will get Punk'D themselves. Or else it's no fun! :hands you a youko plushie:
Alexis+ Yusuke+ Chrystal: I can't say all that stuff! But you are a cool friend. And we all now you chill with Yusuke, and that you inherited Suzaku's powers. I can't put you o the show. That would kill my purpose! Sorry Chrystal. Ë__Ë ;hands you Yusuke, gift-wrapped:
On with Chp.5!
Yusuke: "Poor Koenma. Maybe Botan whacking him should've been his Punk'D prank."
Hiei: "Iie! We must torture the akambo!"
Yusuke: "Alright, jeez. Hold onto your kitty."
Hiei: *glares* "I gave it to Yukina. My obsession with cats is over."
Yusuke: "Ok......... Like I was saying, today we shall Punk Koenma. Our original idea was to have Ayame reject Koenma. And he has like, loved her for his 700 years of life. But, thanks to a fan mail by Hiei's Dragon Girl, we will also give him loads of paperwork." *starts laughing evilly* "Hey, Hiei, you have a secret admirer. Oh yeah, and according to your agenda, you have a date."
Hiei: "WHO SAID YOU COULD LOOK IN MY AGENDA!?!?!" *trying to tower over Yusuke*
Yusuke: *laughing* "Awe, does wittle Hiei have a crush on a ningen?"
Hiei: *blushing* "Don't talk! Your in love with Keiko!"
Yusuke: *about to punch Hiei* "Can we just get on with Punking Koenma?"
Hiei: "Woah! Someone's a bit sensitive. Are you trying to protect your wittle koibito?"
Yusuke: "YOUR DEAD!" *punches Hiei*
*Anime fight cloud appears, both bishonens jump in*
*Ayame appears*
Ayame: "The portal is open. You will be led to Botan's chamber, because the secret office is being renovated."
*Anime fight cloud disappears, Yusuke victorious* *
Yusuke: "Renovated? For what?"
Ayame: *sighs* "Who knows? He muttered something about a love seat..."
Yusuke: "Love seat? You mean one of those small couches fro two people?"
Ayame: "Yeah, now let's go. The portal's going to close."
Hiei: *conscious again* "Where is it?"
Ayame: "Behind you." *pushes the bishies into portal, and then steps in*
*2 minutes later, Yusuke and Hiei fall on Botan's bed*
Yusuke: "Hey! Where's Ayame?" *looks around room*
Hiei: "She went to go hand Koenma all of his extra paperwork. Remember?"
Yusuke: *slaps forehead* "Oh yeah! Hiei, turn on the monitors."
*monitors turn on. Ayame is bringing Koenma his paperwork*
Koenma: "NANI!?!?! MORE PAPERWORK!?!?"
Ayame: "Yes, Lord Koenma. Oh, and your father, King Enma, said to actually read the papers before you stamp them." *places very large pile of paperwork on Koenma's desk*
Koenma: *looks down at desk* "You may leave now."
*Ayame leaves. Koenma starts stamping the papers, having nothing else to do. However, he stops, puts the stamp down and presses the intercom button*
Koenma: "Ayame, I'd like to have a word with you." *Koenma changes into his teenage form, but this time, it's without the pacifier*
*Ayame, walks in*
Ayame: *gasp* "Lord, Koenma!" *bows* "Why do you humble me with your teenage state?" *secretly smiling to herself*
Koenma: "Are you ready for commitment?"
Ayame: *confused* "Commitment to what exactly, Koenma Sir?"
Koenma: "Marriage, perhaps. Are you ready to settle down with a handsome, intelligent man, who could be your perfect husband?"
Ayame: *blank look on face* "Um, I haven't really found the perfect husband."
Koenma: "You haven't? Well here, put this blindfold on."
Yusuke: "Where's he taking her? This monitor sucks! You can't turn the camera!" *starts kicking monitor*
Hiei: *clicks remote control monitor changes to where Koenma & Ayame are*
Yusuke: "Oh. Let's keep watching." ^__^
*Koenma leads a blindfolded Ayame into the newly renovated secret room. Removes blindfold*
Ayame: *gasp* "What is the meaning of this?"
Koenma: *gets down on one knee* "Ayame, will you marry me?"
Ayame: "..........................."
Yusuke: *laughing hysterical* "He....proposed...oh...my...god!"
Hiei: *At least he has the guts to..."
Yusuke: *glares at Hiei* "You are so dead when we get back."
Koenma: "Well? I'm waiting." *taps foot impatiently like Reese Witherspoon*
Ayame: *thinking for a moment* "Iie."
Koenma: "NANI?!?!?"
Ayame: "Iie."
Koenma: "No, I heard you, but I'm shocked. Doushite?"
Ayame: "You want a list?" *puts hands on hips*
Koenma: --_-- *tears* "You know, I really did like you..."
Ayame: "Don't start. Everyday it's Ayame this, Ayame that, Ayame stay after work so we can talk.. Ayame, Ayame, AYAME! GO BOTHER SOME OTHER GUIDE OF THE RIVER STYX!" *walks out of room, and into Botan's room*
Yusuke: "Well?"
Ayame: "He's so gullible. I wouldn't want to marry him even if he asked me for real. He's such a baby!" *opens portal to Ningenkai* "You guys have to go back now. Botan's off her shift."
*Yusuke and Hiei land in studio*
Hiei: "Be back after commercial."
Commercial:
"We interrupt this program to tell you this. YUYUHAKUSHO HAS BEEN MOVED TO SATURDAYS FROM 7 TO 11PM! WRITE COMPLAINT LETTERS TO TOONAMI!!!!! IF YOU HAVE TOONAMI'S ADDRESS, PLEASE, SEND IT TO ME. THAT'S ALL!"
*Back at studio*
Yusuke: "You think we should tell him he's been Punk'D?" *watching monitors*
Hiei: "No. It's nice to see Lord Akambo wallow in self-pity."
Yusuke: "But he's actually reading the paperwork before he stamps it!"
Hiei: "Put him in an a-s-s-i-l-e-m."
Kuwabara: "Those places are scary."
Yusuke: *punches Kuwabara unconscious* "Must've been a breach in security."
Hiei: *stares at Yusuke* "You just said an intelligent sentence." O__O
Yusuke: *is washing mouth out with soap* "Ewwww! This stuff is nasty."
Hiei: "Right, next on our list is..." *pauses, reads list* "...YUKINA?!?! What for?"
Yusuke: "We're going to tell her that we found her brother!" ^__^
Hiei: "Urameshi, you're not serious are you?"
Yusuke: "Why not?"
Hiei: "Because...uh...um...well..she..can't..and...I..." *stuttering*
Yusuke: *slaps Hiei on the back* "Relax! True, it's a bit harsh, but she'll recover." *looks at watch* "Time to go! See you next time on Punk'D Yusuke & Hiei's way!"
Disclaimer: I don't own YuYuHakusho. Only Yusuke to fight youkai with, Hiei on weekends and Jin to teach me how to fly! And Chrystal has inherited Suzaku's lightning powers.
Kami: God
Iie: No
Akambo: baby
Ningen: human being
Koibito: girlfriend/boyfriend/lover
Bishonens: beautiful young boys
Nani: what?
Doushite: Why?
Ningenkai: Human World
*Yusuke is an S class half-demon...so of course he can beat up Hiei!
Remember, I'm trying to reach 100 reviews by the time I'm done. Also, I want to reach 50+ reviews for my other story: Doushite Kuwabara? Doushite?
