AN: Ok, well, it's been awhile, sry it took so long... there were some unexpected... difficulties -
Discaimler : I don't know how t spell today, but I don't own Cody ((good lord no)), so I do know that.
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CODY CHRONICLES

Chapter Seven Cody vs. the Outhouse
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As Cody wandered through the woods, he came across a small fuzzy creature. It was small and looked like a hedgehog.

"hello, aren't you a cute little thing?" Cody bent over and smiled at it... until it went savage and lunged at his face "Ah!" he jumped and ran away as it chased him down. He ran as fast as he could, and the hedgehog thing was right at his heels.

"MY SAVIOR!" he saw a small shack, and dove into it, soon regretting it as the door closed and locked.

"It Smells! Ew!" he went quiet as he heard rabid scratching and chewing at the door.

"it's occupied!" he said calmly, and sat on the pot.
After several hours of scratching, it suddenly stopped. Cody smiled to himself. "Now I can go find a new daddy," He said to himself. He went over to the door knob and attempted to open the door. "Hm..." He pondered. "It's stuck..." He yanked at the door knob. "Noooooo!" He whined and yanked and yanked and yanked. The door did not budge.

As countless minutes passed, Cody began to feel dizzy from the nauseating smell of the outhouse. His eyes started to water and he started to gag.

"Febreeze... air freshener... need air freshener..." the bowl headed boy gagged and fell onto the door, forcing it off it's hinges and onto the ground.

"hmm... I need to lose some weight..." the almost anorexic boy said as he stood up and dusted himself off.

"Sayonara, gas chamber. I'm going home!" Cody then pulled out his cell phone and called up his grandpa.

Actual Phone Call

"Hello?" and elderly man said.
"Grandpa? it's me Cody, I need you to come take me home"
"Cody?... I thought you were dead... what are you doing calling me"
"I need to come home grandpa.. I'm cold and hungry, and need to lose weight cause I have a fat ass"
"well... your ass is rather bulky... but I'm busy playing Halo right now and if I stop playing suddenly I may have a heart attack and die, so I have to go now. Good luck fatty." there was a click.
"Grandpa?... Grandpa!"

Cody sighed and sat on the ground... hoping someone would come get him.

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well there it is. I hope you guys like it. The next chapter will be written by Acey, so ttyl. Ze