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Dislclaimer: I don't own my own socks, what makes you think I own Digimon?
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CODY CHRONICLES
Chapter Nine Cody vs. The Microwave
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When Cody awoke, he was alive, but just barely. He found himself hanging from the garage rafters by his toes. His head felt big since all the blood had rushed to it, the evil bitch that gravity was. He did not like his current predicament, so, he began to sway back and forth. The weight was all too much for his small toes, and soon, the fishing line cut them off. Cody fell to the floor, crying. Now he had one arm and no toes.
He scrambled across the dirty garage floor, across some oil stains and some toxic poisons. Coughing and bleeding, he finally crawled out a doggie door and outside.
"Help..." He whimpered and retreated to a fetal position, shivering. He fell into a deep sleep.
When Cody awoke, it was dark outside. He stood up, feeling slightly better and he was no longer bleeding, he hopped the fence to a neighbors yard, scraping his knees and elbows on barbed wire. He noticed that the window was open and crawled inside, deciding that he was famished and should at least something befoer he ran away. Hoping his neighbor wouldn't mind too much, he grabbed a microwave dinner and inserted it into the microwave.
Before he had time to react, however, the microwave became a black hole and sucked Cody into it's never ending abyss.
The neighbor rounded the corner and smiled. "That guy was right; black holes disguised as microwaves really do come in handy." He shut the microwave door and headed back into his room to watch some TV.
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AN: Boring. There. Review. Next chap. will be from Ze.
