Woohoo! 95 reviews! Yay! Thank you so much for sticking with me. But it's not over yet!

The Thief Kuronue: It's you! :smiles: Thank you so much for loving this story, and all the INVISIBLE stuff you get! ;gives you a big hug and YYH Punk'D merchandise:

Sumi101: I miss you! And your updates on YYH episodes! ;cries; Thank you for staying with me since the damn beginning. ;gives you a big hug and a Yusuke plushie, and Hiei key chain:

Hiei's Dragon Girl: I hope there's enough comedy for you in this chapter. ;big hug and the YYH Original Soundtrack:

Wolf: Wow, a medium-sized review! Thanks for encouragement! ;hug and a YYH wall scroll:

Kylarkallana: You're right....hmmm. She'll find out during the commercial. But wasn't the Tequito scenario funny? ;hug and a Botan Plushie:

Crystal: There will be a second series...but it will be requests!. Then a 3rd with other anime characters. Don't cry! ;gives you tissues and a Hiei plushie:

Tesina Gela Gardner: Thank you! You like it, yay! ;gives you Yusuke poster:

A random passing Gerudo: His name is Chuu. And I will, for my second series. ;gives you a Botan poster:

Lover of the romantic sol: The one CRITICAL review I get......THANK YOU! YOU GET A BIG HUG! (don't ask). ;gives you the frying pan with Kurama's head imprint:

Youkoforever: QUIET WOMAN! Sorry. And who gave you Youko....hm? :shows a blackmail tape: Heh heh!

Kitsune Kit: I WANT ALL THE DVDS! :cries: Waaaaah! Can I have one? :holds out a $100 bill:

Another-Dream-Taken: You laugh a lot. Eat my chicken? Hot sissy girls? You're enthusiastic and weird. Thanks for sticking with me! :hug and a Yusuke plushie:

Icedragongirl: You reviewed on my birthday! ;gives you chocolate: Don't worry! Touya shall be Punk'D in season 2! ;gives you a Touya shrine:

Eva: Great review! Copying from the thing...nice. Thanks again! ;gets a witchcraft book, wink wink:

Saiyu: Killing Kuwabara's Cat. Good times. I'm missing you! Waaaah :gives you a Kurama plushie:

Mikuri of Yumara: I know it's an awesome story! ;gives you a Yusuke plushie:

Ayisa Kurama( Hiei's Dragon Girl): Thanks! You said my chapters were awesome! :gives you Hiei's shirt:

Psychocatgirl: So, we're all happy in the end! Yay! ;gives you a hug and an Eikiachi mug:

Seth: WOO HOO SETH! I consider your review the best! 2 words! Everybody-victory dance! :is the only one dancing: Fine! Just playing Seth. Thx for the encouragement. :gives you a Botan plushie:

Raiko gotal: It's alright. It's not like I'll send Yusuke and Hiei after you. AWESOMENESSEST! That is so cool! Congratualtions on making a new word and THANK YOU! :gives you YYH merchandise:

Tesina Gela Gardner: I love your stories. They're really good. Thanks for your encouragement and support! :gives you YYH merchandise:

Animesbabe: I'm not exactly sure what you find creepy. I'm glad you found it good. :gives you the YYH movie:

Karie: Yay! You found it funny! Thank you! :gives you a Yusuke keychain:

And now, the long awaited Chapter 9! Partaayyy! (blah blah) means actions or location

Yusuke: (walks onto set in green swim shorts) "Boy, is it hot this summer!"

Fan girls: (scream)"Go Yusuke! You're super sexy! Wooooooo!"

Yusuke: (flashes smile)

Hiei: (appears in black swim shorts and a huge radio. Turns on Jump Off)

"Spread love thats what a real ma do

Keep it gangsta look out for her people

I'm the wicked bitch of the east ya better keep the peace

Or out come the beast!" [ Jump Off belongs to Lil' Kim]

Yusuke: "Hiei! You're gangster?" (totally shocked and surprised)

Hiei; (shakes head) " Hn. I listen to hip-hop and r &b, that's all."

Hiei Fan Girls: (stare) "Go Hiei!"

Yuuske: (coughs) "Hello! This is supposed to be about me and MY sexyness." (starts to cry)

Yusuke fan Girls: (huddle around Yusuke) "Oh Yusuke! We love you! We'll never leave you........... Can I feel your chest muscles?"

Yusuke: "SECURITY!"

Bouncer: "Awright people move it! These boys got a show to do! Out, out all of ya!"

All fan Girls: (leave)

Yusuke: (sighs) "At least that's over! Anyhow, today me and Hiei are going to Punk Genkai. Will it be successful? Will Shishiwakamaru find true love in our beautiful old hag? And why are we wearing swim shorts? All these answers will be found out soon."

Shishiwakamaru: "Oh! My brown-eyed beauty whose pink hair shimmers like polished quartzite! My Juliet, I will claim you in the name of love, sex and money!"

Audience: (stare evilly with maces and burning torches)

Shishiwakamaru; (coughs, adjusts traditional clothes) "I mean....I will claim you in the name of love, free will, and beauty!" (shojo pose)

Yusuke: (whacks Shishiwakamaru) "Save it for Genkai!"

Hiei: "As usual, our monitors are hidden...blah blah blah... I mean and then we shall arrive triumphant for an unknown reason."

Yusuke: "Now that Shishi-lover boy has left, lets go check on Genkai."

(Monitors switch to Genkai's temple)

Genkai: (is standing at the waterfall...there is one trust me) "Another boring day for this old bag o' bones. No missions...jeez I'm so bored I want to have another training session with dimwit. Getting old sucks."

Shishiwakamaru: (hiding behind tree...jumps out) "Oh! My pink-haired goddess! Come with me to a magical place of love, where the two of us can be together. What do you say Juliet?"

Genkai: (turns to Shishiwakamaru) "Go get a life. Chase a younger demon. I'm human. I'll die soon."

Shishiwakamaru: (tears streaming) "No! My quartzite gem, I cannot lose you!"

(At the studio)

Yusuke: (tears streaming) "No! You old hag! I already lost you once!" (glances at Hiei) "What? You've never had a loss?"

Hiei: "Hn. I don't want to talk about it."

(At Genkai's)

Genkai: "You fool! Leave me be! Hyaah!"

(A blast of air comes at Shishiwakamaru, which knocks him out.)

Shishiwakamaru: X-X

Genkai: (heads inside...takes a bath...goes to bed)

(At studio)

Yusuke: (laughing) "Ha ha! She got boy band boy good."

Hiei: (stares oddly) " Do you think the two of them will...how do you ningens put it...go out?"

Yusuke: (in total shock) "Hiei! Genkai can't marry Boy-Band boy! Her heart has been broken by someone else." (starts to tear, pulls out handkerchief)

(Back at Genkai's temple, Genkai is having a dream. Her tears stain the pillow.)

(The dream takes place on the bridge to Limbo. oooooooo)

Younger Genkai: "Toguro, wait!"

Toguro: (turns around) "Yes, Genkai?"

Y Genkai: (tears beginning to form) "Toguro, why, why did u ask for a youkai form? Wasn't our love worth being human?"

Toguro: (takes off sunglasses, stares at cloud) "I wanted to be stronger. I had to be stronger. To protect...." (tears begin to fall)

Y Genkai: (steps closer to Toguro) "Toguro.....?....Wha?"

Toguro: (pulls Genkai close to him) "I wanted to become stronger to protect the ones I love. I wanted to protect you." (strokes her hair)

Y Genkai: (crying) "Oh, Toguro....." (leans in fro a kiss but....)

(Toguro vanishes, leaving a Younger Genkai all alone.)

Y Genkai: "TOGURO!" (falls to ground, sobbing)

(Genkai wakes up from her dream. She wipes her eyes, then goes back to bed.)

(At studio)

Yusuke: (staring at Hiei, whose Jagan eye is open) "So? What was her dream?"

Hiei: (opens eyes, closes Jagan) "It was about Toguro."

Yusuke: "Oh. Well, uh....let's go to the commercial!!"

Commercial:

Shizuru is in her room. She's screaming for cigarettes. She stops and heads over to the general store. "Tequito! You jipped me of my cigarettes. I saw a pack of cigs in your hand! I want my cigarettes! Shizuru lunges at Tequito. "Have mercy on me, seƱorita," Tequito prays.

(We are censoring this very graphic fight. Imagine what happens.) Shizuru walks out of the store triumphantly, a bloody cigarette pack in her hand. "Time for a smoke," she says, reaching in for one. She notices that the pack is empty. "TEQUITO!!"

Commercial 2:

(Yusuke is looking at himself in the mirror. He grabs a container of Hair Gel and slicks his hair back.) "If you want real cool hair like me, just buy Hair Gel. It stays on for hours, and it really works! Also, buy the YuYuHakusho and Inuyasha Soundtracks. This is Yusuke, saying 'How can you live without Hair Gel?'"

(Back at studio)

Hiei: (stares at Yusuke)

Yusuke: "What? Jealous of my good looks."

Hiei: (shakes head) "No. How much did you get paid to do that commercial?"

Yusuke: "A few million yen."

Hiei: (stare)

Yusuke: ( getting uncomfortable) "And now back to Punk'd."

(At Genkai's)

Genkai: ( training on wooden dummy)

Shishiwakamaru: (appears) "Genkai! My sweet pink rose that is as radiant as the sun. Come with me to a faraway place, where we can swim with the dolphins and eat rare sushi!"

Genkai: (turns to ShiShi, eyes full of hatred and tears) "Listen you!" (she points a finger accusingly)

ShiShiwakamaru: (wimpers)

Genkai: "Stop visiting me. I'm old. I don't need the likes of you trying to swoon me over. I hate you. Hate you, hate you, hate you! I'm not going to fall in love with a sissy, girlish blue-haired punk! My heart was broken once and that's enough." (punches ShiShi, making him unconsciousness)

Yusuke: (nods to Hiei) "That's our cue."

(Both boys appear at Genkai's)

Yusuke: (very happy) "Hello, Genkai, you beautiful old hag."

Genkai: (stare) "What's this all about? Hmm?"

Yusuke: (sweatdrop); "Um....well, you've been Punk'D Grandma!" (smiles)

Genkai: (delivers a blow to Yusuke's head, stomach and knees. She then fires a very weak shotgun at him. Yusuke, unfortunately is knocked out.) "Damn dimwit."

Hiei: (inches away from Genkai) "Well, um....tomorrow is my day off, so I have no idea who Yusuke is Punking. See you next time!"

Disclaimer: Don't own YYH. Unfortunately. Does anybody have some yen so I can bribe Togashi-sama?

Um...I love you all! I have almost 100 reviews! Yay! Imagine if this goes to 200? (gasp) OMG! That would be so cool!