Oh my God! It's Chapter 10! I never thought I would reach chapter 10! I love you guys! And 108 reviews! This is crazy! I went over 100! (victory dance) Isn't the third ending awesome?
Some chick: Sad and mean. (sniffle) I feel hurt. But I'm updating just for you! Well, not really, but w/e. (gives you a Yusuke key chain)
The Thief Kuronue: I'm making a second series. Don't worry! I will Punk them. But I have so many suggestion on how to, I'm like going crazy! You're not hyper? The world is ending. (runs around screaming) Anyhow, I'm glad you love my story. Eee. (gives you Yusuke's towel heh heh)
Another-Dream-Taken: Maybe you were, maybe you weren't. Thanks for the hug. But you (sniffle) didn't (cry) compliment (wipes eyes) my story! Oh well, you don't have to Just knowing you reviewed is good enough. (hug gives you Hiei's shirt)
Tsuraiku Tanrei: (sigh) I missed your old name! Oh well. You're welcome for the poster. You framed Hiei's shirt? (laughs) Finally? (sniffle, cry) Ah well. (gives you, Hiei's socks...what? he keeps finding me)
Sailor Earth: yay! You love my story! (repeat x2) Well, I did update soon! (gives you a picture of the YuYu Gang)
Hiei's Dragon Girl: Don't worry! Hiei will be there! I can't get rid of MY sexy fire apparition. Nope! I love him too much. Yes, poor Shishiwakamaru. But how I love to torture him! Bwa ha ha! (gives you a Hiei Key chain)
Revolutionize the World's End: Better than Ashton's?I doubt it. But wouldn't it be kind of cool if it were an actual show? (daydreaming mode) Oh, sorry! Thanks for your review! (gives you Yu Yu Hakusho merchandise)
Darkness: Why do those two words make me think of Botan? Oh well. Thanks for your review! (gives you a Botan plushie)
Raiko Gotal: I said that? (looks through responses) Oh, my bad. Heh. Umâyes, Shishi is dumb and Hiei is sexy. But Yusuke's sexy too! (gives you Hiei's shorts)
MoonsilverEyes: Hiei? With a girlfriend? Then all the Hiie fans will kill me! Sorry, but it is a good idea. Thanks for your review. (gives you YYH merchandise)
Sumi101: Hi HI HI! Yeah, I've been watching it. It's mad ghetto! (cough) ShiShi's only poetic 'cuz he has blue hair and pink eyes. This next chapter is good, I promise. (hug and a YYH poster)
Yume: Oooo. Sugar high! Good times, good times. Anyway I'm glad you liked my story. I'll Punk Toguro in the second edition. (gives you a Kurama key chain)
Formerly known Hieifan9000: Wow, you beat someone else's review! One word! Go you, go you! Sorry. Thanks! (gives you a Hiei plushie)
Yusuke: (appears on a CATWALK in a forest green business suit, complete with a blood red tie)
Crew: (stare)
Director: "Um,Urameshi-sama,Yusuke, what exactly are you doing?"
Yusuke: (smiles) "Before we start the show, I would like to perform something. Since Hiei's not here, I can do it without having to worry if a katana is at my back."
Crew: (murmur, murmur) "OK."
Yusuke: (points to some random guy): "Start it up."
(Music comes on. Yusuke is walking around on the catwalk. He begins to lip-sing and strip.)
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts."
(At this point, he is waving his business shirt around. The tie and jacket have fallen. He then throws his shoes and socks off.)
Yusuke Fan Girls: (screaming, sighing, fainting, dreaming, bleeding) "Go Yusuke! Your super sexy!" (Some drunk fans begin to take off their tops, but the trusty Bouncer throws them off stage.)
"I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my pants, so sexy."
(Yusuke is struggling to take his pants off. He trips, but gets up right away.)
Me: (looking through script) "This wasn't supposed to happen until tomorrow! Hiei was supposed to do the 'I'm Too Sexy' thing. Or maybe it was 'Hot, Hot Hot.' Anyhow, its obvious Yusuke wants a raise. Our ratings are going up the more he takes off his clothes. Creepy."
"On the catwalk, yeah. I shake my little tush on the catwalk."
(Yusuke is "shaking his little tush" on the catwalk, as girls surround the stage, dancing around, flipping their hair, singing along.)
Yusuke Fan Girls: (are coincidentally all in red bikinis) "Let's go join them!" (Run on stage) "Yusuke, we love you!"
"I'm too sexy for this song!"
(Yusuke is standing on stage, in heart boxers, with girls surrounding.)
Yusuke: "I would like to dedicate this song to all the sexy people out there, including me!"
Me: (shakes head) "I'm so gonna hurt him after this."
Yusuke: (gets dressed into a t-shirt and shorts) "Alright then. What you guys came for. Last episode, we Punk'D Genkai. And I got hurt for it. As usual. Today is Hiei's day off. You know what that means?"
Audience: (nods head eagerly)
Yusuke: "WE'RE GOING TO PUNK HIEI! WOOHOO!"
Audience: (claps really loudly, hoots and whistles are heard)
Yusuke: (puts up hands for silence) "You probably think it's not possible. Oh, but it is." (turns on monitor) "Our sources show that Hiei is obsessed with ice cream, known to him as sweet snow. He is also obsessed with taking care of his twin sister Yukina. Now, how do we shatter his world?"
Me: (mutter) "Take away the sweet snow. Duh!"
Yusuke: (turns to me) "What was that, Gabby?" (gives me a sweet smile that I can't resistâ.who can?)
Me: (excitedly) "Take away his sweet snow and have Yukina despise him for all eternity! After all I am in charge!" (smile)
Yusuke: "That's brilliant! Harsh, but brilliant! Ok, Gabby are you ready?" (evil grin)
Me: (takes step back) "Ready for what?"
(In a flash, I find myself in a semi-revealing ice cream girl outfit.)
Me: "Yusuke! This isn't funny. Hiei will kill me if I refuse him ice cream.!"
Yusuke: "Don't worry! Hiei won't attack anyone showing skin! I got that from another secret source, aka Hiei's journal."
Me: "Yusuke!"
Yusuke: "Anyhow, we'll have Kuwabara convince Yukina to go along with the act and totally hate Hiei. Let's hope that this husband-to-maybe-be can convince his bride-to-maybe-be! If not, Gabby will do all the convincing!"
Me: (storms away) "I'm going to my ice cream stand."
Yusuke: "This is all going to happen in the local park. But first let's check on Kuwabara and Yukina!"
(Monitors switch to the "couple")
Kuwabara: (is kneeling before Yukina) "Yukina darling, I have a favor to ask you."
Yukina: (sweetly, innocently, and naively) "What is it Kazuma?"
Kuwabara: ( with hearts in his eyes) "Oh Yukina! I love it when you call me Kazuma! Anyway, I need you toâ." (whispers to Yukina)
Yukina: (eyes grow wide) "Oh Kazuma! I could never do that! I promised myself I'd stay a virgin until I was married!"
Kuwabara: (embarrassed) "Oops, wrong question. What I meant to ask you wasâ." (whispers the real question to Yukina)
Yukina: (eyes grow with horror) "Kazuma! I can't hate my brother! I love him!"
Kuwabara: (takes Yukina's hand in his) "Yukina, it's just for today. Remember all those tricks Hiei and Yusuke were playing on Botan and the others? Well, since Hiei's taking a day off, we're going to trick him!" (smiles happily)
Yukina: (confused) "Kazuma, I don't understand. How does having me hate Hiei trrck him?"
Kuwabara: (sighs, explains) "Understand, babe?"
Yukina: (nods, thinking) 'Maybe I should practice.'
Kuwabara: "Yay! I'm so happy for you!" (hugs Yukina)
Yukina: (angrily) "Don't touch me ugly! I hate you!"
Kuwabara: (cowers in corner) "Creepy."
(Back at studio)
Yusuke: (laughing, wipes eyes) "Well, now that Yukina's ready, let's go check on the creator of this show!"
(Monitors switch to me in the park, serving ice cream)
Little Girl: (holding out money) "I want strawberry soft-serve, with chocolate sprinkles."
Gabby: (sighs) "Kid, this is an ice cream stand. I don't have soft-serve ice cream. How about just regular strawberry with chocolate sprinkles?"
Little Girl: "Ok. One strawberry please."
Gabby: (takes money, gives ice cream)
(Phone rings)
Gabby: (answers phone) "Moshi-moshi?"
Yusuke: " Don't pull that I-know-Japanese crap. You're Italian-American for Kami's sake!"
Gabby: (flinches) "I'm so sorry! Jeez, next time I'll answer 'Pronto'!"
Yusuke: "What's that?"
Gabby: (sighs) "Forget it. Why'd ya call?"
Yusuke: " How's the ice cream business going?"
Gabby: "It's ok. I'm getting some YEN, so I can pay off debts. Then, I'll be able to buy that Inuyasha Soundtrack I want."
Yusuke: "What debts?"
Gabby: (small voice) "Well, there not really debts. You seeâ I kinda auctioned off your stuffâand I have to buy it back."
Yusuke: "YOU WHAT!?"
Gabby: (holds phone away from ear) "Oh, look it's Hiei and Yukina. Gotta refuse a special sexy demon some sweet snow. Bye!" (hangs up phone)
Hiei: (glances at Yukina) 'She's mad about something.' (coughs) "Hey, Yukina, do you want some sweet snow?"
Yukina: (nods)
Hiei: "Um, what flavor?"
Yukina: (in a mean voice) "The usualâduh!"
Hiei: (walks up to the ice cream stand) "Umâ-"
Gabby: "Hi! What flavor ice cream do you want, little boy?"
Hiei: (glares) "Excuse me? I'm a grown man!"
Gabby: (gasps, pretends to be surprised) "I'm sorry. But you're just so cute and short! So, what kinda ice cream do you want?" (pats Hiei's head)
Hiei: (trying to be sane) "Right. Two chocolate sweet snows please."
Gabby: "Did you mean chocolate ice cream?"
Hiei: "No. I said chocolate sweet snow."
Gabby: "We don't serve sweet snow, or whatever you said."
Hiei: (points to the cart) "This is sweet snow. You have sweet snow!"
Gabby: (yelling) "Look, sir. If you're going to have an attitude, because I don't have what you want, take it somewhere else. I do not need to waste my time, being yelled at some short, black haired, red-eyed midget!" (closes up cart)
Hiei: (really mad) "Hey, wait! Get back here with that sweet snow bitch!" (ready to use Dragon of Darkness Flame) "Jaou Ensatsu-"
Yukina: "Hiei!"
Hiei: (walks over) "Yeah?"
Yukina: (slaps Hiei) "You idiot! Look at what you did!"
Hiei: (stares with big, eyes) "Yukina?"
Commercial:
Oh no! Poor sweet Yukina is mean! Is the world ending? Buys stuff that is necessary when the world is ending Oh yeah! Special Chapter coming soon!
(Back at Park)
Yukina: (yelling at the top of her voice) "Hiei, you're always so cruel! If she didn't have sweet snow, she doesn't have sweet snow. Besides, it's known as ice cream you idiot!"
Hiei: (eyes are watering) "Ok, I'm sorry Yukina. I'll be n-nice next time."
(The siblings sit together on the bench staring at the ducks in the pond.)
Hiei: (coughs) "Maybe they have sweet- I mean ice cream n Mushiyori city. You wanna get some?"
Yukina: (just stares)
Hiei: "Yes?" (timidly)
Yukina: (screams) "NO! YOU ARE SUCH AND ASSHOLE! DO YOU THINK I WANT TO WALK AND GET CALLUSES ALL OVER MY FEET! I AM BEAUTIFUL! I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WALK! IF I WANTED TO GO TO MUSHIYORI CITY I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU!" (slaps him again)
Hiei: (rubs cheek, temper rising) "You're being vain."
Yukina: "VAIN? ME VAIN? HA! I CAN'T BELIVE HOW UTTERLY STUPID AND NEANTHERDAL YOU ARE! ALL YOU THINK ABOUT IS VIOLENCE! IF SOMETHING DOESN'T GO YOUR WAY, YOU INSULT PEOPLE AND RAMPAGE!"
Hiei: (screaming, very mad) "SHUTUP YOU BITCH! I'M TRYING TO BE NICE, BUT ALL YOU'VE BEEN DOING IS SCREAMING AND YELLING AT ME LIKE I WAS JUST BORN! THIS ISN'T LIKE YOU AT ALL!
(Yukina and Hiei get into a heated argument. People are staring. One mother covers her child's ears.)
(Back at studio)
Yusuke: (laughing his head off) "Woo! Oh man. We better stop them before the park gets ruined." (starts to head to park)
(Back at park)
Hiei: "Don't tell me what to do! You're not my mother!"
Yukina: "I look exactly like her! The only reason you were born is because she had an affair! Outcast!"
Hiei: (looks at Yukina in shock. Backs away then runs.)
Yukina: (starts to cry, covers her mouth) "What have I done? Oh God. Mother, help me." (Yukina runs to a confessional, confesses her sins and now has a clear conscience).
Hiei: (still running, bumps into Gabby) 'Ow."
Gabby: "Hey, I know you! You were the guy with the attitude!"
Hiei: (looks at Gabby with watery crimson eyes) "Am I really an outcast? AM I really so cruel?" (tears gems are falling)
Gabby: "Awe, you poor boy. Here, have some ice cream. It always cheers me up." (gives him chocolate ice cream."
Hiei; (sits next to Gabby and starts eating it)
Yusuke: (walks by) "HI Hiei!"
Hiei; (almost chokes on chocolate) "What are you doing here?" (confused glare)
Yusuke: "Well, you see Gabby here is-"
Yukina: (runs up to Hiei) "Hiei! Oh, Hiei I'm so sorry!" (starts sobbing on his shoulder) "I never meant to be mean. But Kazuma told me it was for that weird show you do with Yusuke. I was supposed to be mean to you! I didn't want to hurt you! I'm so sorry, so sorry!"
Hiei: (gets up, his hair shadowing his eyes)
Yusuke; (nervous) "H-Hiei? You know we're just joking right?"
Hiei: (throws chocolate ice cream at Yusuke's shirt) "Now we're even." (smirk)
Yusuke: (gets mad) "Oh now we're not! You ruined my favorite shirt! (starts chasing Hiei) "Get back here runt! I'm gonna kill you!"
Yukina and Gabby: (watching the boys chase each other)
Gabby: "So you wanna go to the mall?"
Yukina: "Sure!"
Gabby: (pulls out cell phone) "Yeah, Kyo? Hey, how are you my cute little orange furball? Don't scream at me! Anyway, can you drive over and take me and my friend to the mall? Please, Kyo? I don't care if Yuki's pulling moves on Tohru! I'll buy you a new collar, new pants and a martial arts book. Please? Really? Yay! Kyo you're the best!" (hangs up phone)
Yukina: "So we're going?"
Gabby: "Yeah in a few."
(Hiei knocks Yusuke out.)
Hiei: "So today I was Punk'D. Next time, we're Punking Urameshi. So stick around for YYH's Punk'D Episode 11!"
Disclaimer: Don't own YYH. Only the stuff.
You're probably gonna kill me for making Yukina mean. I'm so sorry! Don't worry! The next chapter will be good I promise. But didn't you guys like Yusuke's mini strip show? I think Hiei's doing something like that next time.
Anyhow, please please review! Maybe I can reach like 150 by the time I'm done. Maybe. Oh yeah, I'm thinking of an Inuyasha story and another YYH. Sound good? Tell me!
Love ya lotzGabbilicious (yes that's one of my real nicknames)
