OMG! 130! (140 if I count Yvonne's repeated review) Maybe I will reach 150! Anyway, I love you guys! Now for the responses!
Botan-Hiei-Daughter: Make Yusuke rot? I appreciated your review! (gives you a Yusuke key chain)
Youkoforever: You should update! Did I say 200? (shrugs) Ok, so I kinda spoiled it. Oops. It wouldn't be funny without OOC! I really want to write an Inuyasha fic! Should I?? (gives you a youko poster)
Hiei's Dragon Girl: You'll never guess what I'll do next. (evil laugh) Sorry. Thanks for reviewing! (gives you Hiei for the day)
Smirking Arrogance: Thank you thank you thank you! I just come up with these things. But first, you have to think about what the readers want, then see if your idea is funny. I'm so happy that you commented my imagination, I'm going to cry. I'm hoping to be an author one day, and this really helps! Thank you so much! (lots of hugs, and a whole lot of anime merchandise)
Drariolf: I'm really glad you love this story. Yusuke will get Punk'd! Bwa ha ha! (gives you a Yusuke key chain)
I HATE YOU/I LOVE YOU: Nice name! I'm happy you found it funny. I'll promise to keep it up. Sadly, it'll have to end. (cry, hugs you, gives you a Kurama action figure)
Tsuiraku Tanrei: A world without ice cream? Nooooooooooooooooo (breathe) ooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Yes, poor Hiei. (gives you a raffle ticket to win a date with Hiei! Oooooo)
Raiko gotal: awesomenessest! I hope Hiei doesn't hurt you! Maybe I should stop stealing his stuff. (ponders). Nah! You wanna be an authoress? Maybe......but you'll be starring in the show pretty soon! (gives you Hiei's black sock that says I love sweet snow in red)
Pyschopathic Maniac Girl: Yay! My story is awesome! (dance) (gives you a Botan plushie)
Wishy washey dishy doshy folly lolly lolly lolly loo: Can I call you wwddfllll? Your name is long! Yeah, YYH forever, fornever is the last episode title. Yeah trucking was supposed to be tricking, and you made Yusuke mad, saying you can't live without hair gel! But, I hope you liked the story. (waggles finger, then gives you a YYH t-shirt)
Dragon Girl 13: Maybe. But then, that's like randomly adding Kyo at the end of the last chapter! (gives you an Inuyasha plushie)
Youkoforever: (woah twice) Don't worry! You'll help. Right my idea is good? Anyhow, that song is real! Isn't that funny? I'm going to download it, just for you. (is burning song for you)
Kipsie (another-dream-taken): Yeah, I think you forgot. Don't worry, I don't even know where your room is! Yay! Your braces are off! (hugs and lots of YYH stuff)
Little Sakura 87: Yay! You love this fic! (hugs you back) OMG the McDonalds Theme Song! I shall keep it up. But if Yusuke's not insane, then it takes away his sexyness. Well, that's my opinion. Glad to meet another Yusuke fan girl. (hugs, Yusuke's t-shirt)
Crazzybinkki: why did u review chapter 1 like a million times? (stare) And it was practically the same review! Yvonne, you're so cruel! I still love you! (gives you chocolate)
Mariela: yay! You love my stories! (dance) Thank you! (hug) (gives you YYH stuff)
Hiei-Stalker: You love it! (HUG) Hey, you can't stalk Hiei! That's my job! (gives you Hiei's shirt)
Yul: How's it weird? Meanie! We have to prevent Bubbles from reading my stories! Love ya. (big big hug and lots of anime stuff)
HanyouToni: You scare me! (hides in corner) You need therapy! (points finger accusingly) Glad you like the story. Now, keep the caffeine to a minimum and remember, Hiei only obeys me! And where did Ashton come from? I have him in a secret place. (gives you Hiei plushie)
And now for chapter 11!
YYH Punk'D Crew: (hear a noise from the broom closet) "Dude, what's that sound?"
Cameralady: (shrieks) "What if it's rats?"
Me: (shakes head) "There are no rats in my building/studio!"
Cameraman 3: (bravely) "I'll open it!"
Fabio (the gay actor-he acts gay, he's not gay): "Don't be a hero! You have your whole life ahead of you!"
Other crewmembers: (cower into audience bleachers) "Yeah, Joe! You have a pregnant wife back home!"
Cameraman 3 aka Joe: (stops, turns dramatically): "Your right! I-I cannot open the closet!" (falls on knees, solo spotlight shines)
Me: "Oh for crying out loud! It's a damn closet!" (stomps toward closets, rips door open and stares)
(Spanish music is now heard throughout the building)
Me: (stare ,drool, wipe drool, stare)
Crewmembers: "Ms. Gabby?" (inch towards me.)
Me: "Woohoo! Yeah Hiei!" (starts clapping, dancing to the beat, etc.)
(Hiei was found in the closet, practicing his dance/strip show, accompanied by the music "Hot, Hot, Hot!")
Hiei: (turns around, with no shirt one) "Shit!"
Me: (hugs Hiei) "Don't worry! I'll protect you from those sex-crazed fan girls!!"
Hiei: (pushes me away, opens Jagan eye) "You will now all go about your business. Forget about what you just witnessed." (opens eyes, closes Jagan)
Everybody: (leaves and goes about their business)
Hiei: (wipes brow) "Phew. Now, how do I top Yusuke's performance?" (begins to dance to 1,5,10 cent-dollar song)
Me: (whispers) "Is everybody ready?" (now in loud voice) "And we're back with the new episode of Punk'D!" (music is playing) "Wait? Where is that coming from?"
Hiei: (steps out in a really sexy, black-and-red male tango outfit, complete with a black rose in his mouth. No, he's not a vampire. I know what they say about black roses.)
Hiei's Fan Girls and Me: "Woooooooooooooooo!" (almost faint)
(Music comes on, Hiei begins to search through the crowd singing-)
"Tonight we dance, I lay my life in your hands."
(Hiei grabs a random fan girl who is in reality a professional dancer)
"We take the floor, Nothing is forbidden anymore."
(The woman spins outwards.)
"Don't let the world in outside, Don't let a moment go by,
(She spins back into Hiei's arms)
"Nothing can stop us tonight!"
(Hiei dips the woman)
"Bailamos! Let the rhythm take you over Bailamos!"
(The two get into a complicated tango)
"Te quiero amor mio, Bailamos!"
"Wanna live this night forever, Bailamos!"
"Te quiero amor mio, te quiero."
(Woman spins off stage, it's now Hiei's solo.)
Fan Girls: "WE LOVE YOU HIEI! WOOOOOOOOOO!"
(Hiei walks to the microphone)
"(Woah), Tonight we dance,"
(He sexily takes his silk vest off)
"(Woah),Like no tomorrow,"
(He looks at the crowd and blows a kiss)
"(Woah),If you will stay with me,"
(Hiei backs away from the mic and softly says)
"Te quiero mi amor."
(Music Interlude, Hiei is dancing solo)
"Bailamos! Let the rhythm take you over Bailamos!"
"Te quiero amor mio, Bailamos!"
"Wanna live this night forever, Bailamos!"
"Te quiero amor mio, te quiero." (repeat)
(Hiei stops, music stops, and everybody is clapping)
(All of a sudden, different music comes on)
"SHE BANGS, SHE BANGS!"
(William Hung jumps out)
"SHE BANGS, SHE BANGS, OH BABY
WHEN SHE MOVES, SHE MOVES!"
(The bouncer stops music, walks up to Mr. Hung.)
Bouncer: "'Xcuse me sir, but you hafta go.."
William Hung: "What?! But this is the William Hung Show!" (starts dancing)
Bouncer: (points to sign that says Punk'D) "No. This is the Punk'D Show. Now off!"
Willaim Hung: "I'll be here all week! She bangs!" (runs offstage)
Punk'D Crew: (stare)
Hiei: (coughcough) "Can we get back to the show?"
Cameraman 3 aka Joe: (swivels camera to Hiei, who is now in his regular battle clothes)
Hiei: "Last time on Punk'D, Yusuke punk'd me. But now I'll shall Punk him! Bwa ha ha! Revenge is sweet!" (laughs maniacally, looks at camera, stops)
Me: (sigh) 'This isn't going too good.'
Hiei: "So, for today, we will make it seem like Keiko has dumped Yusuke!"
Audience: (gasp, murmur, murmur) "How could he?"
Hiei: "You don't think it's possible? Well we have my very good friend Fabio-"
Fabio: "Hey, Hizzle!" (izzle language for Hiei don't ask)
Fabio Fan Girls: "We love you Fabio!"
Fabio: (smiles at crowd)
Hiei: (whacks Fabio) "You have a job to do! You're supposed to be "gay" and be Keiko's boyfriend!"
Fabio: (rubs head) "Right! Bye Hizzle!" (runs to Keiko's)
Hiei: (is receiving stares from the crowd) "Let me explain! Ok, Fabio (in reality) is a straight guy who is going to be Keiko's boyfriend for this episode. However, he is pretending to be bisexual, which Keiko doesn't realize. So, when Yusuke goes over Keiko's, Fabio will then "scare" him.
Jenn: "Hey! What about me? Gabby said I could be in this episode!"
Hiei: "Oh yeah. Um, Jenn is Keiko's friend from America, and she brought over Fabio so that he and Keiko could "hook-up."
Audience: (a bit confused) "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
Me: "Now, let's see what happens." (switches monitors)
Yusuke: (walking to Keiko's with chocolate and flowers) "Keiko will be happy to see me today!" (arrives at her house, rings bell)
Mr & Mrs. Yukimura: "Oh, hello Yusuke!" (beam)
Yusuke: "Hey, um is Keiko home?"
Mrs. Yukimura; "She's upstairs with her friends."
Yusuke: (walks in, goes upstairs)
Mrs. Yukimura: (says out loudly by accident) "My, what a cute little butt."
Yusuke: (blushes when he hears that, knocks on Keiko's door)
Jenn: (opens door, leans in doorway, smoking)
Yusuke and Jenn: (point) "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!"
Jenn: "I'm Kei-chan's friend from America."
Yusuke: "I'm Keiko's boyfriend."
( "Goodies" is heard in the background. A man's voice is saying "Go, Keiko!")
Yusuke: (trying to look in, only to have Jenn block him) "Hey! What the hell is going on in there?"
Jenn: "Uh, nothing. We're just partying."
Yusuke: (pushes Jenn out of the way, unfortunately his hand lands on her breast)
Jenn: (shriek, covers chest, slaps Yusuke) "YOU PERVERT!"
Yusuke: "Get out of my way!" (stumbles into Keiko's room, mouth hangs open as he stares)
(Keiko is "dancing" with a stranger to the beat of Goodies. His hands are on her hips and she is "moving her body".)
Yusuke: (starts to cry) "KEIKO!"
Keiko: (stops dancing, looks at Yusuke) "Oh my God! Yusuke, what are you doing here?" (steps away from the "stranger")
Yusuke: "I come to visit you, and I find you grinding with some dude!"
Keiko: "Yusuke, he is Jenn's friend."
Yusuke: (Screaming) "SO!?! Keiko, we've been together forever and you've never, you've never "
Keiko: "Yusuke calm down." (leads him towards a chair) "Here sit."
Yusuke: (in shock sits down)
(Unknowingly to the couple, the "stranger" is checking Yusuke out. God I am so evil)
Stranger: 'My, that boy is cute. Jet black hair, lean, muscular body. Jeez, Keiko is such a lucky girl. I hate pretending to be bisexual!'
Jenn: "So Fabio what's up?"
Fabio (the stranger): "Jenn-Jenn, I can't help myself."
Jenn: (nods) "I see. You find him attractive. I have to agree with you on that. I mean he has such a nice butt."
Fabio: (pouts) "Jenn! You're not making this any better!"
Jenn: (giggles, places a finger on Fabio's chin) "Fabio, being bisexual is basically transiting to homosexuality or being straight. It's your choice."
Fabio: (sigh) "I know. But what about my girlfriend back home?"
Jenn: (shrug) "Dump her if you want." (lights cigarette)
Yusuke: "Keiko." (wrapped in blanket)
Keiko: (leaning against Yusuke) "Yes, Yusuke-kun?"
Yusuke: "Keiko, do you love me?"
Keiko: (gasps, turns to Yusuke) "Of course I do! How can I not love you?"
Yusuke: "Well, I'm a delinquent, I'm mean to you, I never show affection, I'm a perv "
Keiko: (embraces Yusuke) "True you are. But there's more to you than other people see. And that's exactly why I love you- for who you are." (leans in)
(The two begin a passionate kiss- let's not go into details)
Fabio: (shivers) 'That should be me kissing him!'
Jenn: (gets up taps Keiko on shoulder) "How 'bout introducing lover boy to my buddy?" (wink)
Keiko: "OK." (grabs Yusuke, leads him to Fabio) "Yusuke, this is my American friend Fabio. Fabio, this is Yusuke." (stares at the two boys) "Now, you to get to know each other while I go bake some brownies." (Keiko heads into the Kitchen, Jenn close behind)
(Dun Dun Dunn)
Fabio: (sexily) "So, your name is Yusuke, right?"
Yusuke: (totally oblivious) "Um, yeah. And you are?
Fabio: "Fabio. I'm a model in the U.S. Have you seen my magazines?"
Yusuke: (arm behind head, embarrassed) "Heh, that's cool. I don't really read magazines."
Fabio: "Well, actually, I pose and then authors paint over my picture for a romance book cover. It's very high-paying."
Yusuke: "And I supposed they are romantic poses?" (arched eyebrow)
Fabio; (shrugs) "I am usually cradling a woman against myself, in clothes, if that is what you mean." 'God, this boy is so sexy.'
Yusuke: "Cool. So, you must have a lot of fans." 'God, this guy is so creepy.'
(Awkward silence)
Fabio: "So, you are Keiko's boyfriend, are you not?"
Yusuke; (nods) "Yeah. What about you and um, Jenn?"
Fabio: "Oh. Jenn is just a close friend of mine. She already has a boyfriend. Something by the name of Youko, or some weird name like that. ;)"
Yusuke: "Her boyfriend is Youko? That Playboy Fox?"
Fabio: "You know him? I heard he's a very sexy man, or fox, or whatever his fans call him. Jenn's always like, 'Youko this' and 'Youko that'. I would love to meet him though. If he's as sexy as Jenn says "(trails off in thought)
Yusuke: (alarmed) "You're, you're gay?!?"
Fabio: (evil glint in his eye) "Of course." (pushes Yusuke against the couch)
Yusuke: (squirming) "Get away from me! I'm a homophobe!"
Fabio: (taking off his shirt) "Awe, come on. Don't be like that. You're too sexy to be straight!"
Yusuke: (crying) 'I knew this guy was weird!'
(Fabio has now removed Yusuke's shirt, when Keiko comes in the room)
Yusuke: 'Saved by Keiko. Yes!'
Fabio; 'Damn wench.'
Keiko: (spots the two topless boys, panting. Totally naïve) "So, you guys comparing muscles sizes? I heard that Fabio won a weightlifting contest Yusuke!" (beam) "Do you boys want almonds sprinkled on your brownies?"
Both Boys: (shake heads)
Keiko: "Ok, I'll go check on the brownies."
Yusuke: 'Now's my chance.' (kicks Fabio and runs downstairs into the Yukimura's shop)
Mrs. Yukimura: "Why, hello Yusuke?" 'God, he's so sexy.'
Yusuke: "Um, Mrs. Yukimura, can I hide behind the counter?"
Mrs. Yukimura: "Sure! But health laws require you to wear a shirt and a hat. Here." (tosses shirt & hat to Yusuke)
Yusuke: (bows) "Arigatou."
Mrs. Yukimura: "For now, serve the customers. I have to buy more ingredients. Toodle-oo." (wave, wave)
Girl: "Are you new here?"
Yusuke: (stares) "Yeah kid. Now scram. I'm hiding."
Girl: "Hiding? Hiding from who?"
Yusuke: "From a gay guy ok? Go back to your mom."
Girl: "I don't have a mom."
Yusuke: (shocked, filled with sympathy) "I'm sorry."
Girl: (shrugs, lights cigarette) "It's ok. I was born in a test tube."
Yusuke: (laughs) "I think you have it better than me."
Girl: (quizzical look) "How so?"
Yusuke (Spills out life story, except where the part he died) "So, you see, my life sucks?"
Girl: "At least you have someone chasing after you." (sigh)
Yusuke: (shakes head) "Nah. I already have a girlfriend."
Girl: "Oh. Well, thanks for the talk mister. Bye." (waves, leaves)
A mysterious voice: "Oh, your life is so sad. I feel for you."
Yusuke: (backs into corner) "Who's there?"
Mysterious voice: "Why it's me. I'm here to please you." (figure steps out of the shadows)
Yusuke: (screams) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
(Back at studio)
Hiei: "Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! Mwa Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Me: "Hiei, don't you think we should rescue Yusuke?"
Hiei: (glares at me) "We'll wait a little long."
Me: "Eep. Va bene, va bene."
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(Back at the Yukimura's)
Yusuke: (screams) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Mysterious voice: "You're mine!"
(Fabio steps out in a red Catwoman suit)
Yusuke: (faints because it's a very creepy sight)
Audience: (men faint out of creepy-ness, women faint because God knows why)
Fabio: "What? Is there something wrong with my catsuit? I find it very fitting, you know? I mean, it makes me look thin, and beautiful, and the color "(ramble, ramble)
Yusuke: (gets up, sneaks upstairs)
Fabio: (stops rambling) "Yusuke? Oh, Yusuke! Where'd you go?"
Yusuke: (confessing to Keiko) "Keiko! That man is gay! He, he tried to kiss me, and he ripped my shirt off and-"
Keiko: "Yusuke! Stop lying. Just because he was close to me doesn't mean you have to lie about his sexuality."
Yusuke: "Keiko, I'm not lying!"
Mysterious voice 2: "He's right y'know, he's right."!!
Keiko & Yusuke: "Who the hell-"
Person in red Catwoman suit arrives: "SURPRISE!" (takes off mask)
Audience: (gasp)
Keiko & Yusuke: "HIEI!?!?!"
Hiei: "That's right! It is I, Hiei!"
Yusuke: (slowly starting to understand) "You, you, you Punk'D me?!?"
Hiei; "Yes! Fabio pretended to be bisexual and seduce you Yusuke! It's payback for making Yukina mad at me!"
Me: (in background, shakes head) "Revenge is sweet, but sometimes stupid."
Yusuke: (red in face, balls hands in fists) "HIEI!!!!" (begins to chase Hiei around)
Me: (embarrassed) "Ok, show's over!" (in background is a fighting dustcloud) "Special Chapter is next! Review Review!"
Jenn: "Hey, what about me?"
Youko: "Don't worry Jenn. I still love you!"
Jenn: "Youko!" (jumps into his arms) (They disappear).
!! Those words were kind of like the lyrics from Tilt Your Head Up by Nelly and Christina Aguilera. EEE!
Did you like my story? I know, it was fantastic right? Right? Anyway, review and prepare for the special chapter!
Lots of love,
Gabbz
