This is it! The moment you've all been waiting for. Or at least I think you have. First, I would like to thank all of the reviewers! All of you rock, and I hope you continue to read my stories.
And now- the final chapter of Punk'D!
Disclaimer: I don't own YYH, the reviewers, Fabio, Ashton, YuL any music listed or Toy Story. Nor do I own the word "awesomenessest".Just me and the DJ.
Chp. 12- Goodbye Party!
Koenma: directing people and being bossy) " Alrighty people, let's get this show on the road! This party is going to be huge, and I mean HUGE!"
Ashton Kutcher: " Koenma sir, is it ok if I go back to my family now? Demi must be wondering where I got off to."
Koenma: "Ok sure." (spots Hiei sneaking off) "HIEI! Get back to your station!"
Hiei: (glare) " There is no way in HELL that I am going to do a hugging booth! Do you have any idea how degrading that is!" (red and angry)
Koenma: "Yes, I do. But at least it's not a kissing booth OR a dunking tank. Now get back to work!"
Hiei: (grumbles and walks back to booth) "Damn party. Baka ningens." (puts on a PINK shirt that says HUG ME in white) -add a classic Hiei frown and it's so adorable-
Yusuke: (walks by and laughs) "Hey, Hiei. Can I get a hug?"
Hiei: (evil eye) "Jaou Ensatsu Koku Ryuu Haa!"
Yusuke: "AHHH!" (ducks, only to have top of his hair singed)
Crewmember: "Oh no." -- (is burned to a crisp by Hiei's attack)
Kurama: "Hiei, don't be a grouch! You can't have an attitude for the performance later!"
Kuwabara: (shows up holding Eikachi) "Yea Hiei. Performing is fun! The lights, the music, the cheering crowd, the bikini clad gi-"
Yusuke: (whacks Kuwabara) "Baka. You're going to ruin the surprise!"
Kuwabara: "ITAI! Yusuke that hurt!" (rubs head, drops Eikachi)
Eikachi: (runs away)
Hiei: (chases Eikachi)
Kuwabara: "Eikachi! NOOOO!"
Yusuke: "It seems Hiei's cat obsession is back."
Kurama: (chuckle) " Yusuke, have you seen the girls?"
Botan: "We're right here!"
Yukina: " And we've brought all kinds of goodies!"
Keiko: "And decorations!"
Shizuru: " And saké!"
Yusuke: "Yes,saké!"
Everyone: (stare)
Yusuke: -- u "Uh, gomen. I haven't had a buzz in a while.
Kurama: "Completely understandable." (looks at watch) "Oh, be right back." (sprints off to kitchen)
Koenma: "We have a kitchen?" (spots Hiei powering up, gasps) "HIEI! NO!"
Hiei: (throws his Jaou Ensatsu Ken at Eikaichi, misses)
( A hole has formed in the wall)
Guests outside: " AIEEE! An attack!" (run around frantically)
Rebelhanyouofdarkness: "Wait! Now we can get inside!"
Guests outside: "YEAH!" (rush towards hole in wall)
Koenma: "WAIT!" (throws himself in front of hole) "Why don't you use the front door?"
Guests: " Oh yeah!"
Yusuke: (opens door) (is trampled by a stampede of reviewers, guests, anime celebrities and party crashers)
Guests: "WOOHOO! PARTY!"
Yusuke: XX "I-itai."
Koenma: "Quick! Everyone to your stations! Yusuke, get up! Where the hell is Kurama?"
Kurama: (appears with a pink apron on, red oven mitts, his hair in a ponytail and a tray of brownies) " Who wants brownies?"
Some Chick, Kurama-freak and Kurama Fangirls: (stars in eyes) "WE DO!" (rush over to Kurama) "Anything Kurama makes is wonderful!"
Angelic Curse: (at hugging booth) "Where's Hiei? I want an autograph!" (whines)
Animeluver1717: "There he is!" (points to Hiei sneaking off)
Hiei: (in mid crouch position) "Uh-oh." 00
Mystic Elf and Hiei fangirls: "GET HIM!" (chases after Hiei)
Yusuke: (laughing) "Run Hiei! Run!"
Little Sakura 87 and Yusuke fangirls: (seductively) "Oh Yusuke!" We're lonely! Come join us!" (giggle)
Yusuke: 3 3 (slicks hair back some more) "Hell-o ladies!"
Keiko: (infuriated) "YUSUKE, YOU JERK!"
Shizuru: "Here Keiko, have some saké." (hands Keiko a jug)
Keiko: (downs it) "I feel better." (slight pink tinge across cheeks)
Everyone else: 00
Random partycrasher: "We need music!"
Little Sakura 87- (gasp) "My mariachi band!" (turns to mariachi band) "Start the music!"
Mariachi band: (plays tune)
Everyone: (starts dancing)
Kuwabara: "Won't anyone dance with me?"
Fabio: "I challenge you to a dance off!"
Everyone: "Oooooo."
Kuwabara: (stupidty getting the best of him) "I accept your challenge!"
Eyeofthetigerkissofthedragon: "Dance! Dance! Dance!"
Yumi-chan "Wait! What about the authoress?"
( A figure walks on stage and grabs the mike)
Me: "I'M BAAACK!"
Everyone: (cheers, whistles, claps- you don't have to lol)
Me: "It's good to be back! First off- to all my reviewers, fans, friends and supporters: thanks. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here. I LOVE YOU! (ceiling opens and drops loads of YYH merchandise)
Me: "Second- some content may or may not have offended you. If you were offended by anything I'm sorry. ON WITH THE PARTY!"
Yusuke: "DANCE OFF!"
DJ: (pits on Run It by Chris Brown) "Up first is Kuwabara!"
Kuwabara: (drops to the floor, worms it, finishes with one hand handstand)
Fabio: ("runs it", brushes dirt off shoulder, backflips and splits)
Men: "Ouch."
Kuwabara: (slightly intimidated) 'Here goes.' (Beyoncé booty shake, spins into a moonwalk, handwalks towards Fabio)
DJ: (changed song to Girl by Beck)
Yusuke: (whispers to Botan) "Why did Kuwabara just dance like a girl?"
Botan: "I taught him!"
Yusuke: 00
Fabio: (does the robot, the twist and walks like an Egyptian)
Crowd: "Ooooo."
Fabio: "Beat that Kuwabara!"
Kuwabara: (claps his hands, does some disco moves, runs and slides up to Fabio, shaking his torso –Greece style-)
DJ: "Woa-ho-ho!" He said bring it! Let's turn this up!" (Battle without Honor or Humanity from the Kill Bill Soundtrack comes on)
Fabio: "Oh, it's on." (nods head, then proceed to do a matrix move –imagine Neo dodging bullets-. Switches to Crane Kung Fu position and does a high kick. Finishes by swishing his long hair.)
Fabio Fangirls: "OH FABIO!" (faint)
DJ: (changes song to Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake)
Kuwabara: "I'm bringing sexy back!" (robots, mimes, twerks to the floor, pops up, backflips, hand jives, runs up a wall, flips, lands on hands, headpsins)
Fabio: (in shock)
DJ: "Kuwabara wins!"
Crowd: (cheer) "Woohoo! Kuwabara!"
The Yu Yu Gang: 00 (scared, jaws at floor)
Me: " Who knew that Kuwabara can dance. And now, for the cosplay contest!"
Cosplay Enthusiast: "YES!"
Yumi-chan, Hiei-stalker and Tsuiraku Tanrei: (line up on stage)
Shadow 666: " Here's the rules. You can either cosplay as an original character or a character from your favorite anime –duh-. If you win, you can star in the second series of PUNK'D"
Reviewers: "Yay!"
Me: " I know I promised before, but this party is the closing chapter. So you can all star in the second series and even help prank the victims if you want!"
Koenma: "And now for the contest!"
(Each cosplayer comes on stage individually and quotes their character)
Koenma: "And now for the winners!"
Contestants: (fingers crossed)
Samuraiduck27: "Can I help?"
Koenma: "Sure!"
Samuraiduck27: " The winner for best original cosplayer is…Yumi-chan as Yumi-chan!"
Yumi-chan: (smiles, walks off stage, receives prize)
Samuraiduck27: "The winner for best male cosplay goes to… Hiei-Stalker!"
Hiei-Stalker: "Yes!" (walks off stage, receives prize)
Samuraiduck27: "And last but not least, the winner for best female cosplay. Tsuiraku Tanrei!"
Tsuiraku Tanrei: "OMG! I WON! I WON!" (jumps off stage, receives prize)
Me: "And now, the moment all you reviewers have been waiting for! THE RAFFLE! But first, let's enjoy all the wonderful things are awesomenessest reviewers have brought!"
Me: (goes up to Little Sakura 87, anime luver 1717, Shadow 666, Some Chick, Tsuiraku Tanrei, Yin+Yang4ever, Angelic Curse, HieiStalker, Samurai-duck27,Yumi-chan, Kurama-freak and Mystic Elf) "HEY YOU GUYS! Thanks so much for all the food. It's a big hit! Oh, and good luck on the raffle."
Yumi-chan: "And now, for the raffle. And our winner is-" (rummages through bag) "- ANIMELUVER1717! You win a date with Hiei!"
Animeluver1717: "I won? Yes! Hiei, you're mine!" (fire in eyes)
Hiei: o0 "Help me."
Shadow 666 and other raffle contestants: "Awe man. I wanted to win!"
Me: "Don't worry! You'll get goody bags on the way home!"
Yin+Yang4Ever: " I can live with goody bags."
Koenma: (appears) " And now, we will entertain you with a magic show while we prepare the final performance."
Crowd: "Yay! A magic show!" (turns to stage)
Yusuke: (appears on stage in tophat, tuxedo, crimson cloak and fake moustache) "Hallo my friendz. I am ze great, ze SEXIFUL, magician Yusuke!"
Crowd: (cheers, claps)
Yusuke: " And zis-" (pulls Little Sakura 87 onto stage) "is my beautiful assistant!" (taps his hand, bouquet of flowers appear, tosses into crowd)
Crowd: (fights for flowers)
YuL: (emerges victorious) "Now I can start an asian flower shop!" (cackles evilly)
Yusuke: "For my first trick, I vill pull a fox out of my hat." (taps hat three times, pulls Youko's head up, up not out)
Yumi-chan and Youko fans: "KYAAA! He's been beheaded!" (faint)
Youko: (pulls himself out of the little hat) "BEHOLD MY SEXINESS!"
Fainted fans: (revived) "WE DO! WE DO!"
Youko: (exits stage)
Yusuke: " For ze next act, I vill create rain with ze help of my friendz, the Koorime siblingz!"
Hiei & Yukina: (appear on stage)
Yukina: (closes eyes and lowers temperature of room, creates snow)
Audience: "Ooooo. Snow!"
Yusuke: " And now, for ze rain!" (evil grin)
Hiei: (increases ki, causing snow to melt)
Audience: "KYAAA! We're getting soaked!"
Yusuke: "As my lovely assistant passes out towels to dry yourselves, Botan here will put on a quick performance."
Botan: (appears on stage in usual kimono) "Cue the music!"
DJ: (puts on Spice World by the Spice Girls) –just to Spice things up, LoL, couldn't resist-
Botan: (dances around to music then pulls a curtain around her)( in less than a second, the curtain drops) (Botan is in a school uniform)
YuL: "OMG! Quickchange!"
Audience: "Ooooooooo" –like the martians from Toy Story-
Botan: (dances with a hula hoop that has ribbons attached. Passes through hoop, comes out in baseball uniform)
Audience: "Nice, nice."
Botan: (pretends to hit a home run)
Hiei: (surrounds Botan with fire)
Koenma: (puts fire out with bucket of water)
Botan: (appears in pink bikini)
Men: "Oh….baby."
Botan: (bellydances)
Audience: "JEALOUS!"
Kuwabara: (covers stage in confetti and balloons)
Botan: (has the Japanese flag around her toga style) "THANK YOU FOR WATCHING!
Yu Yu Gang: (appear on stage, bow)
(Stage goes dark)
Me: "Whaa? The lights?"
Guests: "Kyaaaa! Darkness!"
Koenma: (appears) "And now a special surprise. A final performance for the authoress and reviewers!"
Reviewers: (cheer) "YEA!"
The Yu Yu Detectives + Koenma: (appear on stage in their signature colors, backs toward the crowd)
DJ: (starts the music)
The YYD + K: (turn around and start singing at "It's tearin' up my heart")
Random NSYNC fan: "OLD SCHOOL PARTY!"
The Boys: (break apart and do solo parts)
Yusuke: "Baby I don't understand, just why we can't be lovers" ( winks at crowd) "Things are getting out of hand, trying too much, but baby we can't win." ( touches fans hands, fans faint)
Kuwabara: "Let it go. If you want me girl,l et me know. I am down, on my knees." (falls to knees) "I can't take it anymore" (flashes smile, cricket)
(CHORUS)
Hiei: "Baby don't misunderstand." ( points to random girl) "What I'm trying to tell ya. In the corner of my mind, baby it feels like we're running out of time." ( smirks)
Hiei fans: "Kyaaa! Hiei no sugoi!"
Kurama: "Let it go. If you want me girl let me know. I am down, on my knees." ( falls to floor on knees, Kurama fan girls start to cry) " I can't take it anymore" ( whips hair)
Kurama fans: (faint)
(CHORUS)
Koenma: "Tearin up my heart and soul. We're apart I feel it too." (does hand motions) " And no matter what I do, I feel the pain, with or without you." ( sad smile)
Koenma fans: "WOOHOO!"
Crazed Koenma fans: " KOENMA! HAVE MY BABIES!"
The Boys: ( sing as a group again, finish song)
(Ends in poses and smiles)
Audience: (screams) "WOOOOHOOOO! GO YYH BOYS!
Yusuke: (bows) "Thank you, thank you."
Kurama: " And that about wraps up this part."
Hiei: "Exits are indicated by the YYH girls in bikinis."
Koenma: "Don't forget to pick up your "awesomenessest" gift from Gabby."
Kuwabara: "Anyone want a kiss?"
Yaoi/ Shonen-ai fan with an obsession for Kuwabara: " I do…Kazuma." (giggle)
Kuwabara: " AHHH! Dude, you're scary. Get away!" (runs)
Me: (at exit, not in bikini) " Here's your gifts! Thanks for coming! Hope you enjoyed the party!" (hands out backpacks)
Yumi-chan: "Backpacks?"
Me: "Open them silly!"
Guests (aka you guys): (open them) "SWEET!"
(Backpacks are loaded with whatever YYH merchandise you want)
The entire PUNK"D cast and crew: "GOODBYE! Thanks for coming! See you next season!" (wave)
