The fantom was in his dunjin wen suddenly he herd teh most beutifull singing!11!
"AAANNGEELLL OF MUUUSSSSIIICCCC LAH LAH LAH LAH LAAAAHHHHHH!" it wsa the most bootiful singing he had ever herd it was lyk a swan on a wintor breese. All the sudden he forgat aboot Christine n went up the elevaytir to c who was sanging so pritily!1!
thar he saw a lurvely gurl dressed in pink n red lyk a valyntine she had black hare n her dress was pink n red lyk a valyntine. The fantom feel in luv instantlie like eezy bake but nu she culd neva luv him cuz he was a fugly phreek. Well you be mah angel ob musik? says teh fantom. cause you ar so bootifol and sexy n perfecal much more bootiful than christine is said the fantom of the oprah.
"no bitch becuz i am avril lavigne n u r not goffique enuff' says avril looking perfecal in the stage lites like an elfish princes' wuld u lyk to here some rel musik not that oprah shit?"
'yea my musik is shit ok show me ur musik angle of musik," the fantom confesed. This gurl was so intiristin so unlyk that fugly bitch Christine. "show me how t rly sing!'
"no bitch becuz i am avril lavigne n u r not goffique enuff' says avril looking perfecal in the stage lites like an elfish princes' wuld u lyk to here some rel musik not that oprah shit?"
'yea my musik is shit ok show me ur musik angle of musik," the fantom confesed. This gurl was so intiristin so unlyk that fugly bitch Christine. "show me how t rly sing!'
my god,tought the fantom of the oprah. Tis is so beautiful! Wut was I doin w/ all this oprah shit? I sing lyk a dying rob Schneider FFFUUKKKKKKKK
How did I became mor gwathic? thot teh fandom? I news! he sid. THE FAntom put on some relly dark n gowtic makeup so he lookef all gwathic n cool liek a gothic elvef. than he got all deprs5ed n shit . than he dyeded hies hair a hawt pink colarr liek a flaminga on crack!
I'am going an join a kewl band a make teh bootiful musik so avil will love me then I sae the ban my chemical romance and they WAs singing UmmmBOP DUWOP
umBOP!
howeva, teh musik started to mayk him RELLY depresed so he took out his pink razor n started to cutt himself! "AVRIL DONT LYK ME MY FAYCE IS ALL FUCKED UP IM FUGLY WAAAAAAHHHHHHH IM SPIRALLING INTO A DARK ABISS LIKE SULFR ANN SHADOWED NOBODY LUVS ME!11
Avil saw he cryin an she wuz liek ew shut up you ugly fuk! go killl yoursef you fugly defomed bastard!1111
MAdam currry LOLOLOOLO! becuas she was BEYOCTH!
teh fantoms blood spurted hear thar EVARYWARE all ovar avril. sudenly christine ran in screeming 'GERARD GERARD WUT R U DOING!' 'shut up beeyotch u dont understend me at all:P!" teh fantom screemed
I'lll luv you ifi u will be mah bitcha bitcha bitch!sais Rolua! ok says christiene no you dumb bitch i mean teh fandom! The fantom just shook his ead "I hait u now Chwistine u fugly bitch u neva undastood me Im so mizzundastood u r a prep"
Suddenly Christie rellized that she was the biggest mary sue in all of
Historie and a big prep n diddin undastood the fantom at all like me becuz the FANTOM LUVS ME N ME ALOAN! Ne way, so she took gerard's razor n cut her skinny pail rists n the blood spurted all ova her pink dres until she dyed in a bloody gorie mess wit her guts spiling outta her mouf
"LOL!11! said raul.Teh fantom gathered up christine corpse n sid im gonna hav a BBQ LLLOLOOAO! cuz he wuz a gothic an gawthix r vampires n shit! Madam furry LOLOLOLOLD! cuz she wuz sill a BITCH!1111!1
avril lavinge wsa relly impresed by all tis but seh nu la fantome wasnt goffix enuff yet not like panic! at the disco her loinies screemed like phat bebbies fur gerards tuch but she nu she had to test him so she said fuk u n went off
gerard nu the only way to becum goffique wsa to becum a part of a emo band so he decided to twavel to amerika to join my chemical romance
