Teh fandom of teh opra needed away to gets to amirika so's he can became teh rock star he go on teh airplanean all the ppl ignord him so he starte to cry WHYDOES NOBDY LUVME IMSOTHE TORYUREWHYIMISOFUGLYYY! thin he tool out his razzorrr blade an cut n' cutn'cut some more!24 it's makes all the badbadpainz go away! he songed. I was so sorry for the phantum cuz he was so sad I want some peanutswhere R MAH PEANURTS than I cut muh rist!
den samuel l jakson come on teh plane n he was all lyk 'TEHRE R MOTHAFUGGIN SNAYKZ ON DIS MOTHAFUGGIN PLAYN' n teh fantom got bitted n he whyned lyk a bitcvh n cryed n cryed n allmost DIED but tehn he diddin n he caym to amrika. but first he beat teh flyght atendant for no peenutz Thim teh fando sid i needs to go to teh aidition to becum i star he wento this childen aodition AnD teh guy wuz liek WTYF IS THAT SHIT GTFU!FUCKER then teh phantun took out his omg gawthic! rassor blade and kilt teh dude and then cut sum morge 1st no penurtz an noe dis he squeed.
marylin mannsin saw tis n waz lyk 'hm dis guy is SMEXXIE' sos he callz up his best palz from chemical romanse n sayzz "IWANNA TAPP TAT SHIITE PUIT HIM IN UR BAND' n my chemmie rommie is lyk 'ok anyting for you master'
so teh fantom becum big rock star n he go to lotz concertz n had smex with mm. so tis 1 nite they were getin all hott n shit n ten marlyinz all lyk "I AM MURE HARDKORE THEN U! I M SOOOOOOOO KEWLIOS CUZ IM A NONCORFIMSIT'and teh fantome
is all lyk 'FUKK U BITCH' n ten he KILLZ MARLYIN MANSON BY TERRING OUT HIS THROTE WIT HIS TEEEEEETH! "AAAAARRRGFDGDDGSFGSDGFDGDF!' screemz gerard buttler his face coiveered in BLOODY BLOOD tat was red like BLOOD it wsa so bloodie!1111!1111112
dhem lesstat OMGBUTRAPED teh fadom n had teh HOTBUTTSEXXORS with he an they had sex! THethe fatdom woke up and he wuz ZOMGAVANPIRE!11111 them he saw di hawt ladi and was liek git im mah belllly! an she Wuz all no and then he sad cAN I dRink ur blood ann she sid OK thAN he drink her red salty reddidh red blood than he KILLEDED THE BITCHY SLUT Thin He 8 her SKINS!
so teh fantom was all lyk POPULOR n shit so he gotz up on the daly show n iz lyk
I LYK SEX N DRUGS SEX N DRUGS NOW DUN U LYK SEX N DRUGS CUZ I LYK SEX N DRUGS? SEX N DRUGS SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA BOOM BOOM BOP! SEX N DRUGS N AIDS ARE SUPER FLY MA FLY BRICK BOOS N MY JIGGA BRUTHAS SO LETZ ALL DO SMEXY DRUGS! BOOM CHICKA WOW WOW! EVARY NITE IN MY DREEMZ I SEE U I FEEL U...GIVVING ME SMEX N DRUGZ! COCAYNE IS GRRRRRREAT!'
