Author's Notes: Ahhh..the long awaited (yeah right) sequel to 'If I Were Gay'! I know you were all waiting on pins and needles for it... . Haha, really I don't know what happened to get me all sorts of inspired to write this. It was truly only going to be a few paragraphs (which is what it is... but it was going to be SHORTER) but I guess it uhh...didn't work out like that. You know how it goes. Anyways... I give you:
If I Were Gay: The Morning After
By: Chibiukyou
Yohji woke early the next morning with a killer headache. With a groan, he shaded his eyes with his arm, trying to shut out all of the too bright lights and the too loud sounds.
"Just kill me now and get it over with. God, I swear I'll never drink again, just make it go away." God, of course, ignored him because it was a plea Yohji had made after every night of heavy drinking before promptly going out and getting entirely too drunk again. Florists just weren't very reliable.
In the midst of contemplating the pros and cons of just dying right there or suffering through the agony, it dawned on him that he was not in his own bed. The fact that he was naked didn't surprise him since he always slept in the nude. His sheets, however, were most definately not that rough, being made of silk and satin for the ladies' (and his own) comfort. Peeling his arm away from his face, Yohji risked a glance around the room before the glaring light forced him to recover his face with a hiss. Yep, he was right. Definately not his bed and most definately not his room. In fact, as he thought further on it while trying to still his roiling stomach, the room looked remarkably like Aya's.
'What in the world am I doing in Aya's room!' He thought desperately, hoping that he hadn't done anything stupid like gotten too drunk and kicked Aya out of his bed. 'He's going to kill me! I am so dead. There goes the debate.' Resigning himself to his fate, he bared his eyes, squinting into the light and started to sit up only to flop back down as a new pain overtook the one in his head. His ass hurt like nothing he had ever felt before and he couldn't, for the life of him, remember why. 'Hangover and ass pains... great. I really am never drinking again...what did I do? Sit on a pole!' Right as he thought that, a small movement to his left caused him to freeze and his eyes widen in a horrified gaze.
Staring at the disheveled red head just waking up in the bed next to him, all the events of the previous night came flooding back. 'Oh god... we didn't... no, not possible.' But it was all making sense now; why he was in Aya's bed, why his ass hurt ('I can't believe I was bottom!').
"Yohji... you had better have an explanation as to why you're in my bed. And it had better be a really good one." Aya all but growled out, yanking the sheets and blankets more closely around him. Yohji could only guess that he was naked under there too, and had to fight off the sudden urge to wriggle under there and see for himself.
"Hey, don't try to blame this all on me buddy. You were the one singing." Not much of an explanation, but as Aya's expression changed from angry to horrified and a blush started to creep up his cheeks, Yohji knew that he had remembered too.
"You mean... you...me..." This blushing, stuttering Aya was just too cute and Yohji couldn't help but chuckle (to himself, of course) at his bedmate. Perhaps seeing the amusement in Yohji's face, Aya suddenly cleared his throat and continued in a more normal voice, a tone of authority ringing in the words. "Regardless of what happened between the two of us, and it will never happen again, it is never to be spoken of again and as far as we're concerned, it never happened." His eyes held the promise of death if Omi or Ken or hell, even the plants were to hear of the two of them getting together and screwing like a pair of drunken rabbits.
The imagery his mind created at that last thought was just too much for Yohji, and with the memory of last night fresh in his mind and temptation so close at hand, he gave into his urge and dove under the blankets.
"Yohji! What are you doing! Yohj...oh..."
Owari
