A/N: God, I totally set myself up. Eighty seven questions? At least I had the first couple already written. Well, so many people said that they wanted to know the other questions Lorelai had asked, so I decided to write a list. But my creative genius couldn't come up with eighty seven, so I made this the abridged version. Not quite eighty seven questions. More like 25. Hope you're all satisfied. :D

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The Questions of Lorelai Gilmore (The Abridged Version)

1) Hey, Luke, what's your middle name?

2) Tell me about your family.

3) Why is your coffee always better than mine, huh? Don't I deserve to be able to make good coffee?

4) How is it that you manage to always be the right height, even when I'm in heels? It's not natural, Luke, it's really not.

5) I want to know about your eyes, Luke. I'm not sure what I want to know. Just tell me something, and I'll see if that's it.

6) Why do you put up with all my stupid whining?

7) Why do you fix my house without taking money? It's not very economic, you know.

8) Why do you care about my coffee drinking habits? I probably keep you in business.

9) Why do you insist on wearing flannel? I mean, I know it's good for insulation and all, but it's really not a great fashion statement.

17) Why, Luke, why don't you have danishes every day of the week? You should have danishes every day.

29) What kind of music do you like?

30) You don't like reggae, do you? Cause that would just be too weird.

41) When was the last time you shaved your face completely? I mean, that stubble thing works for you, don't get me wrong. I was just wondering.

52) Why don't you eat brownies? What did they ever do to you?

53) Can you bake 'special brownies'? You know, the ones with pot in them?

54) Did you ever smoke pot?

55) Will you please not punch me in the face the next time you see me for asking you that? That would be awfully nice of you. Thanks.

56) So, we've established you're not a druggie? But what other kinds of trouble have you been in? You diner owners are a dangerous bunch.

69) Have you ever been arrested? Wait, what am I saying? Of course you haven't. You're you.

75) Hey, have you ever read People Magazine? Because there was this article about upcoming trends in fashion and somebody wrote about flannel and I'm getting off track.

76) But seriously, Luke, have you ever read People Magazine? I think you'd like it.

81) Why won't you put curtains in the diner? They would look so pretty, Luke. And I mean pretty in the manliest possible way.

85) What are you still doing here, Luke? What does this town have for you? Why haven't you left here to find something better? Or is this what you really want?

86) What do you really want? I can never tell. Or maybe I can. And I think that maybe, that's why I'm writing you this letter.

87) Why do you love me, Luke? It sounds stupid, I know, but I just need to know why.