Hi, welcome back. Before I write anymore of these random stuff (and continue work on my other stories) I need five reviews for each story you want me to continue. I would like to continue this one anyway, but I need the reviews. Today, Kira was going to do the disclaimer, but since he is in the bathroom and he ate my beloved eight ball, Dearka will do it.

Dearka: She does not, will not, should not, still doesn't and would never have the chance to own us. If she did, I would hate to see what happens!

TSA: Lots more MuxMurrue screen time, Yzak gets a girlfriend, Kira died, Athrun and Lacus became a couple again and Nicol returned (I love Nicol!)

Yzak: I am happy being single... really (sweat drop)

Dearka: Uh huh... yep... anyway, todays second chapter to this story is called The Eight Ball and the Egg and Spoon Race. Let us begin...


Kira finally realised Lacus wasn't there (after many shouts of "Where is Lacus" and the time space of three hours). But that flew right over his head and he began thinking of a game they could play.

"I know!" Kira stood up from his place on the couch and yelled.

"Where Lacus is?" Athrun shouted back.

"No, what we can play so we aren't so bored!" (sweat drop, followed by a pregnant silence) "Let us have an Egg and Spoon Race!"

At these small words Athrun screamed (like a girly-man at that), Dearka pulled out some of his hair, Yzak fell on top of Milly and accidentaly kissed her and Nicol threw himself (or drove himself) off of the nearest cliff. I don't know which one he did, I didn't bother to ask...

"Anything but that!" Yzak snapped as she got off of Milly. "The last time we did that it went... wrong! Athrun kept dropping the egg, Rusty kept eating the egg, Nicol was afraid of the egg and kept saying it was out to get him, Miguel used the egg to enchant some geese so they chased us, Dearka cooked the egg on his forehead and I had a bad case of hives, for I am allergic to eggs!" That long winded story obviously meant a "NO!" for Kira's idea. Poor Kira... (but he decided to get revenge... eventually)


With Lacus...

She had arrived at Chairman Zala's mansion and was on his way to see him. People kept telling her she should go in to his room, but she didn't care. If he was plotting something else evil, she would be there to stop it. She opened the door to find Mister Zala, in a tutu, singing "I Feel Pretty" If that was enough of a shock to poor Lacus, when he stopped he began going on about how he was a pretty princess. Lacus couldn't help but wonder if this was where Athrun got his stupidity from. She closed the door and made her way back to Kira's, which by random placement on the set to save money (and a random thing that the tornado from Kansas, that was dropping by, did), was next door.


At Kira's...

Lacus entered through the front door to many gasps. Everyone (I mean Nicol, Flay, Murrue, Mu, Yzak, Athrun, Cagalli, Rau, Andy, Milly, Dearka, Sai, Natarle and Mr. Murdoch) was playing...? Truth or Dare? Lacus' big-time worst enemy. She turned around and walked straight out of the door again, not wanting to know what the others were gasping about. She just wanted to jump off a cliff (which for the same reasons as Kira's house and the Zala mansion being placed next door to each other, the cliff was on the other side of Kira's house)

Everyone had gasped becuase they had learnt what scared Yzak Joule MOST in the world. It was... can openers.

"You, the great Yzak Joule, are scared of can openers!" Flay said. It was a statement, not a question.

"Shaddup!" yelled Yzak as he hit Flay over the head with a spatula (O.o wtf?)... that he got from... somewhere?...

"Flays new biggest fear in the world is SPATULAS! And when she wakes up she will go to a mall and buy lots of shoes!" Dearka whispered in her ear, this was going to be good! And funny... (Do voodoo enchantments work?)

TO BE CONTINUED


Well, my second chapter in a day! I didn't make this one funny enough, but hey, I tried. They (the chapters) will now officially tie onto each other. Please tell me if there is spelling mistakes, I have a 98 point average in English this semester so far, and I would like to keep it. This is my work and thanks to my new and sparkly authors artistic lisence, I can do whatever. Oh, my chapters for this story will tie on to each other. I am repetitive. I have a new fave saying (it is a rap)

"And my friend said 'Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!' And he was repetitive jerk, so I shot him!

Go me, I shot Michael Jackson! Please R&R, I don't get enough.


Next time on The Philosophy of the Sugar-High Rampage:

Nicol makes some kitten an orphan, Dearka gets his drivers lisence, Yzak kisses Flays shoes, Lacus gets out of hospital, Mu admits his feeling to Natarle and there is a l o n g conversation about green tea and cement (and how you shouldn't eat either). Oh, and the EGGS REVENGE takes place in chapter Five: What Do You Do When EGGS Are In Your Coffee? (Guess what Kira does with the EGGS to crush Yzak's last nerve, or last sanitation life line)

Next time. Chapter Three: What Does The Eight Ball Have to Do With Tea and Cement?

See you when I get five reviews!