I have updated this mad story! Yay for me!
Today the disclaimer is done by... drumroll... Athrun!
Athrun: She doesn't own us, it or them, so get over it!
Me: Never I am too sad at the fact I don't own you it or them!
Athrun: Please grow up! Anyway, if she did own it would she writing fanfics? Put two and two together peoples!
Me: And you always get on fingers.: you mean four.
Me: Nope, ten! That is the wonder of chemistry. It is a class you take in highschool and realise that two and two is ten or something:.starry-eyed.:
Athrun: Well, yes, whatever.
Me:.stopped being starry-eyed and became serious in the space of three seconds.: Anyway, this is going to be random so with out further ado, let us begin (again)
What Does The Eight-Ball Have to Do With Tea and Cement
Nicol was sitting at a table. Not just any table, but a blue one with purple spots.
"Why does this table have purple spots?" Nicol asked. Cagalli looked at him wierdly.
"Guys, Nicol got into the alchohol again!" she shouted. Everyone stopped and Yzak began to run around screaming!
" Nicol... drunk? The apocalypse is comeing! Where are the four horsemen?"
"Three are here but the fourth one had to stop to get a hamburger" Dearka chuckled at his friends out there crazy-ness.
Yzak continued to run around screaming, not taking his friends joke. Then he did something so horrible that no-one wanted to know.
HE KISSED FLAY'S SHOES!
"Ahhhhhhh" screamed Flay. "You ruined my shoes!"
Nicol, without anyone noticing, went outside into his car. He was still drunk so it wasn't a good idea for him to be driving. But anyway, he drove of the cliff next door (yes, I am sure he drove!)
Then a representitive of the Cat liberal party came to the front door.
"Excuse me!" a big and hairy cat called above the noise. "But one of your friends just drove off a cliff and in doing so killed the Cat President. His children are suing you and I have to take one of you in to custody!" Milly pushed Flay with the cat and everything was mildly sane again. That was, until Yzak realised a cat had been talking and jumped out a window.
"Idiot," said Cagalli. "This is only the first floor.
Then who should arrive but Lacus, fresh out of the hospital/insane assylum.
"Hello guys!" Lacus said, before she put her head through a coffee table.
"A drunk Lacus! It's the end of the world!" Dearka screamed, then he jumped out the window, crushed a crippled Yzak, and ran all the way to the driving school so he could drive off of the earth.
To change the subject Mu decided he shoudl admit his feelings to the one he loves.
"Would you marry me... Natarle?" he asked as Murrue sudden;y keeled over and died.
"Yes" said Natarle and they had a really short weding and went to the Driving school for their honeymoon.
People were really scared and Murrue's courpse smelt really bad, so the burried her in the backyard.
Kira made himself a snack and then ran to the bathroom. "What'd he eat now?" wondered Cagalli out loud.
"Green tea bags and cement" said Dearka who came back from the driving school hlding his license. Dearka was pointing at the plate Kira had eaten off of.
"HE TOOK A BITE OUT OF THE PLATE TOO" Cagalli screamed. "HE WILL BE PAYING FOR A NEW ONE!"
"Calm down Cagalli!" Athrun said as a flying shoe hit him in the head. Athrun fainted.
"You should eat Green Tea and Cement, you shouldn't even had spent, so much money on that stupid flam, I do not like them Sam I Am" Dearka began to sing.
"Well, thats random!" Orga run into the glass door yelling.
"I thought he died!" said Athrun just after he woke up and fainted again.
What in the name of... hey... let go... stop...
"And now we will end this story because 1)Kira had finished throwing up 2)Orga has stolen my line 3) Cagalli is throwing a tantrum 4) Yzak is throwing a hissy fit 5)Murrue is throwing up daisies 6)Natarle and Mu are doing... something I don't want to know 7) I am narating 8) Flay will die and 9)Athrun is knocked out. I see that a fine reaosn to end it here" Dearka smiled that smile that went 'GLEAM' 'sparkle-sparkle' 'GLEAM' and gave it the thumbs up.
THE END for now...
Me:I did it! I have updated three stories today. Thank you to Jinxie-the-Thief my only faithful reviewer. Please R&R.
TSA
Next time on The Philosophy of a Sugar-High Rampage:
Kira eats chicken poo, Yzak sings, Dearka flies to the moon to become the first man on the moon, Mr. Pink goes plaid, Nicol comes back to life, everyone has a big disscussion on bringing people back from the dead, Flay goes to a place beyond Hell, Murrue LIVES, Mu is killed in an aeroplane accident, Natarle goes back to being dead, Athrun plays piano and Lacus joins the RSPCA for no apparent reason. Oh and Kira buys another eight-ball! Dun-dun-dun...
Chapter 4: EightBall the Second and God the Goth Bag of Chicken POO
