A/N: Here's Chapter 8
Chapter 8: Re-Trial
(Courthouse)
"Okay, in light of recent events, I call Twilight's friends to take the stand." Said Discord.
Ghost Rarity takes the stand.
"When I asked Twilight to fetch me a Bluetooth speaker, I didn't explain what it was. Had I explained what it was, she wouldn't have confused my toaster for it and accidentally electrocuted me." Said Rarity.
Ghost AppleJack takes the stand.
"I was so focused on getting my neighbor's rubber balls out of my field, I left the keys in the ignition while the engine was still running. Had I taken the keys out, Twilight wouldn't have accidentally killed me." Explained AppleJack.
Ghost Rainbow Dash takes the stand.
"I was so busy picking up my vitamins that…" Everyone has a Really? expression. "...AND PORN, that I didn't tell Twilight that rat poison also Kills people. Had I told her that, she wouldn't have put rat poison in my protein shake to keep the rats away." Explained Rainbow Dash.
Ghost Fluttershy takes the stand.
"I was so busy trying to get those wolves to go Vegan, I didn't tell Twilight that one bunny wouldn't be enough to feed the pack. Had I told her that she wouldn't have thought they were full nor would she have thrown me into the wolf pit." Explained Fluttershy.
Ghost Sunset Shimmer took the stand.
"After serving Twilight some cooled soul, she wanted to return the favor. I was out of clean bowls but I also didn't tell her the rest of the soup was still hot. Had I told her that, she wouldn't have shoved my face into the soup, blinding me and having me accidentally pull the towel with sharp knives into my face." Explained Sunset Shimmer.
Ghost Pinkie Pie takes the stand.
"I was so Hellbent on forcing my Oompa Loompas to work and finishing my chocolate transformation machine, I didn't tell Twilight not to push the button until I got out of the machine. Had I told her to wait, she wouldn't have turned me into chocolate." Explained Pinkie Pie.
"Well this is eye-opening." Said Discord.
"If anyone is to blame for our deaths, it's us. Please let Twilight go." Said Ghost Sunset Shimmer.
"I OBJECT! Accident or not, Twilight still killed them!" Said Cinch.
"ORDER!" Said Discord.
The jury reaches the verdict.
"Since the ghosts of the deceased have provided vital evidence to the cause of their deaths, the jury finds Twilight Sparkle not guilty." Said Discord.
The ghosts, their families and even Celestia cheer for Twilight.
"Grrrrr you may have won this round Twilight, but I still have my reputation." Growled Cinch.
A lit lightbulb appeared above Twilight's Head.
"You tried to rape me with your PeePee!" Said Twilight.
Everyone in the courthouse gasped.
"...Is this…..true?" Asked a stunned Discord.
"Oh no no no not at all! I would never try and rape someone! I don't even have a Penis!" Giggled Cinch.
"That's not what happened…." Said Twilight.
"Now look, we're all exhausted from this trial but everything has been resolved!" To Twilight. "Listen Sparkle if you pursue this you'll never eat another Tendie ever…" Threatened Cinch.
"Lies! She tried to violate my baby when her guards pinned us down!" Said Celestia.
"Look Celestia, your daughter was found not guilty and this case has already gone on for too long! And please stop accusing me of having certain body parts I obviously do not have!" Said Cinch.
"Oh yeah? Then explain this!" Twilight tore the distracted Cinch's skirt off. And since the latter forgot to put her panties back on, her blurred out penis and testicles were exposed.
Twilight held the ruined skirt up like a trophy while belting out a war/victory cry.
"AAAAH! I can explain!" She tries to cover with one hand and tries to get her skirt back with the other.
"That's for trying to rape me earlier!" Said Twilight.
The courthouse is enraged at Cinch.
"Guards! Seize Cinch!" Said Discord.
Twilight sues Cinch for everything she's worth and wins.
(After the case)
"Mommy we won a gazillion dollars!" Said Twilight.
"Yes Baby we did!" They hug.
Twilight's ghost friends show up.
"Congrats Twilight! The girls and I are having our funerals today and we were wondering if you would like to give our Eulogies?" Asked Sunset Shimmer.
"Why yes, thanks girls!" Smiled Twilight.
(Funerals.)
Twilight is wearing a black bicycle helmet and gives the Eulogies, her friends are wearing Pro-Twilight foam fingers and displaying Pro-Twilight signs.
"Rarity was a girl who loved to dress fancy even as she chased my booty, AppleJack loved to drive tractors while cursing, Rainbow Dash loved to skate while looking at naked girls on the Net like a horny teenage boy no pedo, Fluttershy loved animals like the hairy puppies that ate her, Sunset Shimmer loved looking after me like I was her little sister and Pinkie Pie loved making me chocolate even at the expense of forced labor. I know my "Sorries" won't bring you back, but it will show that I regret my bad doings and hopefully not repeat them. May you all enjoy Tendies and even plant based Tendies for Fluttershy in the big Tendies store in the sky." Twilight Said misty-eyed and blew her nose in a hanky.
Her friends cheer her on.
Twilight went Trick-or-Treating dressed as a female version of TOM from Toonami, got a lot of candy with Tendies, had an awesome Thanksgiving, a magical Christmas and a massive New Years Eve party.
(School)
"But Mommy why do I gotta go to community college?" Asked Twilight.
"Because there are some things I can't homeschool you on. Have a great day." She drops her off.
Twilight enters a room, Cheerilee is teaching.
"Alright you little shits, we have a new student today named Twilight Sparkle." She Said un-enthusiastically.
"Hi everyone my name is Twilight Sparkle." Said Twilight.
"Care to say something about yourself?" Asked Cherrilee
"Uh I love Tendies and my Mommy says I'm a very good girl." She Smiled.
"Okay Good now please take your seat and oh yes I almost forgot we have another new student."
(Outside)
SML piano notes play.
"Hey Mommy and Daddy, why am I going to a new school?" Asked a boy wearing a helmet, diaper, a pencil up his nose and a yellow shirt saying Jeffy.
"Well Jeffy, Daddy and I decided that this school had better accommodations for you." Said Rosalina.
"Like when you ruined Logan's YouTube Channel Jeffy!" Said Mario.
"Mario!" Said Rosalina.
"But Daddy, Nintendo threatened to sue because Logan was selling products of you and Mommy due to the ad-pocolypse." Said Jeffy.
"He does have a point Mario." Said Rosalina.
"Not helping Rosalina! Listen Jeffy, ever since your first appearance you caused a rift in the SML fandom with your pencils and not knowing how to use the toilet!"
"Oh, like the Soviet-Sino split?" Asked Jeffy.
"How…..how the f*ck do you know that but do not know how to use the toilet?!" Demanded Mario.
Jeffy starts patting his diaper.
"Aw look he's patting his diaper." Smiled Rosalina.
"Jeffy stop!" Said Mario.
"Mario what's wrong?" Asked Rosalina.
"It looks like he's jacking off, that's why!" Mario Whispered.
"Ew Mario, why do you have a perverted mind?" Said Rosalina.
"Baby listen: if he gets caught doing that he'll become a sex offender like that Cinch person." Warned Mario.
"Yeah She was a real pervert."
"Hello there." Said Celestia.
Intense SML music note, panic sound effect.
"AH PLEASE DON'T ARREST US oh uh sorry I'm Mario, this is my wife Rosalina and our step son Jeffy!" Said Mario.
"Hello." Said Rosalina.
"Sup Booby Lady."
"JEFFY!"
"Oh it's okay I take that as a compliment."
"Well it's nice to meet you Celestia, Jeffy be good."
(Classroom)
"Uh Hi everyone my name is Jeffy, I like patting my diaper, sticking pencils up my nose and playing with my cat piano." Jeff made a couple grunt noises.
"Well nice to meet you Jeffy, you'll be sitting next to Twilight Sparkle." Said Cheerilee.
"Hi Jeffy I'm Twilight and I love Tendies."
Jeffy takes his seat.
"Sup Twilight?" Asked Jeffy, despite having wandering eyes, still made eye contact with Twilight.
"Nothing much, nice Pencil." Complimented Twilight, focusing her opposite facing eyes to Jeffy's.
"Why thanks, nice pink helmet, the golden stars help make it dope as shit." Said Jeffy.
"Aw that's so sweet...and Hot." Cooed Twilight.
As Twilight looked at Jeffy, the Tendies-loving-girl started to feel something she never felt before: she was attracted to Jeffy.
"I don't know why, but I really like this boy." Thought Twilight.
"Huh, this Twilight lady is making my PeePee all stiffy." Jeffy thought to himself.
Twilight's ghostly friends take notice from the school window.
"Oh it looks like someone is in love." Said Ghost Rarity.
"That Jeffy must be the apple of Twilight's eye." Said Ghost AppleJack.
"Since they both wear helmets, I bet they'll go skating sometime." Said Ghost Rainbow Dash.
"It's like a scene from those nature documentaries where two animals mate." Said Ghost Fluttershy.
"Such a wonderful sight." Said Ghost Sunset Shimmer.
"Yum-Yum Yummies in my tummy." Said Ghost Pinkie Pie.
The other ghost friends give her a confused look, Pinkie Pie just shrugs.
"Hey Stud, Wanna exchange numbers?" Asked Twilight.
"Fuck Yeah." Said Jeffy as they exchanged numbers.
(Celestia's Castle.)
"Hey Mommy, a Special boy named Jeffy is Really Hunky and we exchanged numbers." Said Twilight.
"Oh that's wonderful Twilight!" Celestia hugs her.
(Mario's place.)
"Thanks for picking me up Mommy and Daddy." Said Jeffy.
"Anytime Jeffy." Said Rosalina.
"Uh Yeah now go do your homework in your Room." Said Mario.
"M'kay Daddy." Said Jeffy.
"Well, Now that Jeffy's home and in his room, why don't we spice things up a bit?" Mario turned up some music to set the mood.
"Mmmmm sounds fun Mario but it's a school night." Cooed Rosalina.
"Oh don't worry baby we're married…." Said Mario in the process of getting his pants off.
"Hey Mommy and Daddy." Jeffy walked in.
"EEK Jeffy!" Mario got his pants back on.
"Oh uh hi Jeffy What is it?" Asked Rosalina.
"Mommy and Daddy I almost forgot: I got a special girlfriend named Twilight Sparkle, she loves Tendies." Explained Jeffy.
"Aw Jeffy, that's so beautiful." Said Rosalina.
"Oh congrats, Jeffy just remember to use pro….wait…..you have a….girlfriend?" Asked Mario.
"Yup and she's the same Twilight Sparkle who was in the news." Said Jeffy.
"...AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Screamed Mario.
The End…..but not for long.
A/N: Thanks everyone for reading my story! Also Tendies Twilight will return.
