A/N: I don't own MLP: FIM or Equestria Girls. Also this story is a reboot where there's one Twilight but not Sci-Fi Twilight.

Twilight Loves Tendies.

Chapter 1: Rarity.

(Principal Celestia's castle.)

"DING!" Went the microwave.

"Excellent! Twi', your Tendies are ready!" Said Principal Celestia as she picked up the tray of Tendies, some apple slices, a small jug of 2% chocolate milk, and went to give them to her adopted daughter Twilight.

"Tendies Yay! Thanks Mommy Celestia!" Twilight Said from her room.

When Twilight Sparkle was born, she was put up for adoption. Principal Celestia signed the adoption papers and raised Twilight as her own. While she was pure in heart like the actual Twilight Sparkle, unlike her canon counterpart(s) however, who are geniuses, this Twilight couldn't solve a shape puzzle to save her life.

"Ah ha dis is FUN! Ah ha ha ha!" Laughed Twilight as she kept trying to put the square piece into the triangle hole.

This doesn't mean she's a bad person or anything. She was still very nice but was like Jeffy from Super Mario Logan before Nintendo got butt-hurt over his videos. Also, Twilight's favorite food is chicken tenders or as she calls them "Tendies."

As Celestia entered Twilight's room, the walls were covered in paint handprints, various Disney Princess stickers along with super hero stickers like Batman and Spider-Man and to top it off, a custom countdown banner to Halloween. There was a Minecraft bed, Finding Nemo night light, a Cocomelon poster, a one-eyed doggie Spike plush doll with a "please kill me" expression, Hot Wheels computer, and a hot air balloon mobile above her bed. The floor was littered with dismembered Barbie dolls, GI Joes, dinosaur toys, LEGO mini-figures, dozens of stacked Duplo LEGO towers, My Little Pony figures recolored in markers and came complete with a box/pillow fort in the corner.

The 18-year-old special Twilight wore a pink bicycle helmet adorned in gold star stickers showing she is a good girl, had Derpy eyes, regular top clothes, an adult diaper under her skirt, super hero socks and strap shoes because she doesn't know how to tie laces.

Despite this, she's very creative and imaginative. One time she made a dartboard with pictures of Feminazi April Davis, Lily should-never-be-allowed-access-to-a-keyboard Pete and that failed boy Randy Stair, then gave it to Principal Celestia for Mother's Day. Celestia was so happy she played darts with her daughter as they destroyed the assholes on the board.

Twilight is in her room playing with an intact Barbie and an Indominous Rex toy.

(Girly voice)"Oh no please don't eat me Mr. Indominous Rex!" (Deeper voice) "It is Ma'am Indominous Rex! Did you just assume my gender?! Mother Fucker! I need your corporate number!" (girly voice) "Well the frog DNA Dr. Henry Wu Added changes in a single sex environment!" (Deeper voice) "Whatever I'm gonna eat ya!" (Girly voice) OH NOES!" "RAWR! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!" Said Twilight as she ripped the doll limb from limb and kept shoving the pieces into the Indominous Rex's jaws.

"Okay Twilight, here they are." Smiled Celestia.

"Yay thanks Mommy!" Said Twilight as she ate every bite.

"Now Twilight, Mommy Celestia has several PTA meetings so you'll be with your friends Rarity, AppleJack, RainbowDash, Fluttershy, Sunset Shimmer and Pinkie Pie in that order. But each one has a small window to hang out with you so I'm giving you this watch. It will beep when you have to meet your next friend. I'll pick you up from Pinkie's afterwards." Explained Celestia.

"Okay but what about Trixie?" Asked Twi.

"Sorry, Trixie said she'd love to, but she's punishing Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon for bullying the Cutie Mark Crusaders." Explained Celestia.

(School)

Trixie is canning both a sobbing Diamond Tiara and a sobbing Silver Spoon with a metal studded belt as Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo watch in joy.

"THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE ISN'T HEARING ANY BEGGING!" Said Trixie as she went all Bing Crosby on Tiara's and Spoon's spoiled asses.

(Celestia's place.)

"Aw she's my bestest friend." Frowned Twilight.

"Don't worry, between us we'll plan something with her, now finish up, Rarity is waiting." Said Celestia.

"Okay Mommy!" Said Twilight as she hugged Celestia.

(Rarity's)

"Hello Rarity, please look after Twilight, and Twilight please be good." Said Celestia as she kissed Twilight's forehead and left.

"Will do, bye Mommy!" Said Twilight.

"Welcome Twilight Deary, uuuugh…..I'm sorry but you need a new look." Said the friendly yet snooty Rarity.

Twilight focuses hard, has a "HHHHPMT!" Expression, smiles and has a sigh of relief.

Rarity instantly covers her nose, grabs a fresh diaper, cleans and changes Twilight.

"Now I know how Mario feels about changing Jeffy." Rarity Thought to herself as she discards the dirty diaper.

"Nice place." Said Twilight as she marveled at the fancy house filled with art and statues.

"Why thank you, this is my replica Venus de Milo statue….." Said Rarity.

"TIDDIES! HONK HONK!" Said Twilight as she gropes the topless statue.

"Twilight!" Said Rarity.

"Aw but they're my favorite parts." Pouted Twilight.

"You can't play with them." Said Rarity.

"Can I play with yours?" She tried to touch them.

"Absolutely not!" Said Rarity.

"Okay I'll just play with mine." Said Twilight grabbing her own boobs and gently squeezing them.

"That is not ladylike! Twilight let's just get you a new look." Suggested Rarity.

She takes Twilight to her wardrobe and has her try on several outfits: the first being a French one.

"Oh the boys will love you." Smiled Rarity.

"But will this outfit protect me from the Germans?" Asked Twilight.

"...Uh no?" Said Rarity.

"I want my old clothes back." Said Twilight.

"Look, getting a new look is hard but let's try something else; here's a Japanese Kimono." Said Rarity as she dresses her friend up.

"Tendie Egg roll Yay!" Said Twilight

"Twilight egg rolls are from China, not Japan…."

She Then sees Twilight putting a cymbal on her head, Fake Halloween buck teeth, and tried doing a slant eye gesture while singing Lady and the Tramp's "We are Siamese if you please…" while adding Ching Chong Ching Chong! and doing an Asian style bow.

"No! That's racist!" Said Rarity.

Rarity then dresses Twilight up like Katara from The Last Airbender.

"There we go." Said Rarity.

"But I don't like Katara, she's bland and boring. Can you please dress me up as Azula? She's my favorite." Asked Twilight

"No I hate Azula and her fashion." Said Rarity, who was losing her patience.

"Well then I hate Katara and her fashion." Said Twilight as she covered the blue clothes in red paint.

Getting pissed off, Rarity facepalms and has Twilight wear a Cleopatra outfit, top included.

"You'll Love this exotic look." Said Rarity.

"But wasn't Cleopatra nakie?" Asked Twilight as she fidgeted with her top.

"Well whether she was a nudist or not is debatable. Be careful Twilight, that dress is very delicate….." (Twilight rips her Egyptian outfit off.)NO YOU CAN'T GO NUDE!" Said Rarity.

"CATCH ME IF YOU CAN! AH HA HA HA!" Laughed Twilight, dressed only in her helmet as Rarity chased her naked friend throughout the house.

"Twilight get back here!" Ordered Rarity.

"Come and find me! Ah ha ha ha!" Laughed Twilight.

"This isn't funny!" Said Rarity.

Twilight pops up behind her.

"Hey I'm doing that funny butt dance you do for the football players after cheer practice ha ha ha tee hee!" Giggles Twilight as she twerks.

"No don't Twerk!" Said Rarity.

"Yay!" Twilight as she side-stepped, causing Rarity to crash into a wardrobe.

Satisfied, Twilight was exhausting Rarity and hid again.

Coming out of the closet, no homo, Rarity was covered in clashing clothes, hats, sock and shoes in disrepair. She also had what look like whore makeup on her face. She wanted to scream but calmed down.

"Oooohhhh Twilight, I have Tendies." Lied Rarity.

"Tendies Yay!" She emerged from a dresser but got jumped by Rarity. But rather than go quietly, the naked girl resisted

"You are going to try on a new look and like it!" Said Rarity.

"Not until you give me my damn Tendies like you said!" Struggled Twilight.

"I just said to nab you!" Said Rarity, Twilight was stronger than she thought.

"You lied to me?! What kind of bull-fuck is this bullshit?!" Said Twilight.

"I'll Tell Momma Celestia you aren't trying on a new look!" Threatened Rarity.

"Yeah well I'll tell her you lied to me!" Said Twilight.

"You little smartass!" Said Rarity.

"Better to be a smartass than a dumbass!" Said Twilight.

"If you don't try on a new outfit then no tendies!" Threatened Rarity.

"Okay, Sorry." Said Twilight.

She finally has Twilight try a fur coat, who twirls and smiles.

"Perfect for winter." Said Rarity.

"What if Dick Cheney mistakes me for a deer?" Asked Twilight.

"Oh come the frick on!" Said Rarity.

"Sorry Rarity but I like my helmet with gold star stickers." Said Twilight.

"Now Twilight If you don't change your look then it makes you a bad girl." Said Rarity.

Twilight went silent, emitted a low frequency note, which got louder and became a WWII siren as she went ballistic.

"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! TWILIGHT BAD GIRL (3X)!" She cried out, kept hitting her helmet, turned her attention to Rarity's furniture, and went on a warpath, breaking/smashing/destroying random yet expensive shit, all while ranting and roaring incoherently.

"No stop sorry I meant Twilight good girl!" Said Rarity.

Twilight stops and smiles.

"Yay good girl! Also, Twilight sorry for earlier." She had a Puss and Boots cute expression.

"It's okay Twilight." Smiled Rarity as they hugged, she made Twilight some Tendies.

"Thanks Rarity, oh look at the time, I gotta go see AppleJack."

"Anytime, Also I'm going to take a bubble bath if you could fetch me my waterproof Bluetooth speaker before leaving I would appreciate it." Said Rarity.

Twilight saluted as Rarity stripped naked, got in her tub and relaxed.

"Is this it?" Said Twilight holding a plant.

"No, that's a flower." Said Rarity.

"Okay," She chucks it aside breaking it, "Is this it?" Asked Twilight as she held Rarity's vibrator.

"Eek put that back!" Blushed Rarity.

"Ya know, I think I saw you kissing a football players..." Said Twilight.

"Put it back!" Said Rarity.

"Sorry" she tosses that one as well. "Okay I found it." Said Twilight.

"Phew finally." Said Rarity.

"Here ya go." Smiled Twilight as she held a toaster and plugged it in the bathroom wall outlet.

Rarity says "That's not a Blue…." realizes its a plugged in toaster. "Twilight get that away from me!"

"Whoops!" Twilight trips and unintentionally throws the toaster into the bathtub.

Upon making contact with the water, the electric current travels up Rarity's unprotected body, attacking nerves, receptors, and vital organs like her brain and heart. She is electrocuted by highly painful volts of electricity, illuminating her skeleton like a strobe light, frying her hair as she screams, twitches her eyes in sporadic directions, spazzes out of control, has numerous burns, screams even louder, suffers cardiac arrest, convulses, seizes and finally dies.

Silence.

"...Rarity?" Asked Twilight.

No response, as Rarity's naked corpse floated in the water face up.

"Must be taking a nap." Said Twilight, as she didn't grasp the concept of death.

Just then Twilight's watch beeped, signaling her to go see AppleJack.

"Sorry Rarity but I gotta go see AppleJack, goodbye, thanks again and please don't drown! Oh and don't forget to cover up! Someone could see your boobies!" Smiled Twilight as she left.

A/N: With Rarity dead, how will Twilight's friends react? Will they find out it was her that killed Rarity? Or will they suffer a similar fate? Read the next chapter to find out. Also feel free to review about what you liked and disliked and don't drop electronics in water.