Harry Potter and the Freakishly Long Hair

This story basically portrays why in the Harry Potter movies Harry, Ron, Neville's and any other guy's hair is getting too long. 'Cause you have to admit, they need a haircut. 

Disclaimer: I did not create any of these characters, but you should all know that by now.

'Mr. Potter, what is this filth in your cauldron?'

'Uh, The Draught of Living Death sir.'

Harry Potter looked down at his potion, hiding a smile, as Professor Snape swept of around the room.

What really was in Harry's Potion, was a hair growth formula. Harry wanted to grow a beard, nice and long, so he could show off for Ginny, being the whole smart-ass-look-what-you-missed-out-on-hero. He hadn't really liked Ginny anyway; she was a bit to needy.

'Psttt… Harry, Oi! Harry!' said Ron Wealsey, leaning out from behind his cauldron. 'Is it ready yet?'

Harry looked behind him, 'Yeah, it's ready; wait 'till the end of class, then we'll put it on.'

At that convenient moment, and right on cue, the bell rung, signaling the end of class.

'Whoa, that was pretty predictable,' said Harry, 'C'mon, let's try this thing out in the bathrooms.'

Harry and Ron entered the Boys bathroom, for once, and went inside meeting Neville along the way. Actually, there was a whole lot of guys in the toilet, queuing up for the toilets. Obviously the Chili for lunch wasn't going down to well.

'Hey, Neville, and co. do you want to try out our hair growth potion?' said Ron.

'Yeah, that would be so cool!' said Neville.

Peeves the Poltergeist had heard all the noise, and decided to come up and look, banging a 'loose' pipe along with him.

He sprang out of the drain and knocked over the potion, spilling it onto all the guys.

That is why Harry Potter and his friends have freakishly long hair.