HOKAI, SO. IN OUR LAST... CHAPTER? EPISODE? I DUNNO, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT, OUR HEROES WERE ATTACKED BY THE KRAKEN WHILE SEARCHING FOR EL DORADO!
"WELL FUCK!" JACK YELLED AS THE KRAKEN ATTACKED THE SHIP. "THIS REALLY SUCKS!" AND SO, THEY FOUGHT THE KRAKEN. THEN THE KRAKEN ATTACKED THE RUM STORES! THIS MADE MINA AND JACK REAAAAAALLY PISSED! THEIR SHEER ANGER AT HAVING NO RUM WAS ENOUGH TO MAKE THE KRAKEN EXPLODE! WOW!
THAT NIGHT, THERE WAS A GREAT FEAST OF KRAKEN-Y GOODNESS AND ALL WERE SATISFIED. YUM. AFTER THE FEAST, JACK AND ADDIE DECIDED THAT THEY REALLY NEEDED SOME MORE RUM. SO THEY STOPPED IN AT THE NEAREST PORT, WHICH JUST HAPPENED TO BE PORT ROYAL! YAY! WHILE STOCKING UP ON ALL THE RUM THEY COULD GET THEIR HANDS ON, THEY MET TWO MORE PEOPLE! THEIR NAMES WERE WILL AND STARR (ANOTHER OC! YAY!)! HOORAY! ELIZABETH WAS... OFF WITH... CUTLER BECKETT... SOMEWHERE... DOING SOMETHING... I DON'T REALLY CARE. AND SO, WILL AND STARR JOINED JACK AND ADAMINA'S CREW. JUST BECAUSE THEY ROCK. AND BECAUSE MINA WAS SICK OF BEING THE ONLY GIRL.
"WAIT!" ADAMINA YELLED JUST AS THEY WERE ABOUT TO LEAVE. "THERE'S SOMETHING I MUST DO FIRST!" AND SHE PROMPTLY JUMPED SHIP. WHICH WAS PRETTY STUPID, AS SHE COULD HAVE TAKEN THE GANGPLANK THINGY (I THINK THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED... oO I NEED TO BRUSH UP ON MY SHIP TERMINOLOGY), AND COULD HAVE AVOIDED BECOMING A VERY SOGGY PIRATE INDEED. BUT ADAMINA ALWAYS WAS A LITTLE CRAZY LIKE THAT. SO ANYWAYS, SHE JUMPED SHIP AND LIKE... APPARATED TO WHEREVER "LORD" CUTLER BECKETT WAS HANGING OUT. THEN SHE TOTALLY WENT RUROUNI KENSHIN ON HIS ASS. YOU KNOW, LIKE, STAB THROUGH THE STOMACH, MOVE SWORD UP AND SLICE HIS HEAD IN HALF, KENSHIN. GOOD TIMES. GOOD TIMES... ANYWHO!
NOW THAT LORD PANSY-PANTS HAD BEEN TAKEN CARE OF, ADDIE RETURNED TO THE PEARL AND THEY SET OFF ON THEIR WACKY ADVENTURE TO FIND...
EL DORADO! JUST AS THEY WERE ABOUT TO REACH THE ISLAND WHERE EL DORADO WAS SAID TO BE, A GIANT HORSE APPEARED AND ATTACKED THE PEARL! ZOMG! THE HORROR! THIS GIANT HORSE ACTUALLY TURNED OUT TO BE THE FLYING DUTCHMAN. MINA AND STARR SNUCK ON BOARD AND TOTALLY KIDNAPPED DAVY JONES' LARGE, ORGASMIC ORGAN (THE INSTRUMENT, YOU PERVS!), AND USED IT AS A WAY OF CONVINCING DAVY JONES TO LIKE... NOT KILL THEM ALL AND COLLECT THEIR SOULS OR WHATEVER. AND SO DAVY JONES WAS SCREWED FOR ALL ETERNITY. WHICH SUCKS, BECAUSE I LIKED HIM. OH WELL.
TO BE CONTINUED!
