SO! WHEN WE LAST LEFT OFF, OUR HEROES HAD BEATEN DAVY JONES AND WERE ALMOST AT THE ISLAND WHERE EL DORADO IS! YAY! OH, IT WAS NIGHT TIME, BY THE WAY.

SO, THE NEXT DAY EVERYONE WAS AWOKEN BY A LOUD CALL OF, "LAND HO!" EVERYONE RUSHED UP ON DECK AND WAS ALL "OMG! LAND!"...EXCEPT FOR ADAMINA. WHO WAS STILL BELOW DECK SIPPING TEA. HOW/WHY SHE HAD A CUP OF TEA ON A PIRATE SHIP, I DON'T KNOW. BUT SHE DID.

EVERYONE FILED INTO THE LONGBOATS AND HEADED TO SHORE. EXCEPT FOR ADDIE, WHO WAS STILL SIPPING TEA. SO EVERYONE HAD TO WAIT ON THE SHORE FOR MINA TO FINISH HER TEA. STARR AND WILL GOT BORED AND RANDOMLY SNOGGED FOR A WHILE. JACK FOUND SOME RUM BURIED UNDER A TREE AND DRANK IT ALL. GIBBS, PINTEL AND RAGETTI JUGGLED LEFT OVER KRAKEN CARCASS. FINALLY, MINA FINISHED AND WAS ON HER WAY TO THE SHORE! YAY! "WAIT A SECOND!" SHE YELLED, AND TIME PROMPTLY FROZE. "SINCE WHEN DO I DRINK TEA?" ...SINCE I SAY YOU DO, ADDIE, NOW GET TO THE FARKING SHORE.

SO ANYWAYS, MINA REACHED LAND AND THEY ALL SET OFF TOWARDS EL DORADO! HUZZAH! THEY VENTURED THROUGH DEEP FOREST FOR DAYS AND DAYS UNTIL THEY CAME TO A CLEARING WITH A LARGE WATERFALL AND STUFF, JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIE. MOST OF THE CREW HAD BEEN EATEN BY VARIOUS HUNGRY PREDATORS BY THIS POINT, LEAVING ONLY ADDIE, JACK, STARR, WILL, GIBBS, PINTEL AND RAGETTI. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? TIA CAN BE THERE TOO. BECAUSE SHE'S JUST THAT AWESOME. WAIT, NO! TIA ISN'T THERE! I JUST HAD A BETTER IDEA! IGNORE THIS WHOLE PARAGRAPH.

AND SO, MINA REACHED LAND AND THEY ALL SET OFF TOWARDS EL DORADO! HUZZAH! THEY VENTURED THROUGH A DEEP FOREST FOR DAYS AND DAYS, MANY OF THE CREW MEMBERS BEING EATEN BY VARIOUS LARGE AND HUNGRY ANIMALS. EVENTUALLY, THEY CAME TO... TIA'S SHACK? oO "WTF?" THE SURVIVING CREW YELLED. YUP. THERE WAS TIA. IN ALL HER TIA-ISH GLORY. ADAMINA WAS ALL "YAY! TIA!"

IT TURNED OUT THAT TIA WAS THE RULER OF EL DORADO. SHE BROUGHT EVERYONE INTO EL DORADO, WHERE JACK PROMPTLY PIRATED AS MUCH GOLD AS HE COULD CARRY. ADAMINA AND STARR FOUND WHERE THEY KEPT THE RUM AND KIDNAPPED IT ALL, AND WILL AND THE FEW SURVIVING CREW MEMBERS ENJOYED A DAY IN EL DORADO (WHILE SECRETLY PIRATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT. JUST BECAUSE THEY COULD). IT WAS A GOOD DAY FOR ALL. EXCEPT FOR THE POOR PEOPLE OF EL DORADO, WHO WERE FLAT BROKE BY THE TIME JACK & THEM LEFT. BUT WHO CARES? IT'S THEIR OWN FAULT FOR NOT BECOMING PIRATES! NYEHEHEHEH!

EVERYONE RETURNED TO THE PEARL, WHERE A DRUNKEN THUMB-WAR CHAMPIONSHIP WITH A MOP WAS HELD, AND ALL HAD A DRUNKENLY GOOD TIME.

TO BE CONTINUED!11