A/N: I'm actually starting to like this story so I'll pay a lot more attention to it.
Jinx and…Angel (laughs are heard) "SHUT UP!" I'm scream as I take my shoe off and throw it at a crowd of random people "That's right." I collect my shoe and put it back on, "Now my story continues in a kingdom far, far away where donkeys have wings and rabbit's are genetically enhanced mutant killers that…wait this isn't right….ohhhhhhh wrong story, hehehh" takes out a manila folder and takes out some papers, "Here we go!"
clears throat "And here's the story again."
Jinx and Angel woke up in a strange, dimly lit room "What the hell!" Angel screamed.
"Ahhhhhhh, I'm in Billy's room, ewwwwww farm yard germs!" Jinx screamed as she got up and dusted her self off.
Angel had a weird distant look on her face. "What are you talking about Jinx? It smells good in here." She wobbled a bit before falling back down on the bed.
"C'mon wings we gotta get you up!" Jinx dragged her by her arms off the bed and out of Billy's room. The door air locked behind them.
Billy came out of the shadows "Excellent my plan has succeeded!" He rubbed his hands together as he cackled evilly.
"Now to get more girl friends…."
Billy walked out of his room into the lounge. Mammoth was eating a molding pie suddenly he sniffed in heavily. "What are you wearing it smells like bird crap" He sniffed again. This time his pupils got really huge, nearly taking up his whole iris.
"What ever it is it smells good." Mammoth made a grab for him
"Waaahhhhhh" Billy dogged.
See-more walked in carrying a beauty magazine. (Don't own em' but I hate em')
"Hey Billy." He striked a pose and blinked…um…sexily?
"Ahhhhhhhh, every ones going mad!" Billy starched his face.
Just them Madame Rouge (sp?) walked in "Okay students I have a new assignment for you" she said in a French accent.
Like everyone else she just had to breath. "What is that dread-; her eyes went big she growled…ummmm….sexily?
"Hello handsome." She grabbed Billy and tipped him like the dance move (I don't dance, tried it once hated it...then I shot it…yeah)
Billy tried to get away as Madame Rouge leaned into kiss him. "WAAAAHHHHH!" he screamed, he made two duplicates of himself that pushed Madame Rouge off and the all ran away.
The original Billy stopped at the door "You've all gone MAD!" he heavily wiped his hands down each side of his face, making his bottom lip fold down and made the rest of his face give off the whole 'I'm melting!' look.
He ran off.
"….." said everyone.
Finally See-more spoke up "You scared him away!" He pushed Rouge angrily.
"Ohh I did not!" she pushed back.
Jinx walked up to her and slapped her so hard her cloths went backwards like criss-cross. (I love Eminem!)
"You BITCH!" Rouge ripped some of her cloths off and dumped them on the floor as if they were rags.
"You did not!" Jinx pulled of both of Rouge's gloves.
"Do you know how much dis shit costs!" Rouge ripped more of Jinx's clothes off.
See-more shrugged and pulled up a seat, as did Mammoth and Angel. (More laughs are heard "I said SHUT UP!" I throw my shoes at them, "Next time it's going to be steal caps!" The audience shushed.)
But Angel went to sleep because she wasn't a lesbo.
A/N: I guess that was funny….Yeah…Hey I'm starting to get ma' funny back!. Someone throws a pair of steal capped boots at my head….what are we talking about again! - hehehehe c ya!
