A/N: I'm sorry I haven't updated very much on this story lately, last week I got sick and couldn't even eat chocolate, which is a big thing for me not to eat chocolate. Anyway I'm hoping to finish this fic soon, it's always in the back of my head, knowing away at my conscience.
"Whew" Billy Numerous walked down the footpath "Dat' wuz' close" Billy wiped away a bead of sweat and walked into near-by jewelers shop. "Put' dem' stones' in da' bag'"
"Okay" the man behind the counter sneakily slipped his hand under the desk and pressed a button. Hoping someone would come soon, he began to unload precious jewels into the brown bag. Almost done Billy turned to make sure the coast was clear, the titans, in Cyborg's car whirled around the corner.
"Freeze Billy!" Robin yelled, pulling out his bird-a-rang, Billy multiplied "Just try in' catch' me'" Starfire pounced on him, holding him down while straddling his waist, then she caught a wif of Billy's cologne. As Starfire randomly made out with the evil guy the titans stared.
"Is she supposed to do that, because if she is, I'm going to the dark side dude!" said the shopkeeper. Robin looked like he was about to cry watching his semi-girlfriend make out with a crook. "What are you doing star?" Raven walked up cautiously then caught a wif and joined in. All the straight guys stared at the three and from that day on, Billy was considered a very lucky guy.
At least half a night later Billy managed to break free from the two hungry chicks, no seriously they were like, licking his face! "Ahhhhhh finally'" Billy flopped down onto the couch. "Hi Billy" See-more giggled as he stood in the hallway entrance wearing a red silk dress. "Tough day?" he slid up and down the doorframe.
"…Yeah" Billy said unsurely and began to slowly creep off the couch.
"A little…unrelieved stress?" See-more started to massage his shoulders. "Ohhh you're so tense!"
"Yeah…thanks but I'm gonna' go now' got some…filing to do" he began to back away from his freaky friend
"Awwwww" See-more moaned "So soon?"
Billy snorted, "Yeah…whew so much paper work." See-more slid his shaven leg up Billy's thigh "Well maybe I could help you with that.
He had totally crossed the freakin' gross line!
"Beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep" Billy made the noise of a cell phone. "Ahhh yeah that's my cell phone, I'm expecting an important call from…my hot girlfriend" See-more cried as Billy made his escape.
"Hello gorgeous" Madame Rouge seemed to appear from no-where meaning another hurtle for Billy.
"Oh' mah' gawd' look'!" Billy pointed out the window "It's Mento from da' doom' patrol!"
"Where!" she cried a little bit too enthusiastically. Billy threw himself threw a doorway and closed the door behind him. "Ohhhh Billy…darling?" Billy could hear Madame Rouge tapping on door with her well purmed fingernails. "Open the door so I can come in" Billy cringed.
"Ahhh nah' I' uhhhh' gewt' mah' hawt' girly' friend' in here' wid' me'" Billy hoped this sad excuse for a lie would work. He could hear Madame Rouge crying on the other side. "Yes" he pumped a relived fist infront of his face and jumped out a conveniently placed window.
As he walked down the road, women of many shapes and cultures dropped their bags and followed him, not to mention the gay guys, wearing tight pants and see-through T-shirts.
"Maybe I' can' use' this to mah' advantage" he whispered. "All you guys' and girls' who want me…MUST DESTROY TITANS TOWER!"
Everyone shrugged but because they wanted a piece of Billy, they did it anyway.
$$$&$$$&$$$&$$$&$$$&$$$&Wid da Titans&$$$&$$$&$$$&$$$&
The Titans were doing random stuff, Raven was reading a dirty girl book, BB was reading a dirty girl book comic, Robin was saying crazy shit about Slade and Starfire was baking some sort of mutated dish. Suddenly a heard of people, mainly gay guys, stormed through the walls and doors of Titans tower.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" Starfire screamed and threw her spatula up into the air, Cyborg rushed out. "What wrong!" he cried, boxers around his ankles. Yeah I know he's a Cyborg and doesn't wear clothes but…yeah. "ALL SORTS OF SHIT!" Starfire threw star bolts at random people.
A very expensive fight scene later…
Billy and his army of chicks and gays had easily over powered the teams of Teens. Starfire and Raven went back to Billy and hugged him. Even calling Titans East didn't work, Aqualad and Speedy were already gay, Bee was a straight chick and Fat Bastards was recruited and he ate the 'Babies' or Mas y Menos. "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, dibs!" He screamed.
Speedy started singing. "You must whip it good! You must whip! IT GOOD! I SAID WHIP BITCH!" and Aqualad was humping Billy's leg. Billy was wearing a red expensive nightgown, wearing hot expensive pants and a pair of eagle eye glasses, as well as smoking a pipe with not bubbles or tobacco you guessed it, it was…talcum powder!
After Billy had killed the Titans he overpowered the world and all their women belonged to him, he put the old guy who owned the playboy mansion into hospital and took over the company. He owned heaps of hawwwwwwwwwwwwwttttttttttttt cars including chevy's, corvette's, holdens and burned every Ford in creation! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!.
A/N: well that's the end of the story…If you're not fully happy with this story…well fuck ya'! SEEEEEEE YAHHHHHHHHH!
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