P, S, ND j PRESENT
Stories you don't care about
A/N: This has everything to do with this show, its called reading between the lines. Get it, got it good.
Disclaimer: I don't own whatever show I am writing about
It was a dark and stormy night; I was busy making a bologni sandwhich, the phone rings. I answer it. Suddenly a cold, chilling voice says "this is Steve's Pizza, is Doris home?" A shutter crawls up my spine
"What! Never speak to me of this Doris woman again."
"Don't hide from the facts, Doris is here, and I really need to talk to her."
"I don't give a crap whether or not you want to talk to Doris; I am making a friggin bologni sandwich!"
"Get Doris I else I'll send my boss" The Steve's pizza guy replied.
"Listen, Stop asking for Doris, I'll give you a piece of my sandwich if you stop asking for her."
"Are you bribing me?" The pizza dude asked.
"You can't talk to Doris; she is busy serving dinner for me." The bologni person replied.
"I no, but it is really important"
"What I and she are doing is really important!"
"I thought you were making a bologni sandwich!"
"I am! Fine if you really need to talk to her, then here!" at this point I held up my sandwich to the phone and let him talk to Doris.
It was cold, I was bored. I needed something to do, cuz I was bored and I needed something to do, I saw a potato, wow a beautiful potato, suddenly I saw my future flash before my eyes. I was sure I would never see again unless staring into the face of this potato. I like potatoes. I like this in hash browns. They taste toasty and crispy. So my blossoming love lead me and the potato to the kitchen where I made potato hash browns. I hoped you liked my story, but I don't really care whether or not you did. I say potato, you say potato.
I am eating watermelon it tasted really good.
I really like this thingy.
I love food
I eat food.
If I had a quarter I would buy stuff
If I had a watermelon I would name it marry sue
I like it a lot
Uuuuh…..review OR ELSE
