Well here's chapter 5.

Warnings; bit o' lime.

Disclaimer; Don't own Blink 182, Bowling For Soup or Goo Goo Dolls.


Chapter 5. What just happened?

Spencer...

Having resolved the problem, Robert getting the professional to take over more like, I heard Blink 182's 'Feeling this' gaping at Robert in mild surprise.

"What?" he asked, then again I did look like I'd ben slapped in the face with a wet fish.

"Nothing," was all I could say, "Not very good to dance to though." I will regain the ability to use my tongue.

A small shake of the head, yeah I'm picky, so what?

He hit a button on the remote Gustav gave him and Bowling for Soup's '1985' came on.

"Work it Spence!" cried Tyson as I started bobbing my head from side to side, I just generally started dancing, I have a tendancy to do that when I hear something I like.

It must've caught on because Max and Mariam joined me on the decking. Max twirling her around.

Looking over to the pool, Ray, Tyson and Hilary were looking expectantly at their significant other.

That's a lie, Ray's dancing in the water, not even an inch from Bryan, what's he trying to do, get him to dance or seducing him? I hope Robert's got a guestroom or two handy if this keeps up.

It seems to be working as Bryan's joining in.

Tyson's using the puppy dog eyes on Kai, and Hilary's glaring at Tala.

And Robert's just standing there! What's up with that?

Hm, I can't help but smirk, I know how to put a stop to that.

Robert...

Oh man, I was so busy talking to Spencer I almost burnt half the food, thank god Oriano was on standby to take over.

Wow, who would've thought Spencer could dance. He's quite graceful for a big guy.

Big as in tall and broad, not as in... shut up Robert.

It's catching, Ray's dancing in the pool with Bryan, Max and Mariam have just spun past me, Oliver's trying to encourage Kenny to dance, good luck Oli.

Even Kai and Tala are dancing now, I wonder what Tyson and Hilary said to them.

Ian's even dancing, sure he looks like a little kid but hey, he's having fun.

"And you're just standing there why?"

Because I was drooling at you dancing Spencer, that's why.

"I..." great, nothing. He shook his head, damp blonde locks flopping everywhere. Bootiful. I have to stop watching those Bernard Mathews adverts.

Next thing I know, I'm pressed against that broad toned chest. I think someone crashed into me. I'm suspecting Oliver.

"Look where you're going Johnny." Spencer called, helping me regain my footing.

Johnny? Whoops, I forgot he had taken a nap upstairs.

"Sorry Spencer!" he called, pulling off his shirt and shoes and diving into the pool in his three-quarter length trousers, splashing those dancing in the pool.

"Watch it McGregor!" growled Kai, getting a face full.

"Sorry, did you say something?" Johnny really is asking for trouble where Kai's concerned. Tyson muttered something to the bluenette and he seemed to drop it.

"Oi Robert, you gonna stand there or are you gonna dance?" Oliver called, finally getting Kenny to join in as the song changed to Goo Goo Doll's 'Dizzy'.

"Don' be daft Oli, we all know Robert can only waltz." Johnny called.

I felt my face heat as I fumed.

"At least it's not the highland fling!" I couldn't help it, I've had one heck of a day and I just can't be doing with it anymore. I did the most immature thing I could and stomped inside.

Spencer...

Ok, Johnny just came charging out and kocked Robert into me, not that I'm complaining but hey, that's just rude.

I told him to look where he was going, and got a half hearted reply. I don't know how the other Majestics put up with him.

Helping Robert to his feet, I gave him a sympathetic smile but he was looking over at the pool and didn't see.

"Oi Robert, you gonna stand there or are you gonna dance?" Oliver called over, he and Kenny dancing to the Goo Goo Dolls.

"Don' be daft Oli, we all know Robert can only waltz." Johnny, I could punch you right now, stupid moron.

I looked to Robert again, he's really had it now. His face is red.

"At least it's not the highland fling!" He yelled, cheers Rob, right in my ear, then he went off inside.

That's when I couldn't keep my tongue still.

"You are one ungrateful bastard, you know that McGregor? Robert lets you stay in his home, you're his guest and you swan about like you own the place, and you insult him! You're his friend, try acting like it." Going on the first thing that came to mind, I went in after Robert.

Normal Pov.

"What's eatin those two?" asked Johnny dumbly, only to have Oliver squirt him square in the face with a hose.

"I sincerely hope that was a retorical question Johnny, for your sake." the french sighed. Looking towards to castle with a thoughtful expression.


Spencer thundered down a corridor, he had been walking for five minutes and still hadn't found Robert, if anything he was lost on what he guessed was the third floor and his temper was beginning to get the better of him.

"Stupid castle, stupid Johnny, stupid me, stupid stupid STUPID!" he banged his fists on the nearest wall panel and knocked it open. He blinked, he had expected a wall, not a concealed door.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he stepped through the door and was greeted with the sight of Robert.

The teenage noble was sitting in the centre, he seemed to have slumped there infront of the vast window, the sun casting his small form into shadow.

Spencer bit his lip as took in the room, lighter wood paneling, possibly beech or pine, cream marble floor, he could probably walk the width of the room in twenty paces.

He saw Robert sink in on himself further and silently reached him in ten, kneeling and pulling the slightly smaller form to his chest.
'I don't care anymore, I can't bare to see him like this.'

Robert gave a start when a pair of big, muscular arms wrapped around his chest and he was gently pulled to someone else's.

"Spencer?"

"Yeah."

"How did you..."

"I hit the wall and the door opened, I was worried about you."

"You were?"

"Yeah." Spencer sighed, burying his face in the indigo tresses, it was softer than Robert's hairstyle lead to believe. "I hope the others are giving Johnny a hard time. Ungrateful sod."

"He's returning home tomorrow, his parents can deal with his sulking." Robert grumbled, leaning back against the Russian's chest.

Spencer ran a gentle finger down Robert's cheek, making the noble turn to face him, they were millimetres apart.

Lust took over as Spencer captured Robert's mouth hungrily, both shut their eyes and pushed against the other.

'He's kissing me! I'm kissing him! How'd that happen? Who cares how that happened!'
Robert screamed in his
head as he parted his lips to allow Spencer's tongue access to his mouth as he buried his hands in the blonde mass.

How they had shifted so Robert was now laying on his back and Spencer kneeling over him without breaking apart nobody knew, nor did they care.

Spencer began to trail kisses to Robert's shoulder nipping into the flesh, Robert groaned, he had a feeling that was going to leave a mark.

He arched into the touch as a strong callaused hand teased a nipple, making the dark nub peak to the state it was almost hurting.

With eager fingers he clawed at Spencer's shorts.

"Sshh, in time." Spencer croaked, lifting his head up to look at the lithe form beneath him with dazed eyes. Then it was like he had woken up and he balked.

"Spencer?" Robert sat up and looked at the blonde in confusion.

"I-I shouldn't have done that." Spencer bit his lip and hastily left the secret room.

Robert could only look on at the open doorway in numb shock.


Spencer finally made it to the front of the castle to the limo where James the driverwas sitting and reading the paper. Without saying anything he took a jacket he kept in the boot and left the vast estate on foot.

"What just happened?" James asked himself.


Robert finally managed to stagger downstairs to the others and act like nothing happened.

"Hey Rob, grab some food before Tyson scoffs it all." called Hilary.

"I'm not hungry." Robert waved it off. He just sat on one of the loungers, staring into the pool.

"Hey Robert, I'm sorry about earlier, I was being a bit of a git." said Johnny.

"Hn, don't worry about it." Robert said vaguely.

"You ok mon ami?" asked Oliver.

"Yeah, fine." again the answer was vague.

Tyson, Kai and the others looked at each other unsure whether to ask him what's wrong or leave him alone.

"I don't wish to be rude guys, but I think the fun's over." Oliver whispered.

"I need to walk Izzy anyway or I'll never get a moments peace." said Kai.

"Won't James walk him, Sirius while he's at it?" asked Tyson.

"No, Izzy is our dog therefore our responsibility, as is Sirius is Max's. I should make you do it, since you wanted the pet and ended up with two." Kai rolled his eyes. But now was not the time to think back to how they ended up with Izzy and Fudge. "Robert, thank you for the hospitality and everything, but we'll be leaving now, so we'll see you around."

"Yeah, thanks for coming."

In the limo home, Mariam suddenly realised something.

"Aah! Where's Spencer? He didn't come back."

"And what was that on Robert's shoulder?" asked Ian.

Everything suddenly clicked into place and the elder teens let out a collective sigh. Kai pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Um... what just happened?" asked Ian again to Kenny, he just shrugged.


Um... /cringes and hides from potential flying and sharp objects/ I'm not all to sure where that came from, I gotta lay off the Oasis and the cream soda mix at one in the morning. Though I have a challange now, suggestions helpful! Please review!