Obito just doesn't seem to know when to give up does he? Here's Chapter 4, school starts tomorrow for me so if the releasing of new chapters is slow you'll know why. Please read and review, or you know, the whole thing involving Sai's abs... yeah..

Note: I don't own Naruto, or Obito and Yondaime would never have died.

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Chapter 4. The Yondaime's New Pens

Rin came with her glue as Obito had asked, and was waiting for a good hour at the red bridge as he had asked. Obito showed up, late as usual, wearing a hat. It was weird because Obito didn't wear hats….ever. As the night before he was wearing his mask and Rin had brought her ski mask with her. Obito unshouldered his backpack.

"You've got the goods?" he asked lowering the bag and unzipping it. Rin put in all her bottles of glue.

"Believe it," she said, the two stood up, and with a couple of shifty looks, headed for the Hokage Tower. Along the way they ran into Obito's least favorite person.

"What the hell are you two doing?" asked the silver haired ninja, annoyed he had run into Obito Uchiha so early in the morning. Rin looked embarrassed suddenly.

"It's none of your business," replied Obito, looking fearfully at Rin, he didn't want to lose his only evil helper. Kakashi looked from Rin, to Obito, who was wearing the mask.

"What's that on your face?" he asked glaring at the Uchiha. Obito glared right back.

"You might as well be dissing yourself, Hatake, cause you're wearing on too," replied Obito. The two were looked in a glaring contest; the malice exchanged between the two was so potent it was almost tangible. Rin couldn't stand.

"Why do you two always have to be like this?" she demanded jumping between the two. "C'mon Obito-kun, let's get this over with," she said grabbing Obito's arm. Obito was shocked; she was actually going to stick on his side this time! It wasn't until they were far away that Rin let go of Obito's arm.

"So what are we doing with all this glue anyways?" she asked as they neared the Tower.

"His pens so that when he picks them up, his fingers stick and he can't let go," said Obito evilly. Rin imagined in her head the stick figure Arashi with the sticky pens.

"And you're sure that in no way do we end glued to anything?" she asked looking fiercely at him.

"I don't think so," he replied meekly under her fierce gaze.

"Good," said Rin. "Let's do it."

Lucky for them, the Hokage's window was open and it appeared Arashi was out of the office at that moment. The two hopped into his room and spilled his pen out on the floor. Then Obito handed Rin a bottle of glue and they worked on getting all the pens super gluey. Suddenly there were footsteps in the hallway.

"Let's go," said Obito, shouldering the backpack. They hid just to either side of the window and watched as Arashi came in with a box. He set down the box and sat down in his chair, whistling. He pulled down a sheet of paper from his pile in the 'To Do' box. Still whistling he read through the paper and reached for a pen to sign it. Obito and Rin held their breaths.

"Oh yeah," said the Yondaime suddenly. "These old pens are all running out of ink," he murmured and picked up his pen holder and dumped all the gluey pens in the trash, opening up the box he restocked up on pens. Then, still whistling pulled out a pen and signed the paper. The two shinobi left the ledge outside the Hokage's window and met up in the street. Obito slapped a hand to his forehead.

"It's like he knows what we're doing," said Obito. Rin ran a hand through her hair.

"It's creepy," she said. Then there was a long moment as the two stood there.

"Uh oh," said Obito softly, as he tried to pull his hand from his forehead.

"Oh no!" cried Rin, her hand stuck in her hair. They stared at each other for a long moment, each second Rin becoming more enraged.

"OBITO!" she shrieked. "You said this wouldn't happen!" she cried. Obito ran for it.

"I said, I didn't THINK this would happen!" he called over his shoulder as Rin came charging right after him. Obito pulled but his hand was stuck to his fore head. Finally as they raced through the park, Obito tripped and Rin tripped over him. They fell in the grass and struggled for a moment to unglue their hands. Obito's hat had gotten knocked off. When Rin saw his hair she started laughing again.

"Looks like I've got easy hair problems compared to yours," she replied. Obito reached for his hat and pulled it back on to cover up the green paint still in his hair. They lay in the grass panting for a minute.

"Since that didn't work," said Rin at last. "What are we doing next?" Obito looked thoughtful for a minute.

"Meet me outside my apartment tonight," he said. "You bring the string, and the syrup and I'll get everything else," he said.

"How much syrup and string?" asked Rin. Obito smiled wickedly.

"As much as you can get."

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To be continued...

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