Chapter 8! Prepare to get pranked, Yondy!
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Chapter 8. Lemon really isn't my flavor
"You're not putting enough in Kakashi!"
"Well I can't exactly put it in and stir this crazy concoction at the same time, I only have one hand you know. Thanks to a certain somebody,"
"I didn't choose to fall out that window! Or get stuck up there! Or fall on you!"
Rin sighed; why were they still even fighting over this? "I'll pour it in. Kakashi you keep stirring…Obito, please just sit down before you hurt yourself," said Rin. The Uchiha sat down on the kitchen floor, crossed his arms and frowned. Kakashi kept stirring with his good hand while his other arm was in a sling. Rin took the lemon and squeezed it into the thick shampoo.
"Rin, this was the best idea yet," said Obito moments later standing up and joining them. Rin smiled proudly.
"What makes you think he'll fall for this? He hasn't fallen for any of the other things you did," said Kakashi. Obito glared at Kakashi.
"He would have fallen for my Yondaime Trap, if you hadn't messed it up," he complained. Kakashi glared right back.
"I already told you, I'm sorry!" he growled.
"Let's not fight!" cried Rin jumping between the two. "I can't believe you two; you can never leave the other one alone! Though Obito did have a point about his Yondaime trap…"
"Well my Yondaime trap would've worked if you hadn't screamed and scared Obito out of that tree," shot back Kakashi.
"I can't help it that the ear phones didn't work, that you gave us!" yelled Rin.
"I can't…"
"NO MORE!" roared a voice and the kitchen of shinobi trembled. "What's going on here?" demanded Arashi. Instantly the three ceased to be enemies and were back to being fellow conspirators.
"Nothing…nothing!" they stammered giving him great big cheesy smiles. They had all formed a wall between the Yondaime and the shampoo.
"What are you cooking there?" asked Arashi. Kakashi looked to Rin, who looked to Obito. Obito smiled; well he tried to at least.
"It's…uh…a surprise," he stammered. Arashi suddenly smiled.
"I didn't see anything," he said with a grin walking off. When he was gone the three let out a joint sigh of relief.
"These pranks don't keep screwing up because of us," said Rin. "That was a close one, maybe he's on to us." Kakashi pulled out the bottle, and held it with one hand as Obito gently poured in their homemade shampoo, guaranteed to bleach Arashi's hair. Since it was already blond, the three assumed it would change his hair a pale yellow or white. Snickering maliciously the three tied up the bottle with ribbon and went to find Arashi.
Arashi was on his way home, his house was only several feet away. The three ran up.
"Hey Arashi-sensei!" called Obito. The Yondaime turned around pretending to be surprised.
"What is this?" he in a fakely amazed voice as they handed him the bottle of shampoo.
"Its shampoo, guaranteed to make your hair more pointy," said Rin with her winner smile.
"Thank you!" he cried and insisted on crushing them all in a big bear hug. After that as the fell to the dirt gasping for breath he said happily: "I'll go try it out right now!"
As Arashi walked into his house and closed the door. They gave each high fives.
"He fell for it!" cheered Rin hugging Obito. Rin is hugging me? Obito's cheeks reddened.
"Shh…Hold off on the celebration, we don't know if it'll work yet," cautioned Kakashi.
"Hmph, it should work," said Rin. "We sure enough put enough lemon in that to bleach Obito's hair blonde. Obito looked shiftily around and pulled his hat down further over his hair. The green paint had almost washed out, but not quite.
The Yondaime reached for his shampoo and grabbed the bottle his students had given him. They're so nice to have made shampoo for me, and it'll make my hair more pointy. Arashi grinned and flipped open the top and took a whiff of the shampoo.
"Ugh, lemon," he said, setting the bottle back down and reaching for his other shampoo. "I should tell them I like tangerine scent better,"
The three waited anxiously outside Arashi's house. They were holding their breath. Would it work?
At last the door opened and out stepped Arashi, same as ever, and his hair was still damp. The three looked at his hair. It was the same old blonde color.
"Lemon scented stuff makes my skin crawl," explained Arashi handing them back the bottle. "But thanks anyways, now if it were tangerine flavored…." Said Arashi going on about how much he loved tangerines, and then wondering if it was possible to make ramen flavored shampoo. Eventually Arashi walked off whistling.
"We were so close!" cried Obito. Rin patted him on the back and handed him the shampoo.
"He's a slippery eel alright," she said consolingly. Kakashi groaned.
"And we spent all that time cooking it up for him!"
"We're going to have to come up with something super tricky if we want to get him," said Obito. "Meet me tomorrow at the Ichiraku Ramen Shop."
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