I'm kinda sad, this is the last chapter. Tell me what you think. -laughs maliciously-

Note: I don't own Naruto or any of its totally sweet characters, they belong to Kishi-sama

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Chapter 10. Doom

The Claw couldn't figure it out. First there had been the mysterious masked guy following him in the Hokage tower, then the feather with green paint on it on his floor the next morning, then the pens stuck to the bottom of his trashcan, and how his room smelled like maple syrup the next morning. Then there was that trap in the tree, and then how the Sandaime fell out the window but didn't remember that he had… and the weird hat on Obito and finally the exploding bowl. It didn't make any sense.

"Someone must be trying to kill Obito…" murmured the Claw gazing thoughtfully at his claw. Suddenly the door opened and the claw was shoved in his desk.

"Arashi-sama?" Arashi groaned, and glared at Sarutobi. Why is he still alive?

"What do you want now?" he demanded of the former Hokage. Sarutobi rolled his eyes, ever since Arashi had questioned why he was still alive, he had been a little skeptical of the present Hokage. Arashi was glaring at him, and wondering how such an old man could fall out a window and live. Something is very wrong here.

Obito sat back and ran a hand through his blond hair, he couldn't think of anything. Rin groaned and buried her head in her hands. Kakashi flipped through the Yondaime's diary. Every so often he would cringe with a look of disgust and flip the page.

"Have you found anything good yet?" asked Obito fiddling around with a kunai he had pulled from his holster. Kakashi flipped a page scanning quickly through their sensei's fluid writing. Suddenly he dropped the book covering his mouth. (Even though it was already covered by his mask) Rin and Obito leaned forward eyes eager to know what Kakashi had read.

'What is it?" they asked eagerly. Grinning evilly Kakashi showed them the page of the diary. The other two gasped in horror. Leaning closer Kakashi whispered to them the plan.

"How?" asked Obito. Kakashi took out a slip of paper and wrote down what they each had to do.

"Right!" they agreed and headed off to set up the best prank ever.

Arashi looked shiftily to either direction as he headed off the main road of the village. It wasn't long before he came to his friend Haru's farm. Haru was the most awesome kunoichi ever, and Arashi was wondering what he should get her for her birthday as he opened the gate and walked in.

"Haru-chan!" he called as he walked deeper into the heart of the farm. She must be gone right now. Arashi knocked on her door, a flower in his hand. When no one answered he left it on her doorstep and proceeded to head for the barnyard. Whistling he walked to the pen of his pet chickens.

Instead of his chickens in the pen, there were the little individual cups of instant chicken ramen. Arashi took a step back, his eyes growing wide with terror. With a cry of horror Arashi fell to his knees. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My poor little chickens!" he cried. There was giggling behind him. The Hokage turned; fury in his eyes. Behind him, there stood three people. The first wore a mask like Kakashi often did, but his hair was bleach blonde. The second wore a ski mask, her ponytail sticking out the back. The third wore no mask but a beak on his face, and a skull cap, tufts of his silver hair poking out. They looked strangely familiar to Arashi.

"You've been pranked!" they laughed giving each other high fives. Arashi rose to his feet anger still gleaming in his blue eyes. The three twitched taking a step back.

"The chickens are okay," said Rin.

"Yeah, they're right over there," said Kakashi pointing towards a flock of chickens pecking contently at grain on the ground.

"Laugh with us," Obito encouraged, but Arashi was not about to take this lightly. A claw emerged from his sleeve. Raising it to the sky, flames in his eyes, he charged at them.

"The Claw shall have his revenge!"

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Muhahwhahahahahah, they got him, but I'm not thinking thats what they were expecting...

Please Review. and thanks for getting all the way to the last chapter. : D

-Hammy Uchiha