Disclaimer: I do not own naruto. (It so troublesome to write this)

At Orochimarus

Tastes like Chicken

By: TAIOODU

'Sasuke-kun may I come in?' Kabuto asked as he knocked on the door.

'Just wait a second,' Sasuke said as he got up, threw the sakura doll in the closet and took his thumb out of his mouth, 'Come in.'

Kabuto came in, 'Sasuke-kun, I need some hair gel for Orochimaru. You know him he never buys any thing and…' Kabuto stopped as he saw that Sasuke was not paying attention to him, but instead was staring at some photos on his desk.

'Do you miss them?' Kabuto asked as he looked at one of the pictures.

'Yep… I miss those dancing bears,' sasuke said sadly.

'No… I meant them,' Kabuto said.

'Oh… I am so sorry. Yeah I miss the flying chickens and the talking goldfish,' Sasuke said more sadly (tears were in his eyes)

'No them,' Kabuto said, pointing this time. Sasuke didn't move his head instead began to cry.

'I miss the jumping elephant,' Sasuke said as he began to hug his sakura doll.

Kabuto picked one of the pictures and shoved it into Sasuke's face, 'I meant your friends from Konoha,' Kabuto said.

Sasuke took the picture from his hands and began to cry even more, 'I …I don't miss them … I miss the dancing bears, flying chicken, talking goldfish and the jumping elephant…sob…why…why did Orochimaru have to eat them?'

'Because they were tasty,' Orochimaru said as he entered the room, 'the chicken tasted like chicken.'

'So they are supposed to taste like that,' Kabuto said.

'Yes…but the bear, goldfish and the elephant also tasted like chicken, weirdly,' Orochimaru said. Sasuke and Kabuto looked at each other with the "has-he-lost-it" look.

'Wonder how you're friends from Konoha would taste like…'Orochimaru began to think.

'Ramen!' Sasuke quickly said.

'Awww... not like chicken,' Orochimaru sighed.

Orochimaru shrugged then said, 'Who wants to see a dancing red turtle?'

'Me!' Kabuto and Sasuke said as they raced each other out. Orochimaru slowly followed them.

'Wonder if the turtle would taste like chicken…well I'll find out over dinner,' Orochimaru thought as he looked at the turtle, who was doing a crazy dancing move with Sasuke, 'What the… oh well its better than the dance that guy in the green jump suit is doing…um… wonder if he taste like chicken…'

THE END

Hope you enjoyed this one. So again all flames and reviews are welcomed.

Next chapter: Fears. So… I guess I'll update later. See Ya!