Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
At OrochimarusFears
By: TAIOODU
'Ah! Is this the house?' a man asked his fellow friends as they walked towards a big mansion.
'Big mansion…Broken windows …Broken Doors…Killer plants… Killer rabbits…Mad men… Yup this is the house, Louis. So what should we do next, Peter?' asked the second man.
'What we were told to do, Carlos…scare them,' peter said as he noticed the lights were closed in the entire mansion.
The three men went inside. They started hearing some voices coming from a room. They tried to hear what the voices were talking about.
'Sakura, I missed you so much… I love you,' one of the voices said. The three brusted in the door to find two ten-year-old kids hugging.
'We thought it was… never mind who are you two? Carlos asked.
The boy blush as he said, 'My name is Li Syoaran and well she is Sakura Kimimoto. We belong to the anime Card Captor Sakura.'
'This is supposed to be Orochimaru's house,' peter said to him self.
'Oh… Orochimaru lives next to us,' Sakura said, as she blushed, 'Please don't tell any one we were here…please.'
'Okay, we have bigger fish to fry,' Peter said turning away.
'We are going to fry, Kisame…Cool,' Louis said.
'It's just an expression now come on,' Carlos said as the three went next door.
This place was even more dark and with more mad men and killer rabbits. The three entered the room were Orochimaru and Sasuke were arguing about something.
'Orochimaru, you need to pay the electricity Bill or I won't be able to draw pictures of me killing Itachi…plus I can't see any thing. I need to see if I am going to make cookies,' sasuke said.
'Well… Okay, you win. I will pay the Electricity Bill… so you could make your Tasty cookies,' Orochimaru said then wiped the drool off his month.
The three looked at each other. Then nodded.
'Okay I'll go first,' peter said then made some seals and said, 'Genjutsu.'
The third Hokage appeared in front of Orochimaru. He took out Orochimaru's arms and began to taunt him, 'I got your arms. I got your arms…' he kept saying.
'Give them back!' Orochimaru shouted.
The third hokage stopped for a moment, then gave Orochimaru the scariest look ever, 'NOW I WANT YOUR WHOLE BODY!'
Orochimaru began to run around the room, followed by the third hokage. Sasuke stooped drawing for a moment and looked up. He saw Orochimaru running around.
'I thought he already did the running around to save your ass technique this morning…Oh well,' sasuke said then started drawing again.
'Now it's my turn,' said Carlos said and did the same thing as Peter.
Sasuke was about to pick to a pencil when the doors of the mansion opened and thousands of mindless, Sasuke fan girls brusted inside.
'Um… (sweat drop)… thank god I know the running around to save your ass technique' Sasuke started running as fast as he could.
Five minutes later Kabuto entered the room to see Orochimaru and sasuke running around.
'What they're playing without me,' Kabuto said, then started running too.
'Now it's my turn,' Louis said as he did the same thing.
Suddenly in front of Kabuto a giant MnM appeared. He stared at it then shouted,' this is a dream come true!'
Kabuto started running after the MnM. 'Try something else,' Peter suggested.
The MnM a vanished , but now a giant cookie stood in front of him.
'Wow! This is much better,' Kabuto said running after it.
The cookie disappeared and a pair of giant glasses appeared in front of him. Kabuto just stood there staring at them.
' Try No.chicken,' carlos suggested.
'Chicken is not a number. Try No. 1983,' Peter said as he hit Carlos on the head.
'But…but..thats..'
'well… nothing else is working on him,' Carlos said, 'We have to scare them All.'
Louis took a deep breath.
The glasses disappeared, but now the most gruesome, ugly, sicking (there are no words to describe it) thing stood there. It was gruesome that Kabuto began to run from it. That thing was…
ME!
So they all ran and ran till they got tried. And well till the three ran out of charka.
I need more power… sorry I meant reviews! So please send me some reviews. Next chapter well I got nothing right now. I am actually busy with another project… any way .See Ya!
