Back To Basics

A/N: Second chapter already. This one is crack!fic goodness, so enjoy if you will. I must credit my little sister for some of this. We obviously watch too much Disney Channel and find the most retarded jokes overly hilarious, because we thought this up at midnight. Review if you're nice, flame if you want to see roasted marshmallows, and just x this out if you're finished and don't wanna be nice.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Disney, simple as that.

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The Second

Fruit Flies

For some reason or some other, Gaara found himself on a stage, being watched by the eyes of all those close to him and all those not. He had nearly the whole of Sunagakure's population, meaning all of the females and their sad, pathetic, male companions who sat idly by as their counterparts drooled at Gaara's dumbfounding good looks, or so they stated. A good amount of Konohagakure was also depopulated due to this event, which no one was quite sure of being much of anything at all.

It really didn't matter though, because whatever Gaara had planned failed when he found himself rather nervous upon this stage by himself. In the front row, sat many a people, but specifically were his siblings and friends, the ninja of Konohagakure, or rather Naruto and his fairly unwilling team. They watched as he stared with a rather blank look of fear and a slightly ajar mouth. His hands were hidden behind his back and within a slow, five seconds, they were revealed. Revealed with what, you ask? Revealed with two oranges, one in each hand, raised to his eyes. And giving a squeaky and slightly shrill sort of squeal he screamed rather oddly (for this is very OOC and crack!fic-ish) "LOOK! I'M A FRUIT FLY!"

Naruto, being, well, Naruto, could not help but suppress a laugh. Gaara's siblings also suppressed laughs. When was the last time that Gaara had actually attempted being funny? Oh, right, he had never. All else stared in utter shock. Sure to not let Gaara assume this act alone, Naruto also magically pulled out two oranges and ran screaming on stage. "I WANT TO BE A FRUIT FLY TOO!"

Together, they began buzzing rather absurdly upon the vast stage, of course not before displaying their amazing singing talents, singing together "I'm a fruit fly, I'm a fruit fly, I'm a fruit fly, fruit fly, fruit fly…"

It wasn't until then that Temari and Kankuro began to fear the effects of Naruto upon their younger brother. Slapping their heads with their palms in unison, they realized that Naruto had made their brother into a bumbling idiot, and it wasn't so entertaining after 30 seconds of continuous buzzing. Then, they did the even more unexpected, for no one thought that in his idiotic lapse of stage fright would Gaara also become rather clumsy. Naruto and Gaara apparently had found their heads, rammed into the other's head that is. Simultaneously, they blacked out and there sat two, unconscious idiots in the middle of the stage, 4 squished oranges among them and heads still leaning together almost as if rag dolls.

Pathetically, Temari and Kankuro found themselves the only ones quite unchecked enough by the act to come to the two's rescues and drag them off stage. Moments later Temari found her way back on stage and announced, "This never happened unless you all want to be assassinated in your sleep. Thank you and please buy Gaara fandom merchandise on your way out. Enjoy the rest of your pathetic night."

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A/N: Yeah, this one ran long too… Went overboard with stupidly ranting description, it's part of the effect behind crack!fics, you know? Please review!