Percy: Sneaks through the window at 2 Am

Sally: *Flicks on lights and turns around in chair*

Sally: So, where were you?

Percy: I-I was with Annabeth!

Annabeth: *Turns around in her own chair*

Annabeth: Want to try again?


Pollux: So you two are gay?

Nico: Your mom's gay

Pollux: My mom is dead

Nico: Mine too

Pollux: *does a cool handshake with Nico*


*At the "Big Three" Table*

Jason: I don't know man, these glasses kinda ruin my facial structure

Percy: Nah, your face is fine bro

Jason: You sure bro?

Percy: Totally

Jason: But not as nice as yours

Percy: Dude, noone's face is as nice as yours

Nico:

Nico: I am literally the straightest person at this table


Carter: Are you crying?

Sadie: No, I'm having an allergic reaction

Carter: *Panics* To WhAt?!

Sadie: To LiFe!


Magnus: Would you ever punch a god?

Carter: I would punch a god for a hundred dollars

Percy: I would punch a god for ten dollars

Sadie: I would PAY ten dollars to punch a god

Apollo: *Sweats nervously*


Hera: I'm the Goddess of Family and Marriage, punk

Annabeth: Well, that didn't turn out well for you

Hades: *Watching from the underworld*

Hades: mmm GURL tea