12 year old Percy: Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid
12 year old Annabeth: Percy
Chiron: *Laughing hysterically from inside the big house*
Aphrodite: Everybody wants a prince or princess
Annabeth: Why would I want a prince, when I have a king that treats me like the queen I am?
Percabeth: *High Fives*
Will: Why can't we be like that Neeks?
Nico: Because your a peasant
Da Boyz playing scrable...
Magnus: I will put down my A to make A
Percy: I will add my T to your A to make AT
Jason: I will at my R to your AT to make RAT
Carter: I will use your RAT to make BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC
Percy: *Flips board*
Chiron: Who has the most dangerous significant other?
Percy: Annabeth judo flipped me once, and has tried to kill me multiple times
Carter: Tch, thats nothing, Zia tried to set me on fire once
Will: Nico can summon zombies, need I say more?
Magnus: Alex cut off my head once
Others: *Stunned Silence*
Reyna: Is this true?
Percy: Is what true Reyna, er praetor?
Reyna: Did you call Octavian, our Augur, a liar?
Percy: Yes Reyna
Reyna: Did you also say that he is a demon and that he does not deserve his position?
Percy: Yes
Reyna: Did you say that he is a twig and a biased ass?
Percy: Yes
Reyna:
Reyna: Have a cupcake Percy
Jason and Percy arguing: I'm Da Best! I'm Da strongest! NIICCCCOOOO TELL US WHOS STRONGER!
Nico: *Shadow travels to the underworld*
Nico: Dad, does they ever stop?!
Hades: *Opens mouth*
Zeus and Posiden on Iris message with hades: HADES! WHO IS STRONGER?!
Hades: No son, there is no end, only pain
