Not only is this chapter the one prior to the Touka x Haise chapter that I've been anticipating to write for quite sometime now, but this chapter will mark an important change to Haise's character,

A canonical change of Haise that was quite popular when it came out.

Anyways, the author's notes will be at the end of this chapter.

Please enjoy reading this chapter, and thank you for taking the time out of your day to read this fanfiction!


Having carried Eto, along with her large brown paper-bag containing nothing but two-hundred 'McNuggets' and enough sweet and sour sauce to fill a mixing bowl, through the lobby of her apartment complex, the elevator ride for Haise and his stoned half-ghoul friend consisted mostly of him having to do most of the heavy lifting.

Due to Eto being too far gone to be a viable conversationalist, aside from her occasionally snickering or slurring out random thoughts under her breath, the elevator ride up to the twenty-fourth floor of the apartment complex was rather quiet and uneventful for Haise; which he actually found to be boring, in comparison to how he had become accustomed to living life in the fast lane as of lately.

"Easy does it, now…" Haise spoke under his breath, as he carefully carried Eto over his shoulder while navigating his way down the series of hallways that led him to the front-door of the half-ghoul's one-bedroom apartment. Unable to comprehend what Eto was saying, as she laid limp over his shoulder, Haise focused on using his only free-hand to fiddle with the half-ghoul's keyring, until he found the exact key he needed to unlock the front door.

After having to use more effort to open the door than what should have been required of him, Haise was able to enter Eto's apartment for the first time in his life. Suffice to say, the messy kitchen littered with wrapped rice balls, and the mattress laid out in the messy living room that had blankets, pillows, and electronics laying around really took away from the elegant image that Haise had in his head of how Eto's apartment would have looked like.

'It's… Smaller than I expected; that's for sure… At least the Christmas decorations look nice,' Haise thought flatley to himself, as he couldn't help but to wonder where exactly he would sleep, when it came time for him to cross that hurdle. While trying to imagine himself finding a nice and cozy spot beside the well-wrapped gifts that lay underneath the illuminated Christmas tree, Haise was suddenly caught off guard when he felt Saiko wrapping her arms around his upper thigh.

"MAMAN, YOU'RE HOME!" Saiko squealed out with tears of joy welling up in her blue eyes, as she snuggled her chubby face into his leg. "Oh Maman…! Saiko was worried sick about you… You aren't allowed to be all by yourself anymore, okay Maman? Saiko won't allow it…!" Saiko declared in a muffled voice, due to her face still being buried into Haise's thigh; the same thigh that the short woman was being a little too clingy and touchy with.

Instantly being reminded of the fact that he'll have to go to GOAT's secret meeting all by himself later on, contradictory to what Saiko and Eto had demanded of him, Haise smiled nervously as he placed the bag of McDonald's onto the wooden end table that stood beside the door. "... It's good to see you too, Saiko," Haise said warmly, doing his best to avoid having to address the woman's request, all while placing Eto's large keyring into the small porcelain bowl that rested beside the bag of McDonald's.

Although Mutsuki had been craving to have her 'Sensei' back at her side, where she deemed him to belong, the qunix was more laidback and nowhere as emotionally-frantic as she had been when Haise first woken up from his six-month long coma. Setting her book down on the glass coffee-table that sat in the middle of the cluttered living room, Mutsuki casually stood up from her spot on the couch before making her way over to the kitchen area to greet Haise.

"Merry Christmas Eve, Sensei…? Umm… What happened to Yoshimura?" Mutsuki asked with a furrowed brow, as she gestured with a nod over to where Eto's feet dangled down the front of Haise's body.

Unsure whether or not he was ready to disclose the truth behind why Eto's mind was currently on vacation, Haise's gaze shifted nervously from side-to-side, trying his damndest to conjure up a lie that would be believable enough to fool the two women. Even before Haise could figure out a way to cover up for Eto being stoned, Mutsuki was easily able to notice something off about her Sensei's mannerisms.

"Erm… She… She ate a bad s-shrimp," Haise said in a poor enough attempt at a lie that even Saiko herself was able to instantly recognize that what he had just said wasn't true.

"'Ate a bad shrimp'? How, Maman?! 'Other Maman' left to go pick you up two hours ago, and you came home with McDonald's, for crying out loud…! Besides, Saiko knows for a fact that it takes at least four hours to begin to feel the effects of food poisoning from shellfish; and last Saiko checked, 'smelling like THAT' wasn't a symptom of food poisoning…!" Saiko said with a goofy glare on her face, as she looked up from Haise's thigh to stare intently at his eyes.

Seeing the man who she once admired for being able to lie as well as her being caught lying was disheartening for Mutsuki, especially since she saw the negative trait as something that connected her so well to Haise. Now that it became apparent to her that Haise was becoming less-and-less capable of lying, ever since he had first awoken from his coma, Mutsuki found herself suddenly questioning whether or not she still loved him the same way that she once had.

Being too caught up in having to explain himself to Saiko to notice Mutsuki's expression shifting on her face, Haise swallowed back the lump in his throat before letting out an elongated breath of air through his pursed lips. "Phewwww…! O-Okay, okay, ermmm… It, uh… It wasn't actually a bad shrimp…"

Tightening her grip on Haise's thigh hard enough to elicit a wince from him, Saiko continued to stare demandingly at her 'Maman', while still expecting an honest answer. "Shame on you for trying to lie to Saiko, Maman! Now… What REALLY happened then?"

Tapping one hand nervously against the thigh that wasn't currently being grabbed onto, Haise clicked his tongue against the side of his teeth a few times while trying to muster up the nerve to tell the truth for a few moments, before finally, and reluctantly, coming clean.

"... Funny story, actually," Haise said with a nervous and forced chuckle, as he continued to hold Eto while she began to idly wiggle her toes for no apparent reason, other than to just entertain herself. "So… Eto and I took a stroll down memory lane, ended up at the elementary school that we met once at, and then… And then, well… I shared some of my 'herbal medicinals' with her, and then, erm… And then some 'stuff' happened, and well, here I am...!" Haise said with an uneasy smile, as he watched Saiko's face change from angry to shock.

"Maman…?! You… You didn't, did you?!" Saiko asked with a flabbergasted look on her face, while Mutsuki herself didn't quite understand the gist of what the other two were talking about.

"I don't understand… What are you talking about, Saiko?" Mutsuki asked with a frown on her face, due to her being a bit upset over the fact that she felt left out of whatever was being discussed between her two ex-squad members.

Turning around to Mutsuki with a mischievous grin on her face, Saiko walked over to the perplexed woman before standing on her tippy-toes to lean in closer to her ear to whisper, "Maman and Yoshimura smoked that 'ganja', that 'mary-jane'; sweet 'marji-a-mij'...!"

Tightening her lips to show the amount of displeasure she felt from hearing such a revelation from Saiko, who clearly wasn't taking the fact that her Sensei was developing another vice to be at all serious, Mutsuki crossed her arms and moved past the short-stacked woman to make her way over to the nervous looking young man who she thought she loved.

"... Sensei," Mutsuki addressed in an aggravated tone, while doing her best to ignore Eto, who was now beginning to waddle her feet humorously for no apparent reason other than making herself giggle. "Why are you smoking marijuana now? That's very… Unlike you… I don't like it." Mutsuki stated firmly, while starting to squint her eyes as she glared intently into Haise's grey-shifty eyes.

"I-I'm not smoking it to get high, Tooru; if that's what you're thinking," Haise said as defensively as he could, while still maintaining his calm and friendly demeanor. "I'm only using it to ease my mind. It's been… It's been a really hard week for me and I really don't have the time for psychiatric therapy."

"Oh, is that so?!" Mutsuki rebutteled with an angered look in her eyes, as she suddenly took a step forward towards Haise to intruded on his personal space. "So what, you think you're the only one who's been having it hard?! Is that what you were trying to imply?! Do you think we're not suffering either?!"

Caught off guard by how aggressive and confrontational the usually timid qunix was being with him, Haise found himself at a loss for words; doing his best to formulate a response while he idly watched as a look of discomfort and fear washed over Saiko's once-happy-go-lucky face.

While Mutsuki continued to glare at him while expecting a response, Haise watched as Saiko slowly turned around before dragging her feet while making her way back towards her safespace, which was located at the papasan chair.

"Hey, I'm talking to you!" Mutsuki shouted loudly enough that she actually managed to startle Haise; especially when she reached up to grab him by the chin, to forcibly move his head so that he was looking directly at her. "Look at me when I'm talking to you, Haise…"

"I… I wasn't trying to imply that none of you weren't struggling; I was just trying to tell you that I was smoking it to keep me relaxed enough to deal with everything that's been going on," Haise said in a quieter voice than he indeed used to use.

Not satisfied with the response that she was given, Mutsuki tightened her fingers around Haise's chin before speaking once again. "So that's your answer, huh? You're using drugs as a way to temporarily escape from the tragic life that YOU keep making for yourself?"

Furrowing his brows after feeling offended by Mutsuki's accusations, Haise's lips curled down into a frown before opening back up, as he asked, "... What's that supposed to mean?"

"It means exactly what you think it means," Mutsuki replied back with a scornful tone in her words, making it abundantly clear to Haise that everything that she was saying was a result of her pent-up frustration.

"... The horrible things that happened to you while you were in the CCG, and even before then, might have been out of your control, but everything that's going on right now? Shirazu's death, Urie becoming a psychopath, and the state that CCG and Tokyo are in right now?! That's completely YOUR doing, and not only that, but you're STILL actively putting yourself and the rest of us in danger, all because you want to get your dick wet for some BITCH that Saiko and I couldn't give less of a shit about!"

While Haise could tolerate Mutsuki insulting him, he wasn't at all willing to let her talk slander of the most important woman in his life. "You will NOT disrespect Hinami, Mutsuki." Haise said sternly without trying to maintain his friendly demeanor, as he reached up with his free hand to pry Mutsuki's fingers off of his chin.

Feeling her fingers involuntarily curling inward to form her hands into fists, Mutsuki's first instinct right there-and-then was to punch Haise in the face. Having to use all her willpower to not follow through with what she actually wanted to do, Mutsuki took a moment to collect her thoughts before finally breathing out her rage into an elongated sigh.

"... Shirazu was right about you: at the end of the day, you'll always choose Hinami over the rest of us," Mutsuki said bitterly, as she shot her hand out past Haise's hip to retrieve the car keys, before looking back up to tell her mentor.

"... The problems that you create for yourself are what's going to drive you over the edge, Haise; you're hurting us all, and more importantly, you're hurting yourself," Mutsuki said in a tone that was far less harsher than the one she was using moments ago. Looking up at Haise with a hurt expression on her face, Mutsuki stared silently at her mentor's eyes, trying her best to tell herself that she had no feelings for him, but to no avail.

The truth was that no matter how questionable Haise's decisions were as of late, Mutsuki still loved him, despite everything she had criticized him for.

"... Haise, how… How do you think things would have been right now, if you never left :re to go looking for Hinami? Do you think you'd be happier if you… If you were content with just having us around?" Mutsuki asked with a genuine look of curiosity in her eyes, which made Haise's anger subside the longer he lamented over her hypothetical scenario.

"... Shirazu would still be alive, and well… Maybe Yoshimura would have remembered her old life sooner, sort of like how you eventually started to? If by some miracle that actually did happen, then well… Maybe you could have been there for Urie, rather than putting us all in a position where he's our enemy… Who knows? Despite what you might think of him, he… He always looked up to you; he was just too afraid to show it."

Having said what had been on her mind ever since the night that they all came home from Corniculum, Mutsuki gently walked past Haise to open the apartment's front door. With one foot on the outside hallway's carpet, and the other still placed firmly on top of Eto's kitchen tile, Mutsuki kept her back facing towards Haise, so that she could hide the fact that she was starting to weep silently.

"... Hairu's surgical operation and treatment process afterward was paid for in advance by Yoshimura; she went to the hospital to take care of her the morning after you almost got us killed at Corniculum," Mutsuki said in a monotone voice, due to her purposefully trying her hardest to suppress the headache she felt.

"... I don't know if you actually do care about us anymore, especially Shirazu, but… But I thought that you should know that," Mutsuki said solemnly, before quietly turning her head over her shoulder to stare hauntingly into Haise's unnerved eyes.

"... You look stressed, Sensei. Why don't you have a drink; maybe even smoke something while you're at it? It sure would beat having to confront your problems head on, wouldn't it?" Mutsuki said humorlessly with a weak smile on her face, before turning back around to close the door behind her.

Frozen to the spot while still carrying Eto over his shoulder, Haise found himself falling deeper into the pit of despair that he himself had dug himself into. Listening from the otherside of the front door as he could hear Mutsuki's footsteps grow quieter and more distant the longer he stood there, Haise swore at himself for not being strong enough to chase after Mutsuki for the purpose of wanting to apologize.

What Mutsuki thought of him was true: Haise was finding it almost impossible to lie not only to others, but to himself as well. Haise wanted to chase down Mutsuki not to apologize for what his actions and pursuits had done to her and the rest of his friends, but just so he could justify his actions to not only her, but to himself as well.

With Eto unable to provide him comfort, Haise was practically left alone in the apartment with the sound of workout music blaring through the door of the master bedroom. With Saiko cowering under the blanket of the papasan, Haise instinctually carried Eto with him as he dragged his feet behind him while making his way to the living room.

Setting Eto down carefully on the couch, while self-deprecating thoughts about how much he hated himself for what he was willingly doing to those around him raced through his head, Haise fought back the tears welling up in his eyes, as he reached down towards the mattress laying down on the living room floor to retrieve a large blanket.

Feeling his head starting to pound while he became more light-headed by the second, Haise did his best to remain calm while tucking the blanket around Eto's frame. Thinking about how he was responsible for allowing Eto to end up stoned, and for not being the role model he once was, Haise let out a trembling breath as he fluffed the couch pillow before readjusting it underneath the half-ghoul's head of messy green-hair.

While Haise couldn't help but to feel envious for how blissfully ignorant Eto was of the drama unfolding around her, a majority of him felt solace knowing that she wasn't negatively impacted by it; another part of Haise knew sooner-or-later that the aforementioned drama would be waiting for her to wake up to. The solace that he did feel immediately washed away with that revelation, which only further frustrated Haise.

Trying his absolute hardest to pay no mind to the ghostly image of Hinami standing in the corner of his peripheral vision, Haise's breathing became more audible as he found himself starting to succumb to a panic-attack that wasn't far from reaching him. "You should listen to what Mutsuki said, Onii-chan! You need something to take that edge off; you're starting to crack~!" Hinami mused in a mocking voice, while Haise made his way over to the papasan to try and comfort Saiko.

However, upon barely even touching Saiko's safety blanket, Haise immediately recoiled after hearing her mumble out in a shaky voice "D-Don't touch me…! I… I don't wanna talk to you right now, Sasaki… J-Just… Just leave me, okay...?" Saiko requested through a choked up voice that conveyed just how serious she was, considering that she didn't even bother using cutesy nicknames or even tried referring to herself in the third person, like she usually did.

Retracting his hand, Haise felt Saiko's words cut just as deep as Mutsuki's had. The pain that Haise felt coursing through his head was starting to physically affect him, and soon enough the one-eyed ghoul could feel his heart beginning to palpitate. Holding one hand up to his tightening chest, the only thing Haise wanted more than anything that very moment was just to numb the physical and metaphysical heartache he felt.

Feeling his vision starting to tunnel, Haise's movements felt automated to him as he made his way out of the cluttered living room and into the kitchen. Grabbing onto the marble counter for support, Haise used his free hand to retrieve his medication from the pocket of his jacket, before uncapping it with just one hand. Practically slamming the orange pharmaceutical bottle onto the kitchen counter, Haise placed one of the many dissolvable tablets underneath his tongue, while pulling out a bar stool to sit on.

Placing both forearms down against the counter to support himself while he allowed the medication to work its magic, Haise let out a shallow breath while still battling with his own hateful and unforgiving thoughts.

As to narrate his own thoughts to convey them into more comprehensible strings of sentences to help him understand himself better, Haise opened his eyelids to look across the marble bar counter. Standing between where he sat and his mind's hallucation of Hinami was a bottle of unopened vodka, which judging by the colorful bow wrapped around its glass neck was purchased for the sole purpose of celebrating Haise's return.

Despite the fact that his mind was far from being okay, the irony of what he saw wasn't lost on Haise. Letting out a quiet chuckle, Haise grinned humorlessly to himself as he reached over to push aside the bottle of alcohol that seemed so enticing to him. "I…! I-I don't need that…!" Haise said quietly with his smile quickly vanishing from his face, before suddenly jerking his hand into his jacket to pull out the bag of joints that Roma had given him.

"I don't FUCKING need this either…!" Haise spat out angrily, as he violently tossed the ziplock bag across the messy kitchen and watched as it hit the fridge before falling down on the tile. Breathing in-and-out through his nostrils, Haise kicked the bar stool underneath him as he violently stood up with his hands gripping tightly around the edge of the bar counter.

"You seem upset, Onii-Chan… Why is that?" The phantom image of Hinami asked with an eerie look on her face, as she leaned in closer to Haise to stare intently into his wide-eyes. "You're going to finally see the REAL Hinami, along with Arima and Ihei… Isn't that more than what you wanted, Onii-Chan? Or… Or could it be that you've been so preoccupied with finding her, that you've completely neglected the consequences of your actions? Is this a rude awakening, Onii-Chan? Do you like not being an alcoholic and a drug-abuser?"

"... Shut your mouth," Haise spat back with his fingers tightening around the edge of the marble table, with enough force applied to the counter that Haise could feel the marble breaking apart into small chunks of polished rocks that fell onto the carpet beneath his feet.

"... Mutsuki's right, you know? You truly are someone who puts themselves through Hell, and all for the wrong reasons, no less." Hinami said, as Haise did his best to remember that she was just a mere figure of his own guilty conscience, and that hitting her would do nothing. "You didn't chase me to save me. Admit it: you only pursued me to escape from the fact that you were just running from your problems, and still are. What do you honestly expect to happen once you meet Hinami?"

"... If Arima and Ihei are with her, do you think you have a chance to forcibly take Hinami back with you? And that's even assuming that she wants to go with you to begin with… She loves Kaneki, the person who you used to be; not the man who you've become… Of course, that doesn't have to be the case forever; you can go back to being carefree and happy as 'Kaneki', once you complete what you need to do while still being 'Haise'."

"... Kill Urie and Tsukiyama, destroy CCG, betray the United Front and take Rushima Island's research and development plans to create artificial food for yourself. Use GOAT and those who follow you to accomplish these goals, and before you know it, you can be 'Ken Kaneki' again, and every sin you've committed as 'Haise Sasaki' will die with that name."

"... Don't you think you've run away from who 'Haise Sasaki' needs to be for long enough, Onii-Chan?" Hinami asked with a wide smile on her face, as she stepped back to gaze with excited eyes as Haise's trembling body suddenly came to a halt.

At that very moment, it was then that Haise had an epiphany. What Hinami had said about him running away from who needed was true, and it's what was preventing him from fulfilling the role he needed to play. The image of who 'Haise Sasaki' was had been a ruse to hide his true nature, including from himself. Inevitably, the lies that he had been using to create the facade of 'Haise Sasaki' made his personality no more real than the phantom of Hinami standing across from him.

And if he wasn't any less real than the demonented version of Hinami who had been mocking him for far too long, then it only made sense to Haise that there wasn't any reason why he couldn't kill her right then and there.

This was something that the phantom version of Hinami realized too, and soon her condescending smile faded into a look of horror, as she watched Haise calmly and collectively make his way around the kitchen counter.

"What are you… What are you doing, Onii-Chan?" The hallucination of Hinami asked with an uneasy smile on her face, as she instinctively backed away from Haise. "W-What's with the smile? S-Stop that… Stop it! D-Don't get near me…! Stop it! ST-"

Wrapping his hands around her throat, Haise continued to smile at her as he watched from his peripheral vision as his white-fluffy bangs slowly started to straighten and transform back into being a dark-crimson color.

Enjoying the feeling of having control over his life once more, without any false sense of morality to hold him back, Haise leaned in closer as he watched the figment of his guilty conscience perish before his very eyes.

Having no qualms about seeing the younger version of Hinami die to his hands, Haise watched with a powerful sense of satisfaction as the phantom of Hinami faded away; leaving him with a clear conscience and a rejuvenated sense of purpose. Standing proudly in the wake of his newfound revelation of who he truly was meant to be.

That was, however, until the bedroom door opened and Touka poked her head out to stare at him. "Kaneki!"

Instantly feeling his inner dark side returning back into the recesses of his mind, Haise let out a submissive yelp upon hearing his name being called by the extremely intimidating woman. Turning around to face her, Haise caught a quick glance of his bangs returning back to their usual fluffiness, while also becoming white as snow once more.

"Y-Yes, T-Touka…!?" Haise stuttered out with an extremely nervous look on his face, as he smiled uneasily at the unamused look on Touka's stern face.

"… You're late. Get inside here, right now," Touka ordered with a dominant look in her purple eyes, before snapping at Haise to get inside the bedroom with her.

Wondering where his sudden newfound confidence and purpose had wandered off to when he needed them the most, Haise was once again rendered back to his usual self, except for the fact that guilt he had been feeling since he had woken up from his six-month coma no longer felt like it was burdening him.

Deciding to take life as it was by holding off on reflecting on the many questions that were racing through his head, questions such as why his hair had changed along with his personality for the briefest of times, Haise focused solely on mentally preparing himself for whatever Touka had in store for him, as he reluctantly made his way over to the pried-open bedroom door.

Whatever she was about to do to him was going to hurt, that's all he knew for certain.


Black Reaper Haise/Kaneki has now entered the story!

To those who actually freaking read both Chapters 27 + 28, this reveal must have been something that you all saw coming. Seriously, why did so many of you skip those two IMPORTANT chapters?

That's enough of my rant.

Ghost Hinami, the very thing that had been representing Haise's repressed guilt and self-loathing has been vanquished, and now Haise will act more confidently and more like his canonical Black Reaper self. Well, whenever he has to, that is.

Unlike the canon, Haise doesn't actually want to die like how he did in the manga/anime; he merely did what Urie was doing in this fanfic, and decided to embrace his darker personality in order to achieve his goals.

With that being said, again, Haise doesn't want to actually die; he wants to live as Ken Kaneki. So he's just going to do whatever it is he needs to do, all guilt free, and pin it all on 'Haise Sasaki' and will abandon everything about 'Haise Sasaki' so he can go back to living how he used to.

Sort of a twist on the canonical goal of his to 'go out in style'.

This decision was made for actual reasons, other than just because the Black Reaper Haise/Kaneki was in the manga, and I wanted to include that side of him into this story as well.

Let's face it, Haise isn't the kind of guy who would sleep around without feeling guilty about it. Haise, in his base form, is more like pre-Aogiri Ken Kaneki, or even post-Aogiri Kaneki: they both would be dedicated to ONE woman.

But I still like base Haise, so he'll change personalities depending on what suits him the best for any given moment. Because I like both of them, goddamnit.

Haise only had sex with Mutsuki because he was extremely drunk when he did, and having sex with Eto was easier for him because he actually has feelings for her that are romantic. That was a hurdle to write through without breaking too much character, so the way I see it, writing Haise as someone who sleeps around a lot would be very out of character for him.

Black Reaper Haise, on the other hand, is someone who would do something like that, because he's someone who doesn't care about the consequences of his actions. Everything he does is for the purpose of achieving an ultimate goal, nothing else really matters to him. Hence why if there would be a personality that would be fine with breaking hearts and sleeping around, it would be him out of everyone one of Haise/Kaneki's personalities.

Anyways, let's get to the reviews.

Thank you for reviewing Carla! Karren is heartbroken, but it's to the point where she herself knew what was going on; it was only then in chapter 32 that she finally came to terms with how Tsukiyama saw her. And don't worry, Haise will still have moments with Eto that show his sweet side that gives her hope. Eto will be fine with waiting until he's ready to become Ken Kaneki again.

I can have Touka force Haise to lick up the sweat in her crack. Great idea, lol.

Jokes on Roma, up until artificial food becomes available that would keep her baby alive.

I can have Haise ride on top of Touka in a piggy-back style, and have him thrusting into her while she's underneath him.

If I did make Haise scream out Eto's name during an orgasm, it would have to not break the mood. So I'll see what I can do, Guest lol.

Thanks for reviewing, Saitama! And eventually I do want to have other character smoking weed, but since I've written about four chapters straight of it, I decided to take a break from it for now. I might write a chapter of Roma and Karren spending time together in the mountains though, while waiting to be picked up by the United Front.

Don't worry Guest, I'll be sure to have Touka lift Haise upside while they sixty-nine.

Thank you for reviewing, Reviewbruh! I'm glad you enjoyed Haise and Eto interacting with one another, and were able to appreciate the cringe of Darkheart and Katana-Master! And yeah, that picture of Haise with Eto will probably piss Touka off.

Haise describing the smell of Touka's gentials and ass before tasting each one is hot, ngl. Definitely gonna do that.

And don't worry, Haise will be bruised by the end of his session with Touka.

Thank you for reviewing Root A! Karren couldn't get pregnant by Tsukiyama, which will be revealed later as him being infertile. And yeah, Haise being groomed to fit the role better is definitely what they had in mind; like a Reaper Slayer, as you said. And I'm glad I wasn't the only one who liked that Godzilla x Tokyo Ghoul crossover, lmao.

Don't worry, only Eto used to drink while being underaged. Haise/Kaneki never drank with her.

And yeah, Touka will definitely be craving Haise after she tastes him; and yes, she'll have had second-hand Eto orgasm in her mouth too, lol.

If Haise revealed to Eto that he made a promise to protect her, she would be touched and probably get teared up.

Thank you for posting this scenario L! I enjoyed it, even tho technically the BTS meal purposefully doesn't come with sweet and sour sauce, but rather it comes with that 'Rick and Morty' sauce that was popular all those years ago.

"Look Eto we're in luck, there's no cars in the drive thru!" says an excited Haise.

"That's great I'm really dying to get those McNuggets!" said a hungry Eto.

Haise pulls into the drive thru and takes a look in his rear view mirror, "That's a lot of cars behind us, good thing we made it first!" says Haise.

"Hello welcome to McDonald's would you be interested in trying our new BTS meal today sir?" spoke the drive thru speaker.

"Eto do you want the BTS meal it has McNuggets ,fries, and a sweet and spicy sauce?" asks Haise.

"Mmmmhh count me in!" says Eto.

"Okay we'll take one!" says Haise.

"Will that be all for you today sir?" spoke the drive thru speaker.

"Yeah that's it." replied Haise.

"I'll have your total at the window." spoke the drive thru speaker.

"Okay" reply's Haise and he drives up to the window to pay. Haise hands the cashier the money then drives up to get his order.

"Here you go sir, have a nice day!" says the McDonald's employee as she hands Haise the bag of food.

"Thank you!" says Haise and he hands the bag to Eto.

Eto takes out her McNuggets when she makes a startling discovery that causes tears to pool in her eyes. "Ha… Haise!" says a panicked Eto.

"Huh, what's wrong Eto?!" asks an alert Haise as they're leaving the drive thru.

"They… they forgot to give me my sweet and spicy sauce!" cries out an upset Eto.

"Don't worry Eto I'll drive back and get the sauce for you!" says a determined Haise before he turns the car around and sees how packed the drive thru has gotten. "Awww BARNACLES!" shouts an annoyed Haise.

(That ending hits too close to home, lmao).

Yes Guest, I'll be sure to have Touka smell Haise's cock and comment on it.

Touka eating Haise's ass has been approved by the council.

Haise writing Eto's book and making money from that is probably his best bet to pay for al that child support lol.

Haise have Yukimura away because he'll be getting another one of Arima's quinques soon.

Touka will have Mikasa Ackerman's body in this fanfic from here on out; so yes, her abs are bigger than his.

Mutsuki is upset at Haise already, so having another reason to blame Saiko will be easy for her if she found out he finds Saiko more attractive than her.

Speaking of which, I'll be sure to place Hinami at second place, just for you, Guest.

Touka squirting on Haise to leave her scent on him is a must.

Touka will definitely be taking it up the ass, pussy, mouth, breast, abs, muscles and armpit. Don't worry about that.

And don't worry, Eto will probably have the most lemons with Haise out of everyone.

And a big ol' round of applause for the Lemon Muse Guest who wrote the Ayumu x Haise paragraph in the reviews while I was editing this chapter. You're an MVP, and you're extremely creative and I'm glad to have you as an ally.

And because of your lemon ideas, rest assured that Haise and will be spending most of his time with Eto, out of all of the other women around him. That scene of their oil massage and Haise banging her lolita ass while whispering sweet nothings is what I like to call 'an epic gamer moment'.

Thank you for taking the initiative to have creative freedom! The next couple I'd love for you to draft would be either Rusiawa or Karren. For now, I say let's hold off on doing Ihei x Haise, because I haven't written those two interacting yet. And for you, Lemon Muse, feel free to request Etoken scenarios, and I'll do my best to fulfill your requests!

That about does it for now, I think.

Again, Chapter 34 will be the Touka x Haise chapter.

Thank you, and please have a great rest of your day!