A/N: This will just be some short stories with Renji's views on a few things, like Valentines Day... and maybe Ichigo's face, because I find that funny. It's just ridiculous plotbunnies.. don't hate me for them. Oh and I own nothing... beside the ideas...
Chapter 1… Valentines Day
Valentines Day… it must be the most unnecessary day of the year. In Renji's opinion it was silly to have an entire day dedicated to give your precious one a gift. Couldn't people just do that whenever they wanted? It was ridiculous, seriously. It was just another day of February, nothing special about it.
Of course, that was until a short girl with shoulder length black hair stopped him in the hall as he was walking to his class. She was blushing brightly and Renji realized that he'd never seen her before, so when she reached a small red package and said: "Ano… Abarai-san… would you accept this gift?" His eyebrows had shot up, but he quickly managed to regain his composure.
"Err… sure." The girl smiled brightly, still blushing, gave him the package and ran of with the words: "I really love your tattoos!" This left a rather confused Renji in the hall. After a minute or two he made his way into his classroom where he noted that Rukia, Ichigo, Orihime Inoue, Chad (or was it Sado?), Matsumoto Rangiku and Hitsugaya Toushirou were already present.
Ichigo had his nose in a book with his usual frown on his face, and Renji realized that he sensed a lot of anxiety in the air. Then Orihime rushed over to Ichigo with a huge red package and exclaimed:
"Kurosaki-kun, would you accept my Valentines gift?" Ichigo looked up at the gift. Renji figured that he was a little unsure since if it was something Orihime had cooked herself… then there was a big chance he'd get food poisoning. Or so said the stories of her cooking that he'd heard so far.
"Yeah… sure Inoue…" He took it and placed it in his bag and went on reading as Orihime returned to her desk happily. Next however, was Tatsuki, she threw her little red box in Ichigo's face and said:
"Here you go, Ichigo… do you accept my Valentines gift?" It was obvious that the last part was only there for show, Tatsuki had no intention of letting Ichigo refuse it. This amused Renji, who knew Valentines Day could be so funny? Ichigo grumbled something but put the gift down in his bag.
"Arigato, Tatsuki, Inoue." Then he went back to his book again. Renji couldn't believe how boring the kid was, seriously, he was one of the strongest shinigamis… and there he was… reading a book caring about nothing.
Suddenly Renji felt someone poke his shoulder, he looked down, Rukia. She had a smirk on her face as she half whispered half said to him: "This is where things get interesting." … What? What was she talking about? Suddenly a rustle was heard and several girls had walked up to Ichigo, each of them presenting their own gift to him, looking mildly terrified as he looked at them, all because of that frown. Ichigo accepted all the gifts, apparently seeing no point in not doing so and put them all down in his bag… which was almost overflowing with red and pink packages.
Renji snickered, Ichigo had that many admirers? That was ridiculous! Next thing he knew, Rukia had pulled his face down in the level of her own and she said: "I've been told that those girls have been trying to get the guts to give him those gifts for quite some time. Apparently, he's been too scary for them to have enough courage to go through with it." Then she let go of his face and Renji straightened his back.
Rukia's words sank in and he blinked a couple of times before bursting out in laughter. Humans sure were pathetic sometimes. Then the teacher stepped inside and before he took his seat Renji had enough time so see Asano Keigo glomp Ichigo before getting punched off and taking his own seat.
But it was Renji's conclusion, no matter how hilarious it was to see Ichigo walk home with a bag which was filled with red and pink packages, and no matter how hilarious it was seeing the shiny ribbons fall out of it into the visable light, Valentines Day was still one of the most unnecessary days of the year.
Owari
A/N: Yes, it's not nearly as funny as I wanted it to be... don't flame me for it x'D I wrote it in 20 minutes... bah... oh well...