A\N: sorry for the wait. I blame the person who came up with the flu.
I don't own anything.
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It was morning and sawyer had rolled over half expecting Kate to yell at him for smothering her, even though she was the one who wanted to get closer and built Rachel and Kelly and prince their own separate rooms, but NO. When sawyer didn't hear that he got up and looked thrown their big hut to find nothing. Sawyer had suspected that they went to go for a bath, but when he looked over the bath bag was gone. Now he was worried, but when he looked outside he saw the family was at some meeting in the giant hut.
"We can't go into the magic jungle " Claire said
"Well what do you suppose we do then snocoms " Charlie said
" Actually that's the only reason I brought eko here so he can figure out what we can do. "
"yes that is right, we must wait and see what fate has brought us then we will go out five passes from that tree and we will find jack or that tree or tha-"
"How do you now that " asked kate
" Ooh well it says under the MISSING PERSON section of the instruction manual for my each sold separately jesus stick . " said eko.
"Wow" everyone said.
"Why can't we leave him out there, we left Claire out there for about 2 weeks and she found HER way back… eventually." Jack said
" I am with Jack " sawyer yelled
"Wait jack your back, well there goes my vacation days. See ya back at the hut freckles."
"yes that is correct I am back and I will share my adventure with you over this big fire that I made in two minutes "
After the little story about elves and pixies they all returned back to their hut but. . Teddy and prince went out for dinner the moonlight and eating pasta served by yours truly Mr. bearded man whose name escapes me…
It was cleaning day , the day that sawyer had dredded the most . so kate made him a tiny little list that contained
Catlitter
Remove sand from all underground faciltys
Sweep sand from deck
Bathe the girls.
Yes only 4 , but 4 was to many sooooo
"plzzz freckles that's only another thing on your list ,and plus it is just cat litter it won't kill ya" sawyer bagged
"No no and no, you need to learn how to fend for yourself. "
" But I cant I am busy i…i…. I have a poker game with Hurley"
"Fine"
"Really"
"No"
"you suck freckles"
I now"
A\N: sry for the wait again.
