The Naruto Incident

By: NellySama

A/n/Foreword: Ha…two...reviews. Two stinking reviews!. TT.TT How cruel one people be… But, Whatever. I'm going ahead with a second chapter…or drabble chaps, as I would call it. . 57…hits. C'mon.. if you're going to read it, at least review…

Warnings: Same.. Same…Sexy Jutsus…wild ninja rampages. The usual kind of thing you can expect from me.

Disclaimer: I. don't. own. Naruto.

Chapter 2: Rampaging Ramen.

Last Time….:Sakura: -in pure shock, then runs off screaming and calling for help.-

Kakashi: -blows a kiss to the sky- It's time a Sexy party! To Konoha!

This Time…

Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke are running full speed towards the main center of Konoha.

Naruto: -skids to a stop, causing the others to slam into him- GAH.

Sasuke: What's the big deal baka! You ruined our Sexy Jutsu march through the city….-transforms back into regular Sasuke-

Naruto: -transforms back as well- I just realized…that…

Kakashi: -still sexy jutsu- ….What?

Naruto: We need to recruit more Sexy Jutsu Party members! –hazzaaaa-

Sasuke: Right! We already knew that! Now change back before I get self conscience about running through town naked. –huff-

Kakashi: Whoo hoo. Sasuke's Naekehhddd.. –whistles-

Sasuke: So are you Kakashi-sensei! –points accusingly- HAHAHA!

Just then a giant cup of beef flavored, mutated ramen emerged from nearby trash can. The three of them stared, then Sakura was spotted sitting atop of the mutant Ramen.

Naruto: Sa-Sa-Sakura! Why…WHY ARE YOU ATOP THE DELICIOUS TOWER OF RAMEN?

Sakura: I AM THE RAMEN MASTER. I shall crush all those who are part of the Sexy Jutsu Party! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA.

Sasuke: SEXY NO JUTSU! –poofs and gets into a defensive ninja pose.- Hn!

Naruto: -enraged- YOU ARE NOT THE RAAAMMMMEEEENNNN MAAAAAASSSTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR –goes completely psycho- KYUBI! RAWWWWWWRR –goes over and totally whoops Sakura.

Kakashi: OMFG! Naruto!

Sasuke: Fox Boy, Naruto -winks- Heehee.

Sakura: NOoOOOooOOoOOOooooooo! –flies off into the distance-

Naruto: -back to normal and in sexy jutsu form- Aahh.. much better. I am the one and only Ramen Master. XD. YEAH.

Kakashi: Riiiiiight. Lets get back to what we were supposed to be doing! TO SHIKAMARU"S PLACE! –jumps away and is followed by Sasuke and Naruto-

TBC! –to be continued—

End chapter 2..

. reviews please.